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i love winning the 50/50 and getting argenti on 4 pity. such an everyday occurrence.

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man i fucking giggled like genuinely fucking giggled the moment i saw dr ratio in my mailbox DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS MAN. DR RATIO IS BEAUTIFUL AND I AM A SIMP FOR BEAUTIFUL MEN.

i want him to crush me with his biceps you do not understand

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i am honored....

yanqing so fucking gender i swear

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i'm sorry but lyney kinda screams gay to me

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casually writing a dan heng x blade oneshot for a gacha ritual so i hopefully pull my boy il dan heng in a single ten pull when his banner releases

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in here we have no beta we die like that stupid fucking deer that summons those weird ass tree things needs to (help i still haven't beat world 7)

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oh my god luka has SUCH a fun kit

too bad i can't pull for him otherwise i risk losing my guaranteed for il dan heng rip

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i feel so deeply betrayed (HEY AT LEAST I HAVE GUARANTEED IL DAN HENG)

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UPDATE: I ASKED HIM TO EXPLAIN AND HE SAID BLADE JUST "GIVES OFF THAT VIBE"

AND I TOLD HIM BLADE IS SLOWLY GOING INSANE AND HE JUST SAID AND I QUOTE

"he's insane? oh that's femboy behavior"

AND I STRAIGHT UP SCREAMED LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

i asked my brother (a non-hsr player) whether he'd pull for blade or not based on the splash art, and i'm not kidding when i say he said blade's lower half looks like a femboy's

he still hasn't explained this someone help me

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i asked my brother (a non-hsr player) whether he'd pull for blade or not based on the splash art, and i'm not kidding when i say he said blade's lower half looks like a femboy's

he still hasn't explained this someone help me

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WHAT THE HELL WHY IS IL DAN HENG SO PRETTY THO

LIKE EVEN THE ATTACK ANIMATION HUH

HE'S GONNA MAKE ME SKIP KAFKA TO SAVE FOR HIM AND I'M BAD AT SELF CONTROL

of course i'm still pulling blade tho i only have three guys on my america server acc like what do you think i am? insane? his playstyle is amazing and i love it

also i have a team for rituals and blade has to go in there for il dan heng

and both of them are pretty. so. i have a weakness and i need both of them

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I'M SORRY WHAT

DOES KOKOMI EAT FATUI HARBINGERS OR SMTH

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FUCK YEAH KOKOMI RERUN

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oh yeah i have alhaitham now

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bruh

i only have arlan and dan heng out of the 17 characters i have in total

how?

idk

but hey at least i won both of my 50/50s (one on seele, one on silver wolf)

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i know i'm overthinking but this is swarming my mind

so

i am fairly sure that each aeon with a playable path has an assigned element and there is a reason i swear

lemme just show the evidence (if you can call it evidence) real quick

SO

more undercut

they all have the same crafting materials

except for the final crafting material

for example, imaginary uses the nihility synthesis material. why? idfk welt maybe

so imma list out this shit real quick??? and also theories/bullshit why it's as such in parentheses???

nihility: imaginary (welt yang)

harmony: quantum (because quantum is cool! /j)

abundance: lightning (bailu. also shameless propaganda promotion bailu is amazing she should win every poll ever just my bias)

erudition: ice (herta)

hunt: wind (dan heng)

destruction: fire (arson. no i wasn't about to say hook nanook just likes arson)

preservation: physical (you preserve stuff typically in physical form??? idfk)

why am i pointing this out, you ask?

i just wanted to say nanook the destruction is an arsonist okay bye