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Leafpool: Hey Firestar, what was visiting Skyclan like?

Firestar: I did meet some of the most insufferable people...but they also met me.

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Ivypool, to the Dark Forest: Hey there demons, it's me, ya boy.

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Bramblestar: well...it appears the lake has dried up... Prepare for drought everybody.

Lionblaze: We're already a disaster, why do we need more?!

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Dear god this blog has died, it's been ages since I read Warrior Cats...lemme go dig up some quotes for y'all. 🌿

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Leafpool: Aren't you worried that Bramblestar will be able to tell that you're lying?

Squirrelflight: No, because he has the social skills of a watermelon.

- source: the eboys' would i lie to you video

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Scourge: Bone, you're a genius!

Bone: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

Scourge: What, a genius?

Bone: No, Bone.

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Thistleclaw: Do you smell it? That smell...the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly.

Whitepaw: Riverclan?

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Bluestar: Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy.

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Lionblaze: Didn't Ashfur get busted for murder?

Squirrelflight: Assault.

Jayfeather: See? He's not even a very good murderer.

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Graystripe: I'm leaving in the morning, Leopardstar. I doubt we'll meet again.

Leopardstar: ...do you promise?

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Bramblestar: I'm so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of Thunderclan.

Tigerheart: But, isn't she Shadowclan?

Bramblestar: exactly.

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Rock: You cretin!

Jayfeather: Okay first of all, it's pronounced cree-tin. If you're gonna insult me, do it properly.

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*in Starclan*

Ashfur: *breathes* -

Ferncloud: I am so sorry and I apologise on behalf of everything my brother has ever said or done to you

Squirrelflight: Apology accepted.

Ashfur: what-?

Ferncloud: I am so sorry and I apologise on behalf of everything my brother has ever said or done to you-

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Mosskit: tell us how you died, Ashfur!

Ashfur: you wanna hear that story again, huh? Well, okay then. There I was, sitting on the river bank, minding my own business-

Hollyleaf: plotting how to ruin my family's life

Ashfur: plotting how to ruin Squirrelflight and her family's lives...when, suddenly, from behind me-

Hollyleaf: I ran out of the bushes, the glamourous heroine of the hour!

Ashfur: Hollyleaf, the little bitch that she is, ran out of the bushes, the glamourous heroine of the hour, and KILLED ME!

Mosskit: *gasp*

Hollyleaf: because I'm an asshole who deserved it

Ashfur: because I'm an ass- wait a minute

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Leafpool: um, Squirrelflight? Ashfur has a little song he'd like to sing for you...

Squirrelflight: okay

Ashfur: I love you, bi tch

Squirrelflight: o-okay-?

Ashfur: and i'm never gonna stop lovin' you, b iit ch

Leafpool: okay Ashfur that's enough now,,

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Blackstar: Shadowclan no longer believes in Starclan!

Bramblestar: alright everyone no need to panic

Mistystar: what do you mean THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!

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Squirrelflight: I'm gonna be a great leader someday, aren't I, Leafpool? Can't you wait until I'm the leader of Thunderclan? I know I can't! I'm gonna boss you around so much!

Leafpool: //man I wish a cliff would fall on me right now,,//