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my tmnt adaptation

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flattered❓ but i’m like turning 18 soon. i think i can handle the word shit 💀

“I’m gonna lose it. How dare they model a popsicle after me and make it taste LIKE ASS.”

“This is just downright disrespectful.”

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AUUGHHHHH I still haven't posted any artwork of Faust’s char design here 💀 everyone just pretend to know what she looks like

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have u considered just being grateful? like no1 made ME a popsicle

“I’m gonna lose it. How dare they model a popsicle after me and make it taste LIKE ASS.”

“This is just downright disrespectful.”

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Harry Potter is fucking unsalvageable at this point and it doesn't matter how much you seperate yourself from the artist/author when the author's bigotry and transmisogyny heavily overshadows anything in that mediocre book.

at this point it signifies that you are complicit in the genocide of trans people, especially trans women and that you don't care that Rowling is profiting off of HP while pushing for the removal of our existence.

love our trans sisters, especially trans sisters of color, more than this fuck ass book.

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ik i literally picked the name fausta myself but if any1 calls me anything other than faust 2 my face i’m going 2 assume they hate me

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WHAT⁉️‼️ who said that❓😶 i was hacked‼️

i miss my dad

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i miss my dad

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Spiderman has to be trans it’s a canon event

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every1 needs 2 stop complaining abt swinging in2 streetlights tbh ☝️🏽 bc 1 time i tried crossing the brooklyn bridge in my suit but like the only thing u can web urself onto 4 a solid section r the suspension cables & i didn’t feel like doing a tightrope act so i tried 2 climb between them bc i’m skinny i’m agile i can totes make it across that way right❓ WRONG‼️ not only did i bash the shit out of my face & ribs but i also nearly fell off in2 the east river 💀

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bullying all the hobies who live in the 80s. wdym u’re punk & u don't have access 2 monster energy⁉️ have u ever even drank battery acid 🤨

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i’m going 2 go write my name in sharpie on 1 or several si buildings across the multiverse

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Pro tip!!

why settle for an absurd amount of coffee over a large period of time when you could pour a 5-hr energy straight into a Monster and shotgun that thing?

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Reblogging for the shitty little (and by little, I mean freakishly long) pink section I’ve added just below the character summary. That is all.

i’m only here bc my colleagues wouldn’t shut up abt this hellhole 🫶🏽

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‼️‼️GECS HIJACKS THE INTRO POST‼️‼️

I’ve never made an askblog before, omg! My only complaint, so far, is that my Tumblr doesn’t have an option to make text yellow : )

It’s okay— I’ll settle for weird orange.

Before I got started, I wanted to do a little ‘character summary’ type thing, since Fausta is an OC.

I’m just gonna write some basic lil bits of info, in this section, right here!

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F/N: Fausta Maria Stark

Alias: Cobalt Blue

Age: 17yrs

Height: 6’0”

Nationality: American (born in Malibu California, raised in NYC NY)

Ethnicity: Dominican

Defining features: Wine-stain birthmark (right collarbone), prosthetic left forearm (custom-built)

Languages: Spanish, English

Trivia: Undiagnosed autistic

・Artificial webbing

・Stark industries didn’t ‘exist’ in her universe. Instead, she had Stark International and they sold home appliances (like smart fridges!)

・The AI built into her suit is named Alexa. Alexa has been around since Tony designed Fausta’s first prosthetic arm, and Faust chose the name when she was 10 years old

・Since she took over designing her own tech, her arm has had a plethora of useless functions built into it— kind of like a multitool! A few of these include: a bottle opener, a box cutter, and a flashlight

It’s probably important to mention—

‼️Both Gecs and Fausta are minors‼️

So, hey, maybe don’t send in anything weird.

Oh, and, I cannot honestly tell you if this is more or less important than the previous thing but— I’m autistic. I have a lot of trouble interacting with people I’m unfamiliar with (this is a later edit because it is, in fact, causing issues). If I short-term-memory the hell out of one of your blog’s rules or if I do generally anything that makes you uncomfortable, PLEASE be gentle with me. Don’t automatically assume I’m trying to be antagonizing or whatever. Also, preferably send me a DM and I’ll apologise, reflect, delete whatever dumb thing I said, etc. I get hella anxious, I’ve discovered, when people make posts for me to find— even if they don’t mention me, by blog name.

Oh boy, that’s a long paragraph. : )

I’ll be using these tags to indicate certain content (or whatever—)

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#G— indicates that Gecs is speaking in the tags

#⚙️— indicates Fausta is speaking in the tags

#mod post - this one is pretty self-explanatory

#cobaltposting - posting or reblogging things as Fausta would

Fausta is a character that I made way back when I first watched the Iron Man movies— I was around 11 or 12, back then, and it still shows in some of her writing (mostly her cringefail backstory)… So, y’know, go easy on me.

Edit: I might be up for proper role-playing in the distant future but, for now, this just a casual sort of interaction/ask blog. I’m hoping that doesn’t always deter people, lol!

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so hey i’m going 2 spare u ppl the whole gorey backstory mostly bc i don’t want 2 talk abt it

in summary:

I was adopted by Tony Stark when I was 8 years old. My bio parents lived in a condo not far from his mansion in Malibu. I made a run for it after they beat the shit out of me (for reasons—you know how it is) and ended up in Pá’s front yard. He took me in, during my recovery… and couldn’t get rid of me.

Good for me, I guess—not every day you get adopted by a billionaire who also fuels your engineering special interest.

When I was 14, I was bitten by a radioactive spider on a school excursion to Oscorp Labs. Since then, I’ve developed an insane allergy to most spiders… and wall-climbing, web-slinging superpowers.

I became the vigilante Cobalt Blue (named after the tarantula, not the metal!) and the rest is history.

Oh, and my universe was kind of, sort of destroyed by an anomaly… but we don’t talk about that.

I live and work full-time at Spider-Society HQ on Earth 928-B.

so y’know… ask me shit ig

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posting the WIP of the pfp I’m drawing for @broken-exfaust-pipe

I’ll probably be ditching it for a long while