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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
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You're fucking crazy if you find this mad San attractive. (I'm crazy🫦)
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details: jungkook and his beautiful body art ♡ (part 1) (part 2) (cr. heybaetae)
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Had to make a meme to describe me currently
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I think it would be even better to use these possible suggestive quotes but use them in a totally non sexual way. See how many you can use in a story about something mundane 😂
Smutty One-Liners Part VI
"Feel this? It's just for you."
"Let's ruin ourselves for anyone else."
"I want to taste you so badly."
"Make me beg for it."
"Oh I can do this all night long."
"You surprise me every day."
"Let's find out how much you want it."
"Kiss me, I can't wait any longer."
"Come on, please, do it."
"Oh, you like that?"
"Hmm, you're not very patient, are you?"
"Well, let's see what happens tonight."
"Can you kiss it better?"
"Oh, you're hard to please."
"I had a very nice dream that started like this."
"You are so amazing, please never stop."
"Can you be good for me?"
"It's so hot when you talk like that."
"Stop teasing me and do it!"
"You're still holding back, just let go."
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V
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omg hi if you like seventeen/listen to seventeen casually etc please rb this post this isn't a great statistical survey but just a general idea to see how big caratblr is ��
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bts + reductress headlines pt.11
#well well well.. just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any worse.. she is risen#thanks for your continued support in my endeavour to Humble these boys-- my cross to bear. as it were (sorry)#anyway i do hope you can all forgive me for the seokjin pick <33#tagging (affectionately):#trackofthesoul#shirleytothesea#annietrack#boongietrack#usersky#heyryen#usermaggie#tusercelia#usertaeyungie#networkbangtan#dailybangtan#dailybts#reductress#reductress headlines#textsfrombangtan#i know the rest of bangtan being able to drive somewhat negates joon's headline but cut me some slack this is part 11
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bts + reductress headlines pt.12
#figured we were due a little comic relief after that trauma dump of a weekend and the subsequent Taehyung Horrors#thank you so much for all the love on this series despite the appallingly infrequent updates (i fear this will not improve)#shamelessly tagging all my favs once again <33#trackofthesoul#annietrack#boongietrack#usersky#heyryen#usermaggie#userkelli#tusercelia#tuserjay#networkbangtan#reductress#reductress headlines#textsfrombangtan#bts#couple of footnotes:#kim seokjin i'm sorry but the astronaut??? MOON???? i dare say you have nary a leg to stand on#however if you and your military muscles would like to have a discussion about it that can very much be arranged#and @ jeon jungkook... even god rested on the seventh day. there's no way
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powerpoints I think seventeen would bring to a ppt sleepover
scoups: Exactly How Many Minutes After Midnight Each of You Texted Me on My Birthday
jeonghan: Cheating at Everything: Is it Really a Crime?
joshua: When To Quit a Bit (I Wish I Knew)
jun: Good Soup :]
hoshi: I *AM* a Tiger (NOT CLICKBAIT)
wonwoo: Why Cats Are Better Than People
woozi: Top 300 Best Animes Of All Time
dk: My Friends as Pizza Toppings and Combinations
mingyu: Receipts of Every Time You Guys Have Cyberbullied Me (Mostly Instagram)
the8: The Art of Shutting the Fuck Up Sometimes
seungkwan: 12 Slides of Secrets Y'all Have Confided to Me And I Will Only Skip Over Yours if You Admit I'm Your Favourite
vernon: cat videos 🐈⬛🐈
dino: I Am Underappreciated in This Household
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jeongguk is talking about seven explict ver
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Congratulations Jungkook! Jungkook graduated from the Global Cyber university and received the “President’s Award”! (trans. cr. @bts-trans and btsbaragi_jk)
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May you be an exception to the cliche that nothing lasts forever 🩷🩵
happy 8 years together, my Seventeen!
It took me 2 long years to join your voyage underneath this endless sky of rose quartz and serenity. I remember seeing glimpses of you here and there, the golden field in early may last year when I lost my way. That night when the distance between us was almost zero, while we sang how our dawn is hotter than day to end the summer. The laughter and tears shared while counting the days ‘til we meet again. You will always be a precious memory to me; in the present and in the future, I hope we will create more happy memories together!
I love you, my Seventeen! Congratulations again!
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A BTS GUIDE TO TROUBLED BIRDS (insp) cr. 0613data, jung-koook, namuspromised
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Important if your in an abusive situation you can turn off this alarm
Please reblog to spread awareness
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my mom was born on 4/20 in pottstown and smoked weed until the day she died. tumblr pls let me blaze this post in her honor.
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