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when your love language is secretly physical touch, but any amount of affection overwhelms you 🙄

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parents & pedigree [x] [x]

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So i don’t know arabic but whenever i see translations of middle eastern language, like, its so beautiful. They speak so sweetly and its such a pity i’ll never understand what is lost in translation.

Having said that, Damian, for all his intelligence must forget words in English. I forget words in english and its basically my first language. (I say basically bc its actually spanish but i dont know spanish anymore).

So i picture him sometimes using a direct translation or something bc he cannot, for the life of him, remember what the specific word in English is. Just flowery translations, that would be clunky if he didn’t make it sounds so nice. He may not remember that word in English but he probably knows more words than you, of course it sounds good.

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"My favourite superhero is Green Lantern!"

"My favourite is the Flash!"

"Mine is Robin!"

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Hehehe 😊😘

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They make me ill

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they just met btw

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Stop this just suddenly made me emotional for no reason

Battinson and Robin!

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"Do I look like him?"

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Redrawing them as this meme

Trying out different colouring styles don't mind me

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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Batman & Red Hood

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Chucklefuck

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Tucker's Computer Repair and Occult Solutions shop is a new tech repair set up in Metropolis. The shop only seemed to have a single teenager? It's weird, though, since the ad said there were at least two people on their tech team...

...and sometimes, while the named Tucker Foley was in the back, Clark would swear he heard laughter without breath in the other room. Ominous.

Meanwhile:

Tucker: so. Like. It's not the hardware?

Danny: nah.

Tucker: so his laptop is, like...literally cursed?

Danny: yeah.

Tucker: AGAIN?

Danny: *laughs* Someone really, REALLY hates this guy

Tucker: he looks like he would apologize to the stiff breeze that pushed him over!!

Danny: I mean. It's not a powerful curse. It's literally just like a random powering down every few hours.

Tucker:

Tucker: *sighs* I'll get the invocation.

Danny: I'll grab the frankincense lol

Tucker: you know I predicted a lot more playing around with tech when I opened a TECH REPAIR SHOP 🤦🏾‍♂️ in a MAJOR CITY

Danny: Sam is quite literally never going to let us live this down

Tucker:

Danny:

Tucker: was that a death joke—

Danny: *snickers*

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yeah they were flirting in that honda odyssey

based on this text post that made me audibly laugh

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I'm so embarrassed I can't believe these two idiots occupy my brain.

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Bruce "my kids found out I have a crush and they want me to do something about it so I'm compromising" Wayne, and

Danny "Batman must have found out my hero identity and wants me as backup for the Justice League but is being subtle about it" Fenton

(Inspired by Freelance Inventor)