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Goddess of Absolute Tomfoolery™️

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Fuck you

*rotates you 90 degrees in an imaginary dimension*

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✨SOMMIE✨

He pulls a little sleigh 😭

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im so serious i hope this is how it goes

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I came home from my lecture in Modern Logic and opened my phone to see that YouTube has stopped showing me Wicked 2024 ads and has now started showing me clips from the OG The Wizard of Oz.

In the clip, Glinda the Good states that only wicked witches are ugly. She also asks if Dorothy is a good witch or a wicked witch. Many comments said that Glinda was throwing shade by asking that.

The part of me that is studying logic now wants to pose a question to all the denizens of Tumblr. Let's assume Oz works on the following rules:

All living beings in Oz are witches.

All witches in Oz are either wicked or not wicked.

All witches in Oz are either ugly or not ugly.

Only witches that are ugly are wicked.

Assume Glinda the Good is a perfect logician.

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🫵

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Spidey Miku exists, I just know it

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Spider boiz art

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I spent multiple hours stalking him online, manage to find his Facebook, twitter and SoundCloud, and he hasn’t posted a single thing!!!!! He wasnt even tagged anywhere????? And his Twitter was just all the posts he like from like…. Boring ass politicians???? God we truly are the most oppressed class, putting so much effort into boring men

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if you guzzle enough glue you can hallucinate whatever you want!!! See those posters in your dying brain!!!!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the glue you have seen today?

*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*

sorry can’t hear you glueposting rn

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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i woke up in a manic state and decided to make a tumblr

fate made me post about glue

The Million, London, January 13, 1894

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cuno would never get glue trapped

Screaming and crying rn

SHIVERS [Medium: Success] - … Yeah I found him like that.

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All these jokes about the cum Eddie skin? It’s glue, is zato main just call it cum so no one knows our secret

it was her birthday present

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the glue you have seen today?

*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*

sorry can’t hear you glueposting rn