broimanalien

[broimanalien]

“Do you have dementia?

Smiity x reader

A.n small story for my bae <3

You were streaming with face cam playing sea of thieves with blarg and soup when you heard the door to your office open. You turned your head to see smiity coming in with messed up hair from the nap he just woken up from. “I’m streaming” you told him so that he wouldn’t walk into camera. “Fuck you” he said looking quite upset at the fact he couldn’t come get a hug from you.

“Y/n we know that, we’re been streaming for the past hour and a half?” Soup spoke into your ears obviously confused by the tone of his voice. Quickly realising that you were in a voice chat you replied “sorry smiity just woke up and walked into the room.”

“Ohh that makes more sense, though you got dementia for a second”

“What are they saying?” Smiity asked still in the doorway. “That I have dementia” “I hope not I quite like it when you remember me” Smiity said walking closer to me. I quickly muted In discord and started pointing to the camera “maybe you have dementia do you not remember what I just said!”

You know that smiity’s face is on the internet, hell he has Instagram where he posts his face all the time but this feels different to you. Like people seeing his face on stream is crossing an unwritten boundary he has put up.

Even with the panic is ur voice he doesn’t stop moving and keeps walking until he’s right in front of you. His hand move to cup your cheeks

“Your so pretty”

“SMIITY!” You yelled embarrassed as your cheeks flushed under his hands.“What can’t I complement my partner?” He slightly laughed at your expression. “Not on stream” you groaned. “Then end stream” he said like it was so obvious. “You never really gave me the chance babe” you chuckled softly looking up at him. You could never stay angry at him when he looked at you like that, like you hung the stars and moons, like you were the centre of his universe. You guessed you had the same expression on your face too.

“GET A ROOM ALREADY!” Matt yelled. You quickly unmuted and yelled back “your just mad your sad and lonely while I’m over here happy and in a relationship!”

[broimanalien]

Everyone getting kittens when my appt doesn’t allow them is homophobic

[broimanalien]

Calling Smiity babe on stream

You were streaming warzone with Grizzy and blarg

You were downed and asking smiity to pick you up

He just watched you as you bleed out (what a bitch)

You were so upset that you didn’t even think and just screamed “FUCK YOU BABE!”

Matt and Grizzy both laughed not realising what you said but smiity was dead silent

Grizzy was the first one to realise and just went “oh shit!” Which made everyone else realise ur mistake

The call went dead silent

“Your a bitch y/n”

“I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAYBE YOU SHOULD OF REVIVED ME!!”

Fortunately for smiity You couldn’t see but his face was bright red from embarrassment and being flustered

Unfortunately for you everyone saw how bright red you were for slipping up

Chat was going crazy

“Does this mean the secret is up?”

“WTF MATT WHY IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?!”

“Yes Matt the secret is up”

You guys end up playing like nothing happen

I mean you try but Grizzy and Matt make fun of you when ever they can

You apologise after stream to smiity but he tells you not to worry as it had to come out sometime

Smiity also being kind of happy that the secret is out so now everyone can know that you are his

[broimanalien]

I feel this

at this point

i might as well write a smii7y x reader bcuz why the fuck not

[broimanalien]

Being a woman sucks

Terroriser x Vanoss x Wildcat x reader

Brian/Terroriser POV

I was filming a video for my channel with Evan, Tyler, and David when I heard the door to my open and a quiet shuffle. I turned around and saw Y/n cuddled in what looked like two fluffy blankets flop down onto the couch in the room, Nussle into them, and go to sleep. When I say that was the cutest thing I ever saw. I mean it, but me being distracted by Y/n gave Tyler time to kill me in GTA. "HA! Sucker I win!"

"Yeah, sure whatever," I say deep down knowing that I win because I have Y/n at my house and not theirs.  "Dude, you just stopped trying what happened?" Vanoss asked.

"Y/n just came into the room"

"WHAT!" Tyler yelled

"Ow," David said

"What is she doing?" Vanoss asked

"She just came out of nowhere with two fluffy blankets and flopped down on the couch, I think she's asleep?" I say looking at her trying to figure out if she actually is asleep.

"Bro your getting cuddles!" Tyler said annoyed

"Well, I would be if I wasn't playing with you guys!" I said kind of annoyed because she looked so comfy and all I wanted to do was be close to her, yet here I was on this chair playing GTA. "My girlfriend does that a lot either when she's upset, tired, or wants attention so good luck finding out which one it is," David says

"Thanks, A lot Nogla," I say still looking at her

"Your welcome"

"I'm coming over" I hear Evan say before he goes off the game and discord

"I'm not missing out on cuddles, be there in 10!" Tyler says before he leaves the game and discord just like Evan. "Well good luck I guess, see ya later," David says before he does the same as Vanoss and wildcat. I log off and then walk over to Y/n. "Baby, you awake?" I say pulling the blanket down so I can see more of her face. I look and see tears coming out from her clenched eyes. "What's wrong baby?" I ask nealing down in front of her so we are at eye level with each other. "I hate being a woman," she says sniffling, she starts crying more then sat up and threw herself at me. Now she's full-on crying into my t-shirt but I don't mind. I start rubbing her back whispering sweet nothings into her ear trying to calm her down.

I'm sitting on the ground with Y/n sitting on my lap still crying when I hear the front door open and I hear Vanoss and Wildcat talking. "Were in the gaming room!" I yell to them hoping they come so we can calm her down fully to find what hurt her. I hear their footsteps getting closer and their conversation about who knows what comes to a stop when they enter the room. I look up and see them staring at me with confused looks, I just shrug my shoulders and look back at y/n who sniffling.

Tyler/Wildcat POV

Evan and I were talking about what came first, the chicken or the egg when we enter Brian's gaming room to see him on the floor with Y/n in his lap crying, I look over at Brian to see him shrug his shoulder and look back at Y/n. I walk over to them and crouch down to their level and rub Y/n's back. "Hey babe it's me, Tyler and I guess Evan too" I hear Evan schroff but I ignore him. "What's wrong?" Y/n moves so she's now sitting on Brian's lap facing me and Evan who's now also crouched down looking at Y/n. She looks at me and Evan with such defeated eyes that make me want to kill whoever hurt her. She looks down, takes a deep breath, and says "This guy sent me a DM on Instagram saying how hot I was and stuff like that and when I said I had a boyfriend he started saying a bunch of horrible things, and normally it doesn't get to me but I guess I've just been having a hard time recently that it just got to me more than it should of." During her confession, she never once looked at us and during this, I just got angrier and angrier. I stood up and started pacing around the room. I mean why would someone do this to her. I mean I get why he would want to get into her pants because I do to but then afterwords just because she said no doesn't give him the right to go say horrible stuff about her.

Evan/Vanoss POV

As she finished telling us what happened I was beyond angry but I knew that I would have to try to be calm because Tyler would be furious and Brain will and angry too. I looked at Y/n to see him looking at Tyler with tears in her eyes so put both of my hands on her cheeks and made her look at me. "Hey, don't worry, it's not your fault the guy was awful and whatever he said was a lie, your beautiful and amazing, and he's just jealous that he can't have you." Y/n jumped into my arms and hugged me like I was going to melt away if she let go, I hugged her back as she cried into my shoulder. I moved so my back was against the couch and just held her telling her that everything was okay and how much of an amazing person she is.

I watched as Tyler kept pacing the small gaming room and Brian stands with his back against the wall watching both Y/n and Tyler trying to calm him down. By now Y/n had fallen asleep in my arms and we were trying to figure out what to do. "We should send a police report and make them kill the bastard!" Tyler said, "Quiet you bimbo Y/n is asleep" Brain said looking at Y/n. For the first time since Y/n told us what happened Tyler stopped pacing and turned to look at Y/n asleep in my arms, he then sighed and sat down next to me running his hands through his hair "It's just not fair"

"I know but there's not much we can do," Brian said coming to sit down on the other side of me. "What about we look at her phone and see what he actually said?" Brian said looking over at Y/n. "I don't know if that's a good Idea" I spoke for the first time. Tyler looks over at me with a confused yet frustrated face "Why not, we will get to find out what he actually said so we can know how bad it is."

"But we will be invading her personal space and we don't want her not to trust us"

"Yeah but Evan if it made her this upset it must have been bad and if we find out exactly what he said then we can help fix it," Brian said trying to persuade me. I thought about it for a moment, if we did we would be looking through her phone and if she finds out we did that she might get angry at us and I don't want to lose her, but if we don't then we probably won't find out what happened and then we won't be able to undo what the bastard said to her. I looked at Y/n who was peacefully sleeping in my arms and decided that it was better to find out what he said than not know what happened. "okay" I see Brian stand up and leave the room to go get her phone. While he's gone I stand up still holding Y/n and look over at Tyler. He gets the idea and stands up and grabs the blankets of the couch. I place Y/n on the couch and Tyler places the blankets over her and we both just stand there watching her sleep (not creepy though, of course not)

I hear Brian walk into the room but I don't look up I just keep watching her. There's a moment of silence where everyone's just silent thinking over the plan and making sure that this is a good idea. "Well..." Brian says snapping out of my thoughts causing me to look over at him. "Let's just get this over with," I say going to stand next to Brain so I will be able to read what he wrote. You may be thinking, how are these three idiots going to log into her phone. Well, it's as simple as Y/N gave us the password. Brian logs into her phone and goes straight to Instagram, when the app loads he goes to the message simple and taps it. Once it opens the first person is someone I don't recognize I look over to Brian to see him looking at me. I just shrug my shoulder and Brian inhales a deep breath and presses the messages. I look over his shoulder more as the conversations come up. "Well, what does it say?!" Tyler asked annoyed. It's like I'm frozen looking at what he sent, time has stopped as I read over everything that he said again and again.

Tyler/Wildcat POV

I just see both their faces go pale and I start to wonder if I even want to know what he said but I need to know. "Well, what does it say?!" "umm... It basically says that she needs to kill herself and she's not good enough to ever be in love and that we are just with her for... you know" Brian says still staring at her phone. "WHAT! THAT'S INSANE" "Tyler calm down we don't want to wake her" "BUT SHE FELL ASLEEP BELIEVING ALL THAT BULLCRAP!" "Tyler, please stop yelling"

Y/N POV

I woke up to yelling, lots of yelling coming from Tyler and Evan trying to calm him down but what they were yelling about was beyond my half-asleep brain so I decided to try to make them shut up. "SHHHHHH! I'm trying to sleep here" I say causing the whole room to straight away fall into silence. "Thank you, I would ask what you were yelling about" I start saying sitting up to see Tyler across the room staring at me while Brian and Evan were standing next to each other and Brian had my phone. "And why you have my phone but I'm too tired to care so let's go to Brian's bed and cuddle with no yelling, please"