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at least he was dressed his best for the end 🥲 i was wondering why his stats were scaling so badly and why he had so many cosmetics compared to everyone else lol. you were a good egg dude!
clear obscured expedition the 33rd will have you saying shit like "we lost this fight because gustave isn't wearing his baguette uniform". and then you do shit like put gustave in his baguette uniform and win the fight
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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot
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clear obscured expedition the 33rd will have you saying shit like "we lost this fight because gustave isn't wearing his baguette uniform". and then you do shit like put gustave in his baguette uniform and win the fight
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Feel free to elaborate on what kind of pet you have!
#The Beast is my liege#dog and black cat are roommates#the beast's sister does not deign to acknowledge me as part of her network#polls#beast content
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my sister hath sent me. Canned Cheese.
#purchased this for father's day#please note that shipping is $67 since it has to be cold-packed#but it's good cheese gang#food
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Now, I’m not saying romantic relationships are inferior, or that they’re useless, or that you being in one or that you shipping some characters romantically is Bad or something off the walls like that. What I’m saying is that two people (or characters, since we’re talking shipping here) can be just as devoted to each other, love each other just as deeply, mean just as much to each other while being in a platonic relationship. The end point of caring about someone doesn’t have to be romance.
Friendship isn’t a stepping stone between strangers and romantic partners, it’s a different path. And you can follow that path as deep into the wood as a romantic one if you want, and neither is inferior to the other, they just have different views.
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she let me hit because i say stuff like goodness gracious
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let’s hoard with mama :}
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also made a collection of my favorite fics on ao3 at long last :)
#a productive morning (she said at 1pm having done nothing else)#2023 was a good year evidently. may i look back at 2025 in two years with this same fondness#*fic
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LOL but seriously release the hounds
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret
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it's me your unemployed friend making lemon meringue bars at 11:42am on a tuesday

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