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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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Wednesday eating lunch: *grunt in pain* Enid: You ok Wednesday? Wednesday: Yes just a little tooth pain, I'm fine, please continue amongst yourselves. Yoko: *talking with Enid* Wednesday: *gunts in pain again* Bianca: Do you need to go to the dentist Addams?? Wednesday: I don't like dentists *takes out pliers* just a moment. *Wednesday pulls out own tooth* Yoko: *Screaming* Bianca: NO NO NO NO Enid: *passes out* Wednesday later: The dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday but it's always a good idea to demonstrate to your peers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's always fun to see Enid faint.

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Enid: Help me Wendy-won Kenobi, you're my only hoe

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Wednesday: Where is Enid?!?

Mob boss: It was my distinct pleasure to kidnap your girlfriend. I find we are quite simpatico. Both of us know nothin' about nothin'.

Enid: He has his own frozen yogurt machine!!

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Enid trying to get into Wednesday's hobbies

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Enid: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Wednesday: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Enid: *softly* Holy shit.

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Detective Sinclair. One year apart.

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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WIP

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In the next. // May we meet again.

bonus: spoiler alert, ava’s alive

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They treated you like a dangerous animal. And so that's what you became. Does the fault not lie with them? When you are backed into a corner how do you NOT bare your teeth?

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The Jersey Devils and their adopted pup.

Mafia Addams Family/Detective au

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Love that Wednesday calls the cat his full gov name. Do you think they'd end up getting a ton of pets like they do in the 60s series or did Enid cap it off? Id like to think Morticia would want to give them an african strangler or some other carnivorous plant that actually exists or doesnt and Enid was just too afraid of it 😂

Wednesday: TOI-1338 b Addams, that is not for you to eat!

There aren't any dangerous/scary pets, no. Enid lets Wednesday have the carnivorous plants since they're just in a pot anyways, but pets that could crawl or slither around is a no-no. Pugsley's home definitely has a lot of dangerous creatures though.

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I picture Wednesday as this absolute fool in love who just blue screens every time Enid flirts with her. She's not switching to another language to speak to Enid because she's trying to be suave, no no. She switches languages because her brain short circuit and she forgets how to speak English. Her brain just goes blank.

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“We don’t take kindly to treachery.”

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Once bitten by squirrel twice shy is what I always say