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ARE SASUNARU FANS STILL ALIVE?????

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ten year old fic with NO typos and solid plot with GOOD angst with over TWENTY chapters and 100k words... oh my god im in heaven

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Another widely accepted headcanon i really dont understand is the idea that Sasuke is always cold while Naruto runs hot. The man literally spends the majority of his time only half-clothed and can breathe fire at will. FIRE.

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sasuke only wanted revenge bc itachi pushed him face down in his sandbox

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naruto : if i bake once, i can't qualify as a baker

kiba : right...

naruto : so if i slept with a guy once, i'm techically not gay

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when i said the feminization of sasuke i meant these mfs are watering down his character into an emo twink

like hey hes more than that ❤️ and when i say wheres fem naruto i mean why arent people exploring his character differently!! why does sasuke have to be a copy n paste tsundere and naruto is some hunky brainless alpha male

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its always sunny in exclamation??????

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naruto gotta be the most genderfluid mfs out there, moreso in a "idc what u see me as , just be nice ❤️" kinda way

then i circle back around to the sudden feminization of sasuke

SO WHY THE HELL IS SASUKE GIRLY POP POP AND NARUTO ISNT

LIKE WHERE IS FEM!NARUTO WHEN U NEED HIM AND NO IM NOT TALKING ABOUT GENDERBENT I MEAN FEEMMMM

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If you actually think sasunaru would be a one-sided ship with naruto putting in 100% of the effort while sasuke does 0% your ass genuinely must have been asleep through the entire manga/anime istg

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sasukes all nonchalant up until narutos mad. like do u think he goes around like paul revere when his husband is pissed off

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Sasuke (when not consumed by his thirst for revenge) is just as devoted to Naruto as Naruto is to him he's just less loud about it and for some reason that is beyond me this has managed to trick like at least half of this fandom into thinking their relationship is one-sided or that "Naruto does all the work while Sasuke does nothing hahah!" when this is actually SO FAR from the truth it's fucking ridiculous

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"...and then after all that, i came home.

to that same bitter silence

i know not to cry anymore

someday, someone will love me the same"

Sasuke Uchiha, probably.

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i like to think sasuke is really an autistic king... him and naruto do frog themed puzzles

sometimes when the eldest twins are home from school they'll bring word searches and so on...

(sasuke never cares about the theme, he just likes puzzles, his wife, and his kids)

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WHERE IS SERVICE TOP SASUKE

I DONT WANT POWER BOTTOM SASUKE I WANT SERVICE TOP GOD DAMMIT!

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guess what.. I HAVE ANOTHER WORK FOR THE TL!

ughh i love writing but idk when the next chapters gonna come out just read THIS ONE!

ITS my longest work yet since i write in my notes app (laptop coming soon) and writing and formatting on chrome browser is fucking hard anyways heres the base of the story

naruto thinks of the time he was down and dirty when hes taking a cold walk to the club. his life had changed for the better but it was time to go down memory lane. :)

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CANON IM KISHIMOTO!

bark bark

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where's munch sasuke when u need him ✌🏽 that mans not-so-guilty pleasure IS giving head