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🎶 butterfly bandage, but don’t worry - you’ll never remember, your head is far too blurry 🎶

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I feel like I’ve been screaming my lungs out for years and still nobody can hear me.

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so, an update for the salad saga is that it tasted so gross because…. drumroll my fridge was broken 😍 so i had to buy a new fridge 😍 and throw out all my food which sent me into a fucking panic attack because that’s what food waste does to me 😍😍😍

made myself the most beautiful salad today (the salad i always make so i didn’t do anything weird or crazy i promise lol) and when i took a bite it literally just tasted like i was licking the inside of the vegetable fridge thing at the grocery store and all the leaves were mushy and then I felt exceptionally unwell so i guess that’s what i get lmao fml

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what thinness means to me

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made myself the most beautiful salad today (the salad i always make so i didn’t do anything weird or crazy i promise lol) and when i took a bite it literally just tasted like i was licking the inside of the vegetable fridge thing at the grocery store and all the leaves were mushy and then I felt exceptionally unwell so i guess that’s what i get lmao fml

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ok listen i need some friends to motivate me. pls at the very least 18+ because i don’t want to encourage children and preferably 21+ tbh

active feb ‘23

me: 26, cw 195, gw 135

you can be an asshole, you can be nice, you can be mean, idgaf just be there

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😭😭

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i’m getting married. i’m getting married and i bought a dress and all i can think is i’m too old for this shit. but i just can’t look like this on my wedding day. i just can’t. i have to lose something, anything. god.

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and now i’m 26 and getting married 🙃

crawling back to ed tumblr at 23 while clearly well into should-have-my-shit-together-adulthood wassuppppp

who wants to be friends bc i don’t even know what I’m doing anymore lol

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wow, i drank sangria and ate tacos last night and now i’m in an emotional tailspin

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this was the first time in my life I actually don’t have any cups to get rid of but sharing for friends!!!! put those cups in the kitchen ✨

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beauty may be vain but i still want it.

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12 strawberries - 46 cals

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me eating my two gummy vitamins and pretending they’re food

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I’d give anything for skinny legs thx

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+ outfits.  style.   fashion here

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whattupppp I’m super nauseous from drinking a ton of coffee on an empty stomach and trying to work from home without vomming ✌🏼

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me after not eating all day only to binge and tell everyone online about it: