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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

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“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

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starting a collection

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jon: hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held martin: are you okay???

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Close enough welcome back Tim Stoker

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i'm so hyped (manifesting cannon buddie through canonical jmart)

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watching Anastasia in year 12 ATAR history is mental (this movie is the most historically inaccurate movie I've watched based on historical events)

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has anyone else been getting stupider and worse or is it just me

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Oh Colin, you really were the Sasha James of this story.

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ahhhhhhhh... AAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAHHHHHH???!!!!!!

what was that episode!? HUH?!

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John Doe

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This came to me in a vision.

Feel free to add your own favorite "eldritch being x traumatized mortal" ships!

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Me when the story that obviously isn’t going to have a happy ending doesn’t have a happy ending

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wish we had more internal organ emojis