Gumi: I’m pretty sure if we lived in an alternate universe, Badboyhalo would definitely be… [long pause] like, o-one of those housewives, at this current moment, for Foolish Gamers. He would have a roast on the table every single night… wait, am I creating my own, like, fanfiction in my own head? Okay, my headcanon is that Badboyhalo would be a little housewife that would wear a cute little white apron around his waist, and welcome Foolish home and be like, “Yoohoo!! Hello my little muffin! What would you like tonight? Dinner? A bath? Or me~?” [extremely long pause] Don’t tell him I said that.
bad: okay, let me put it this way. if someone broke into your house and was literally going through your closet and putting on your louis vuitton or something like that. and you’re just sitting there like watching, you don’t say anything, you don’t call the police—you just watch as he’s trying on, like, your socks,
pomme: now imagine foolish comes into your house while u sleep and steal everything, what do you do
bad: one, my foolish detector would go off and i would wake up and immediately sit up in my bed, make eye contact with him, and then charge him.
pomme: you have a foolish detector?
bad: yes. it’s built into my brain, pomme. whenever foolish comes within 3 miles of me, i know. i just know. i can just tell.