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Too good to not reblog.

The GIW doesn’t know what they have unleashed.

Animation I got from my friend @pmkn2-0 check them out.

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why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”

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I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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And you sound like someone who needs to grow up.

Piss off.

If someone doesn't ask for criticism on their fic it *isn't* your place to give it.

No ifs, ands or buts.

Don't like a fic, move the hell on.

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I’m a fanfic writer, I’ve gotten criticism and bad comments. It’s part of posting things on a public forum.

If someone doesn't ask for criticism on their fic it *isn't* your place to give it.

No ifs, ands or buts.

Don't like a fic, move the hell on.

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I disagree with this on a multitude of levels. If you post a fic, as with every kind of openly or publicly available creation, you are opening yourself to criticism and believing otherwise is harmful to your growth as a creator and as a person.

That’s not to say I think you should ever leave a comment that just says something like ‘This sucks, KYS’, but if you want to leave a comment saying that you think the story could have been better, DO THAT.

If someone doesn't ask for criticism on their fic it *isn't* your place to give it.

No ifs, ands or buts.

Don't like a fic, move the hell on.

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hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

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Infinite Wine Cellar

Being the Ghost King gave Danny access to a lot of guilty pleasures. He could buy every DLC and cosmetic from every game he played, see movies that never existed, collect limited edition merchandise that he could never get in his home dimension, and, as he quickly discovered after he hit twenty-one, he had access to the best, rarest, and most expensive drinks in the multiverse.

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FUCKING THANK YOU!!!

"Jason would fall head over heels for whoever kills the Joker." and "Danny would instantly kill the Joker on sight/would personally come down to kill the Joker for Kingly reasons" No they fucking wouldn't.

Jason would be having the panic attack of a lifetime, and after he'd have the longest Anxiety attack ever. He would not be a huggy wuggy kissy wissy lovey dovey at anyone because he'd actually be having a REACTION to Joker's death. Not that he gives a shit on a "I care about the Joker" way - dude would be glad he's dead - but in the "Holy shit the person who fucking killed me and I almost killed myself over getting my dad to kill him in return is dead and I don't know how to react when the number one torturer in my life is gone for good" way.

Jason would NOT be having a good time for a while. He'd be shaking and sputtering and would willingly go back to the Batcave if he was told to in those moments, if he's coherent enough to follow anything he's hearing. He'd be having the disassociation of a lifetime.

And Danny??? Even if he's a King (which is already both overused and under utilized, he's King but like, why is that necessary for your plot? most often it's just for a joke) he's not going to personally go kill anyone unless he absolutely has to - and the targets on that list? Well. Joker wouldn't even cut it in DC alone. There are so many heros and villains who fucking KILL btw. The Justice League as a whole does not follow directly to the 'Batman Rules' of No Killing and No Guns. And I think Darkseid is going to be a major player if Danny Fenton/Phantom has to murder for the sake of Ghost Kingdom or just happenstance, it's not the fucking low level clown.

"Why bring up Heros killing too?" Well that's because if Ghost King Phantom is going to hunt down anyone for Crimes against the Infinite Realms citizens, WONDER WOMAN has killed people in more powerful positions that a political party like a King Of Another Realm would be advised to be WARY of. Genuinely there might be assholes pushing for Ghost King Phantom to claim Wonder Woman falsely killed them and demand retribution because "Nobody else can" or something. A trial or something could take place.

And also, Ghost King Phantom would not personally kill anyone in the mortal realm. He's quite literally got people under him who are easily able to overpower them and kill them there or bring them in. And unless Danny, outside of ghost king AUs, really wants to step on toes and bring attention to himself, would not just go around purposely killing anyone.

Danny isn't the guy to murder anyone - even a Ghost. He's actively catching and putting ghosts back into the Ghost Zone before he knows that some of them just straight up mean no harm - that Danny being part ghost doesn't make him part evil or the exception to the rule. He's not down for actually personally killing anyone unless there's no choice.

He would not be standing over the body of someone he killed and smiling in joy or being casual. He'd be numb and staring and jumpy and snapping at everyone. He'd be in shock and he'd feel horrible for it, even if there wasn't any other way.

So, in a true "Danny Kills the Joker" situation, that later involves Jason and Danny dating, or has them already dating, it would be slow and would take a lot of time. They'd both need to come out of their funks. Bad reactions all around.

Also often we see "Batman is mad someone killed the Joker because he believes in Not Killing" which is really not true. He doesn't think anyone without a place to do so (like a Judge and Jury, the court system, or a person who has the authority to make that call - he doesn't think a vigilante like himself or his children should have that right because what the hell would that really make them?) and would not blame someone killing in self defense or in defense of someone else. With the Joker it's incredibly easy to tell that Danny being forced into a situation like that had no other choice. If Joker didn't kill him, it'd be a fate worse than death. He would not glare at him and call him a monster for killing in self defense.

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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Never underestimate the insanity that is canon.

sometimes when reading classic superhero porn fic scenario "hero is auctioned off to a group of bad guys who are bidding for the right to do evil 😉 things to them 😍" i'm like i love this but man it's so common, who started this trope? what porn fic got this thing going? is it from the livejournal era, perhaps? from the days of print zines? and then i pick up an innocent dc comic to read and like okay nevermind dc was stroking it to that idea before any of us got the chance to invent it

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I don’t know if this is the original or what, but this shit is too iconic not to reblog.

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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Because I don't want Danny to suffer, I offer this alternate take that admittingly goes against the idea of the OG post:

Because people keep summoning Danny to do things and he can't just leave without the cults summoning him again, he learns to do all those things. And when they start asking him to fight various demons, non-ghostly spirits, monsters, and gods? He fights them and forces himself to grow stronger so he can win. A year or two later and Danny has, by force, desperation, and necessity, achieved a level of power and skill that actually lives up to the legend the ghosts spread around to get people to keep summoning him.

Danny's rogues have been spreading a little misinformation.

In their defense, it was really funny.

They've been spreading the word via Ouija boards, seances, and any other attempt to speak with the dead that Phantom is the High King of Ghosts.

Except that position doesn't really exist.

Sure, they called Pariah Dark the King of Ghosts, but that was at his own request.

The Infinite Realms are vast, with many different cultures and lands, and there are a lot of Kings. It's not a special title, honestly, it's just the title used to delegate who, in a culture, has to put up with talking to the Observants.

So they decided to get the little shit back for stopping them from playing in the Living world. They're just tryna have fun!

And destroy stuff.

But destroying stuff is fun!

As is telling a shit ton of flesh puppet idiots that Phantom, that scrawny kid, is the "High King" of the Realms.

This resulted in him constantly getting summoned to cult summonings, running him ragged and giving them, his rogues, more time to play.

But uh.

Ember is starting to think they may have fucked up.

Because babypop just broke down into a sobbing, heaving panic attack at the sight of her.

She manages to get out of him that he hasn't slept in three days.

And like.

He's half living?

He's supposed to sleep more than that?

Yeah they fucked up.

Ugh.

She's gonna have to go talk to them, isn't she?

So that's how a meeting between Justice League and Justice League Dark gets interrupted by the ghost of a rock star, with a living teenager having one of the worst panic attacks any of them have seen in awhile cradled in her arms, asking Justice League Dark to invent an amulet that prevents Summonings.

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the suffering never ends

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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The Joker’s violent attention-comedy bullshit would 100% just not work if his main opponent was John Constantine. Both because John is funnier than he is and just does NOT care. Joker would be bouncing around like “look at me, I’m so EEEEVILLLL” and John’s just bored because this isn’t even in the top ten evil things he’s seen this morning