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Sword fights are HOT anyone who thinks otherwise can get out of my face
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when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..
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Druid Daisy, minotaur babe.
Slowly transforming some old characters into fantasy themed ones.
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🌹 I shouldn’t have to be modest to be respected.🌟
Art by Liberal Jane
#weird stuff#feminist#feminist art#sex positive#body positive#body posititivity#fat positive#feminism
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Honestly, I don’t want to have sex with anyone right now, not really. I think about it, and it would be nice, but given my current situation, it’s not something I really want. I’d regret it. What I want is to send sexy pictures of myself to someone I trust so they can talk dirty to me. No sex, not even any lewd pics from them. But it wouldn’t feel fair to ask my s/o for permission to do that. We said we’d wait, so we’re waiting.
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I have a condition that makes me draw furry girls 24/7 its called being a fucking genius
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Jerry Gergich’s wife is a milf and you can’t tell me otherwise
#jerry gergich#larry gergich#gary gergich#terry gergich#parks and rec#parks and recreation#parks & rec#parks & recreation#parks and rec tv
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“A dreary dame dances with a dashing demon in a dark and dismal dungeon.”
By Abigail Larson 9x12 Mixed media (ink, watercolor, digital media) abigaillarson.com
For the 2019 Month of Fear challenge, I’m revisiting my Halloween alphabet project! I’m illustrating a spooky sentence for each of the first five letters of the alphabet following the weekly Month of Fear prompt. This week I’m doing the letter “D”, and the Month of Fear theme is “Monsters Without”
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How dare you describe my dream woman
I still feel kinda hurt and deceived from when I learned INTERPOL irl isn’t nearly as badass of an organization as it’s depicted in Sly Cooper.
#carmelita#carmelita montoya fox#inspector fox#inspector carmelita fox#she’s.... so beautiful#sly cooper#sucker punch dictated my sexuality#part five: the fifth one
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Just finished a playthrough and was inspired by miss “hot chick with gun” fox
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At least it’s not Arpeggio
Currently replaying Sly 2 and I forgot about my embarrassing sexual attraction to the Contessa, here we go again
#i will never understand the birdfuckers in this fandom#like....#he’s not even attractive?#at all???#idk#i guess i don’t have much room to talk#but hey#at least my embarassing villain crush is a hypnotist#that at least gives me something#i think
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Currently replaying Sly 2 and I forgot about my embarrassing sexual attraction to the Contessa, here we go again
#sly 2 band of thieves#sly 2#sly cooper#the contessa#contessa#sly cooper contessa#sucker punch dictated my sexuality#part four: on stranger tides
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Fair enough. I’m a fool, so it’s really my fault anyway
Hi yeah why did no one warm me about Link’s Gerudo outfit
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