a sideblog where I (Linz) dump my TAZ hcs and occasional fanart (#linzdrawsthings) • main blog is @ope-scuseme • header by @lexicals and icon by yours truly
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
👀
This be juicy
So uhm
I think Justin’s Firbolg may be a changeling??
#taz#taz graduation#taz graduation spoilers#taz hc#taz theory#master firbolg#friend firbolg#taz bud#taz firbolg
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
blupjeans Up au where Barry is Carl, Lup is Ellie, Lup-Ellie lives, and they adopt Angus-Russell
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hi welcome to hell this is my taz candyland au
@mspainttaz I’m the candyland anon and this is what I fucking mean

I HATE IT BUT IT’S TRUE
.
[id: a screenshot of the opening screen from the Hasbro Interactive Candyland computer game. It shows a fantastical candy-based landscape with an ice cream cone castle in the background, and the characters from the game stand underneath the title “CANDYLAND” that’s at the top of the screen. The characters are each labeled suchly—the green plumb guy is Merle; the lollipop princess is Davenport; the peanut brittle grandma lady is Lup; the fudge monster dude is just “????”; the candy king is Magnus; the ice cream queen is Lucretia; the gumdrop guy is Barry; the licorice dude is Kravitz; and Mr. Mint is Taako. I don’t make the rules. End id]
#taz balance#taz memes#image described#image description#captioned#candyland taz#guess i’ll add this hc to the pile
74 notes
·
View notes
Text
Adopting this!!!
Our worlds version of Fishers broadcast is through the McElroys.
–
submitted by Anonymous
171 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hey! Hey guys??
Rainer in pastel goth fashion?????
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
Danbrey Week 2019 | October 20-26
Day 1: Pumpkin Patch | Haunted House
Day 2: Lodge | Forest
Day 3: Bonfires | Movie Nights
Day 4: Sylvain | Earth
Day 5: Hot Springs | Cold Nights
Day 6: Sweaters | Costumes
Day 7: Home | Abroad
186 notes
·
View notes
Text
Killian: “I dunno Taako...I’m getting kinda anxious at this point, I just have no idea what to get Barry for his birthday...”
Taako: “I’m getting Barold jeans.”
Killian: “But doesn’t he have, like, 50 pairs already??”
Taako: “Listen. Killian. Barry only puts two things on his Candlenights wishlist each year—a karaoke set, and bluejeans. Trust me on this one.”
...u right
Barry blue jeans would be The easiest person to shop presents for
#taz#taz balance#taz balance headcanon#barry bluejeans#barry j bluejeans#barold bluejeans#taako#taz taako#taz killian#does he canonically have a good singing voice? someone does but I can’t remember who#lol oh well
52 notes
·
View notes
Text
Soft TAZ Headcanons Comp
These are all the ones that were sent in before I finished the kravitz post. Longer ones are under the cut!
raven-dreaming: elves from the two sunned planet purr when their ears are scratched.
sophiuke: Taako sleeps with a plethora of stuffed animals and only uses fuzzy blankets
dork-empress: Kravitz hasn’t slept in centuries, and so is unused to getting neck cricks and such, and so Taako gives him massages.
yourlocallunchable: @herbgerblin the entire stolen century crew, in a year where the starblaster was under lock and key, had to sleep in caves, they wouldve frozen to death, if magnus hadnt used his own body, to shield his family from the cold with cuddles
dinoshaverights: OH! Uhhh….ummm….Kravitz is the one who at first didn’t want a cat, but soon after, Taako bought one while Kravitz was out doing reaper stuff. A year later Taako catches Kravitz in skeleton form lying on the couch with the cat chilling in his rib cage. How was that?!
penguinedward Magnus carved the body of the piano, Lup and Barry managed the stringing calling back on what they learned on the planet of the voidfish, and Merle had his new Rockseeker family carve the tiniest, softest hammers for inside. Lucrecia and Davenport’s gift is a piece of music that they composed together. It’s a family effort~
Keep reading
95 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ango💜💜
i don’t know what the context of this image is, nor do i want to, but i DO want to see kravitz in this very interesting outfit immediately (source)
4K notes
·
View notes
Note
Magus carved both the ring and the box for Julia. The box is cherrywood, which symbolizes romance and new beginnings, while the ring itself is aspen wood, symbolizing adventure and journeys
Julia cried just a little bit
86 notes
·
View notes
Text
OOHHH THE SHENANIGANS
the raven queen feels like such a prankster to me *rubs hands together mischievously*
All new reapers must spend one night alone guarding the eternal stockade.
–
submitted by Anonymous
87 notes
·
View notes
Text
my first go at a design for Kelly Little!!
(( she/they are Aubrey and Dani’s future kid, inspired by this post ))

[id: A digital drawing of Kelly Little, shown from the chest up. They are a young, chubby kid with deep bronze skin that’s dappled with dark brown freckles; dark blonde afro-textured hair that’s parted down the middle, braided tightly down either side of her head, and worn in two low, poufy pigtails; a wide nose; and deep brown eyes that glow a warm orange in the light. They’re looking past the viewer—a small, joyful smile on their face, dimples showing on their chubby cheeks, and a pair of tiny fangs poking out from under their lips. Kelly’s shirt is a bright purple, and the background behind her is a soft, light purple. End id]
I ended up going with she/they pronouns for her because I couldn’t decide?? and hey, young kids exploring gender identities? hell yeah
(( @fioblah hope you like ‘em! I might try out some other designs, too, just because😊 ))
#taz#taz amnesty#taz headcanon#danbrey#taz dani#aubrey little#kelly little#linzdrawsthings#accessible fanart#image described#image description#fanart#shhhhh idk how to shade hair yet
13 notes
·
View notes
Photo
1. Taako as Dwight. Kravitz as Jim. Au where they work together at Fantasy Costco, are not dating yet. Garfield has to take a brief “vacation” and leaves Taako as acting manager. Bonus: Magnus and Merle also work with them, and Angus has an internship there (which is actually just a cover for him to investigate Garfield the Deals Warlock during his absence). Perhaps the THBs are working there to pay off some debt to the BOB? And perhaps Kravitz is paying off a blood debt to Garfield? Very chaotic au, lots of possibilities for shenanigans.
2. Lup as Dwight (he just oozes that chaotic twin energy). Barry as Jim. Au where they’re working together at the IPRE before the Stolen Century. The IPRE member who manages the birds’ expedition preparations (not Lucretia—someone else) has left for a few days. They left Barry in charge due to his rank, intelligence, and excellent organization skills, but every one of the birds knows that it’s really Lup who runs the department. Immediately after this conversation happens, Barry blushes furiously, stammers something about needing to help Merle figure out how to use a stapler, and rushes out of the room. A quasi-enemies-to-lovers blupjeans au. Would also work at some point during the stolen century (I just like the idea of exploring the IPRE more).
3. Merle as Dwight. Lup as Jim. No endgame. Just pure chaotic energy. That is all.
@mspainttaz you were right
#taz#taz balance#taz headcanon#office au#stolen century#blupjeans#taakitz#taako#taz kravitz#taz lup#barry bluejeans#merle highchurch#blupjeans au#taakitz au
563K notes
·
View notes
Photo
[id: A series of screenshots from tv show The Office. The first shows Dwight sitting at Michael’s desk. He says “Don’t make me fire you.” Jim, seated across from him, says “You can’t fire me. You’re acting manager. Not office manager. So you have no firing powers.” Dwight, his face serious, says “Don’t make me pre-fire you.” “You wouldn’t dare,” says Jim. “Watch this,” Dwight replies, pointing at Jim with intensity. “You’re pre-fired. And when I’m promoted, you’ll be full fired.” Jim stands, putting his hands on the desk between them and leaning in to reply quietly “IF you get promoted, and IF you haven’t fallen in love with me by then.” Dwight leans back, his expression absolutely flabbergasted. “What??” End id]
hey @mspainttaz screw you now I need to come up with at least one taz scenario for this
#if anyone notices something off in my id lemme know!#lol i haven’t seen this episode#taz#taz memes#accessible#image description#image described
563K notes
·
View notes
Text
I still haven’t listened to the two most recent eps because I’m a coward so hopefully nothing here’s out of date
I could totally see the “lady friend” as a “well I’m not attracted to guys so I guess I’m straight by default?” kinda thing for him. Like “I don’t get why everyone’s so crazy about this dating thing but I guess I’ll give it a go”
Lives alone with his cat. Loves being alone in nature. And like you said, doesn’t seem to be interested in changing that. Single and loving it, am I right?
BUT it’s not like he’s this grumpy old man who isolates himself from the community. He knows everyone in Kepler, and they all know him. He’s an important part of the community, he just likes his alone time
After the end of the world (assuming all goes well) I could totally see him trying to settle back down into his old life, living alone with his cat and doing ranger work. But, after all that he’s been through, something’s changed—he doesn’t enjoy being alone that much anymore. He misses his friends
So he ends up joining the Amnesty Lodge crew—living with them, wherever they end up💜
Jahdgshsjkk I need to catch up on the episodes. Griffin please don’t hurt them😅
TAZ Amnesty Headcanon
Please consider: Aro/Ace Duck Newton?
I’ve been thinking about Duck’s past a lot and I can’t help but get some ace vibes from our favourite forest ranger. Here’s where I’m at:
- he’s in his 40s and doesn’t appear to have a partner or care to get a partner or be upset that he doesn’t have a partner…at all. I’m not saying every middle aged person who doesn’t have a significant other is ace, not at all, but it’s a potential sign so
- he doesn’t appear to be interested romantically or sexually in anybody? I understand this could be because Justin doesn’t wanna flirt with Griffin again, but I feel like he’d be fine with it if the narrative went that way
- there was the “lady friend” he had back when he was younger that took him to the ski resort, yes. But honestly, the man spent more time talking about French Onion Soup than the hot girl that was at a resort with him during a time most guys his age have only one thing on their mind
I dunno, the McElroys are so good at giving us such great representation so I don’t think it’s a stretch to have this headcanon! Anyone else got any thoughts on this? I’d love to hear ‘em! Got Duck Newton headcanons of your own? Please share!
#this is linz from my taz hc sideblog#i just need to have aroace duck on there because HELL YES#taz#taz amnesty#taz headcanon#aroace headcanon#duck newton
53 notes
·
View notes
Text
HOLD IT. STOP EVERYTHING. HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THIS WEEK’S MY BROTHER MY BROTHER AND ME.
“i jokingly applied for a part-time job as a paranormal investigator, and they called me back to schedule an interview because they really liked my resume - the only problem is that i’m scared of the dark”
is THE most barry bluejeans problem i’ve EVER heard in my life
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Kelly has an unhealthy obsession with cryptids from a young age, even though they basically have two for moms, and have literal magic powers themself.
When they learn that Uncle Barclay is Bigfoot, they go batshit wild with excitement and start bombarding him with intrusive toddler questions. Poor Barclay is completely flustered (he’s not used to little kids lol) but he’s such a good sport—he tries his best to answer all of Kelly’s questions until Aubrey finally drags them away to let Barclay drink his tea in peace.
Kelly hoards all the cool (and straight up weird) shit they find on hikes in their room, and they charge their moms an entry fee whenever they want to come in.
Kelly absolutely steals one of Barclay’s socks after the Uncle-Barclay-is-Bigfoot incident and adds it to their display, giving it the place of honor under the light of their bedside lamp and labeling it as “Uncl Bigfot sok”.
The sign on their bedroom door reads “Kellys Kryponmica”, and they hope someday their little Cryptonomica will be just as amazing as the one from the stories their moms tell them about Ned “Grampa” Chicane💜
aubrey and dani’s kid, a ball of energy who loves going on hikes and practicing magic with their moms, kelly
#kelly little#taz#taz amnesty#taz headcanon#danbrey#aubrey little#taz dani#wtf op how could you do this to me#taz amnesty spoilers#and some notes for later:#aubrey is Panic Mom but also Cool Mom#dani is Chill Mom but also Responsible Mom
761 notes
·
View notes