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oh nothing just thinking about that time in House md when house goes “i’m type AB” and wilson IMMEDIATELY is like “of course you are. universal recipient. you take from everyone.” and then house just goes “and you’re type O. universal donor.” like?? oh okay so you’re both just going to stand there basically saying “i consume you / i let you” with your whole chests?? hello??

this is giving marriage vows disguised as hematology, its giving mutual vampirism.

House being type AB is so funny because of course he is, man really said “I’ll take and I’ll take and I’ll keep taking” and Wilson went “yeah babe that tracks, you’ve been sucking me dry for years and I let you.”

And then House, smug little bastard, spins it right back: “You’re type O.” Do you understand the violence of that? He didn’t just say you’re generous. He said you exist to be consumed. You were built to give. You bleed for everyone but you bleed best for me.

anyway, they should KISS and then wilson will sigh and hand him a prescription.

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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Sorry, can you repeat the question? I was thinking about the time Napoleon ran straight into a glass door in front of a woman he was trying to impress.

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my two minds:

So @bruisedconscience-reblogs taught me to use kdenlive and then we watched The Seven Wonders of the World Affair together, and during this scene I made this joke, and then I thought, Why not make it real, now that I have the power?

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What do you think about this?

Why are you showing me Napoleon's Grindr profile pic

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GOG is taking a stand against payment processors caving to fundamentalist religious groups and is offering a bunch of "banned" games for free. (via Ashley Lynch on bsky)

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Harper

Lew Harper - parson russell terrier named Jet (Jethro)

daemon au for ,,, the paul newman roles i have seen 🎬🧡

The Young Philadelphians

Tony Lawrence - golden retriever named Annie (Annabelle)

The Towering Inferno

Doug Roberts - orange tabby named Bex (Rebecca)

(this one we knew already!)

Slap Shot

Reggie "Reg" Dunlop - coyote named Greta AKA "Gretch the Wretch" (Gretchen)

that's all for now byeeeee--

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Cool Hand Luke

Luke Jackson - roadside hawk named Sass (Sassafras)

daemon au for ,,, the paul newman roles i have seen 🎬🧡

The Young Philadelphians

Tony Lawrence - golden retriever named Annie (Annabelle)

The Towering Inferno

Doug Roberts - orange tabby named Bex (Rebecca)

(this one we knew already!)

Slap Shot

Reggie "Reg" Dunlop - coyote named Greta AKA "Gretch the Wretch" (Gretchen)

that's all for now byeeeee--

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Blazing summer. Cold coffee.

who are you? kris! they/them, 21+

can i write w/ you? r u 21+? let’s go!

note for non-writing or personal blogs: feel free like threads/stories I’m in or send in asks for my characters, but I won’t be able to RP any established stories with someone who doesn’t have a character to write. I don’t participate in y/n stories. sorry about that!

where are you? mobile based 24/7 babey!

where r ur ask memes or muse fc gifsets? its all on my rp sideblog!

how do i start writing with you? here’s the inbox meme tag! or search for #open thread on this blog! request a guy!

making rp threads shorter (trimming)? I can’t edit/trim reblogs anymore (not after I draft a post!) so I probably won’t be able to trim, really ever again.. this site isn’t that cool!

who do you rp as? here’s the big list!

anything else? i like tiny details & i don’t like my day job. i’m pretty sporadicly available but if we click, i wanna yell at u abt our characters kissing or fighting ok!! ok bye bye

Wild winter. Warm coffee.

loudest muse(s):

the 60’s U.N.C.L.E. agents!

illya & napoleon info here (2 min tv show lore intro)

illya voice claim here hosting the very 70’s show Hullabaloo!

napoleon vibes here on my mfu fanvid<3

dill pickle satterly!

he brings me sm joy, here’s his intro

current fixation:

the man from uncle tv show! :)

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I’m sure you’ll all be happy to hear that Hideo Kojima is living his best life after leaving Konami. Not only did he get to frolic around with Mads Mikkelsen, he also got himself a sub. You think I jest but...

Translation: Refn is a kinkster who use his movies to express his kinks. He knows Kojima is a kinkster too who also puts his kinks in his games and that he’s going to use Refn for something that turns Kojima on, and Refn thinks that’s hot. Their’s is a relationship you probably shouldn’t dig too much into.

+ Bonus: confused and scared Kojima fanboys

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You've seen me before You'll see me again I'll never give up I'll never give in

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You've seen me before You'll see me again I'll never give up I'll never give in

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How come you're all about "feminism" until it's time to protest? We haven't seen you make a single fucking post about the LA riots and it's really disappointing.

Hi friends. This is your reminder not to reply to questions like this. You do not need to self-report your behavior. This is a guilt trip designed to make you violate your own Miranda rights.

Also, they are not riots (Freudian slip, fed?), they're peaceful protests and are a democratic right under the first amendment.

where to find your local protest donate to legal funds my local immigrant support network

be safe out there, i love you.

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flux pavilion AND half alive AND twice?!?!

Annual Lollapalooza Line Up Game

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Just found out that the reason I never got the ergonomic chair I asked for is that Napoleon has been referring to our office in Section Two as “stately Solo manor” on all requisition forms for the past six months.