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It always annoys me how I'm probably the youngest person where I work who not only appreciates music like this, but even knows who Roy Orbison was.

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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the doctor says if this gets 5 million notes i can get a new body

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Happy to say I got to witness the Great American Eclipse pretty freaking well where I was in Jersey. Even with the cloud cover, it was spectacular during maximum coverage.

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I AM THAT IS

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For those who haven't heard, there was just an earthquake in New Jersey.

Right now, it's being measured at a 4.8 on the scale. I'm well-aware that many people live in places where earthquakes of a higher magnitude than that happen, but this is an incredibly, incredibly rare event for where I live. The shaking was very intense and lasted 20-30 seconds. Thankfully, where I live suffered no damage that I'm aware of. If you were in it, I sincerely hope you're okay.

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000ma74/executive

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Wut

(Cat is @/pixelandsophie on IG)

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Sanguine's parties were never this wild in Skyrim.

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It wasn't the cat massage that broke me; it was the freaking music.

5-star masseuse

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Last night, I dreamed that I was in a production of Cats that took place inside a science museum.

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The bed ate the cat

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here’s your damn fish

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I have literally no idea how this ended up in the radio's playlist at work.

But I'm damn glad it did.

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Desk.

Mug

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The Professor and Ryan Bergara, "Mystery Files: The World’s Most Mysterious Book That No One Can Decode

The Professor: Oh great work, Ber-goos, a jelly bean for you. Ryan: Ooh, jelly beans, toss one in my mouth. (The professor tosses a bunch of jelly beans and bonks Ryan in the face with them) Ryan: Ah! The Professor: All right, I'm gonna go, bye.

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As someone who has heard your stories before, could we skip the next, I don't know, three calamities and get to the point?!

Dan Fielding, Night Court (2023) episode 2x11?