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my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

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and for my next trick i will take a small, barely noticeable spot on my face and make it large and very noticeable! (no, i will not learn from this, thank you)

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seeing "hannibal is not a cannibal" tagged on a fic is like seeing "santa doesn't deliver presents" or "sonic doesn't run"

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[Just because white people couldn’t do it, doesn’t mean it was aliens]

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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it

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Has anyone done this one yet

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I FEEL INSANE

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“my favourite character only acts like an asshole because he’s deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺” you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him

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i need a magician to tie me into a little knot, show me to the crowd, and then pull both ends until i disappear. is that too much to ask for?

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guess who’s finally decided to color that sketch

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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

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so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public