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It's springtime, Persephone is out of the underworld, and since then the underworld has been in utter chaos. So Zeus needs to have a chat with Hades:
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Zeus: HADES, WHY THE THUNDERINGS STRICKS IS THE UNDERWORLD IN SHAMBLES?!
Hades: it's spring.
Zeus: So what?
Hades: Persophone gone
Zeus: And???
Hades: that's it.
Zeus: How does that correlate to the underworld being a mess? It's your responsibility regardless of if she's here or not
Hades: I'm currently too busy with other 'ReSpOnSiBILiTieS'
Zeus: What other responsibilities?
Hades: Being lonely and depressed. Those are two full-time jobs, you know.
Zeus:....
Insert people screaming, things crashing, burning and exploding in the background... also a jealous Hera.
#epic the musical#greek mythology#relationship#hera#zeus#hades#persphone#greek gods#epic zeus#god of the underworld#lonely lovesick puppy that is hades
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The Epic the Musical Fandom version of 'Avengers Assemble' is just one word:
...✨️PENELOPE ✨️
#epic the musical#odysseus#what types of fans would assemble... i wonder#greek mythology#epic penelope#odysseus x penelope#penelope#epic odysseus#the avengers
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Athena is the definition of
"Fight like a man, but as a woman."
Penelope is the definition of
"Fight like a women"
And Hera..
"THATS MY MAN, BACK OFF, IF HE TOUCHES YOU, YOU DIE."
#epic the musical#hera#epic athena#athena#aphrodite#epic aphrodite#greek gods#greek mythology#women#zeus better run fast af#penelope#epic penelope
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Ah yo. This is an intro post.
I dunno how the fuck you found me but yellow, name's Cave (yes. I can do whatever name I like on the interwebs)
I'm kinda gonna do random shit in here, bunch of thoughts, and Fandom dumps. Possibly art? Maybe. Who knows. But yeah, I've dipped my toes in enough Fandoms that you're better off assuming I'm already in it. (Books, musicals (epic), fnaf, anime, DC, MCU, ect)
Go by any pronouns, but he/him if you wanna simplify things.
I swear a lot (clearly) so trigger warning about that ig? Also I might post dark shit but I'll put warnings on those things.
I'm am dyslexic, most likely autistic (runs in the fam), ADHD, and mental illness in a little ball of joy. So if I spell something wrong, you never saw it. Also, I have chronic migraines and issues that even the doctors haven't figured out, so I'm special.
I love asks. Gimme gimme. If anyone gets the reference for the Asks Buttons, we are best friend.
Dunno how the whole mutual thing works, but if you wanna be mutals and i have stalked- I mean vetting your account, and you seem chil, sure. Just sent me a message because I will overthink and forget. Also this is a side blog so of a different account follows you, that's why. :]
Feel free to use what I post in fanfics or whatever you like, just asking that you tag or credit me in the end (plus I wanna read it too so...)
I'm a silly little MINOR so please don't be creepy. Dark sure, creepy? No. Ew.
Don't be hateful to anyone, I will block you.
If yall like something I'm doing, lemme know I can make it a series thingy.
I'm also kinda mean at times so be prepared.
Anyways, that's all you gotta know about me for now. I might update.. if I need to. But yeah, peace out bitchesss
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Since yall liked this so much I'll do it again..
Taking random shit my friend and I have said and putting it into Greek Mythology:
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Hades: As I previously stated. Don't wish migraine on my worst enemy
Persephone: So you wouldn’t wish migraine on your worst enemy but you would brutally multilate your landlord for being too loud
Hades: Yes
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Hermes: Pat pat
Ares: Thank you I feel much better...
I'm going to stab a bird
Hermes: Is that a consequence of feeling better?
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Odysseus: I have a bad idea
Penelope: mkay, just be safe
Odysseus: No, you're supposed to say 'that's a bad idea. Don't do it, my love'
Penelope: You're with the wrong person if you wanted THAT response.
#relationship#epic ares#epic the musical#ares#hermes#hera#odysseus x penelope#odysseus#hades#persephone#hades x persephone#greek mythology#greek gods
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Taking random shit my friend and i have said and putting it into Greek mythology:
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Aphrodite: You know threatening to yeet your girlfriend is kinky right?
Area: Not if she deserves it
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Odysseus: I'm gonna go take a nap, will be up by 7
Penelope: Kay, go sleepy sleepy
(3 hours later)
Penelope: Are you awake???
Hello?
Dead?
Odysseus: sorry I overslept
Penelope: I could tell
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Hera: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FROM ME??
Zeus: You're giving me the growl face
#epic the musical#odysseus#penelope#relationship#epic zeus#hera#greek mythology#aphrodite#epic ares#odysseus x penelope
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So in Epic The Musical, imagine Circe hearing all the stuff Hermes is telling Odysseus without context...
Hermes: 🎶 Wouldn't you like to use more than words
Deep in the night when the fight last for hours
You can be hurt or you can beat her
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I'll help you conquer her. 🎶
Circe: (In her palace happily playing with nymphs and heard that) "..."
Like DAMN. Poor Circe
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