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gallys drink
so i have something special from my maze runner fans! a recipe or a non-alcoholic version of gallys special drink!! its spicy (it made thomas cough and wince a bit, so its most likely rather strong. plus its gally, what do you expect?), a bit sweet and lingers in your mouth! its also very healthy and has a ton of nutrients! the recipe is:
*!!do it in this order!!* -2 tsp of fresh squeezed lemon juice -2 tsp of grade B maple syrup (or look for the words ‘formerly grade b’, this is where most of the nutrients come from. lmk if you want to know how/why this is!) -half a smidge of cayenne pepper (or a full smidge if you want more of a kick but i already think its spicy enough) -8oz of water hope you enjoy!!<3
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i had a chunky orange farm cat!! his name was original serofina(i think that was how it was spelled? idk i was 2 when we got him) bcs we thought he was a girl, 3 months later we changed his name to serofino bcs of newfound information (that he had a pp). hes been dead for abt 4 years and is still in a box in our unused, downstairs freezer :)
oh to be a chunky orange farm cat
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mine is “aw shucks”
my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day
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requests please
i really want to start writing oneshots and drabbles, but i dont really know what to write about. my solution? requests! comment on this post or dm me, either works, with your request! I’ll write for harry potter (i have not yet read the books, but they are on my wishlist. im just broke-), the maze runner (also movies, i am currently reading the books), cobra kai, my hero academia/boku no her academia, haikyu!!, ouran highschool host club, and fruits basket (have not yet completed watching)
#Harry Potter#hp#maze runner x reader#hp x reader#harry potter x reader#the maze runner#scorch trials#death cure#cobra kai#cobra kai x reader#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha#mha x reader#bnha x reader#haikyuu!!#haikyu!!#haikyuu x reader#ouran high school host club#ohshc#ohshc x reader#fruits basket#fruits basket x reader
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or wife, i wont complain<3
i want a househusband so bad im going to be sick.
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constantly. like to the point where yesterday, IN CLASS, i could not get the thought that my friend (who ik likes me-) is a complete and utter sub. like,,, he probably moans so prettily- AND HE ARGUES W EVERYONE CONSTANTLY BUT NOT ME. EVER. HE ALWAYS JUST GOES “ohh ok, that kinda makes sense, but maybe (x)? i dont know haha” all gentle and stuff instead of his usual “no, you’re wrong, because (x). “ (which he always says with his voice slightly raised and attitude-sy.) AND THE SOFT DOM IN ME WENT ‘brat??? who???? only???? listens??? to??? his???? dom???’ AND JUST HJGFVDFNHGN
do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks
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every woman of color is an absolute goddess (includes: asian, and latina as well, +other races of color)
Every black girl is so pretty
*reblog if you agree*
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they didnt ask what time it was. what is your least favorite cheese?

it’s 3am
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-!!NOT MY GIF!!-
I majorly believe that Neville is a secret perv. like, stealing your panties when you use the bathroom during study sessions type of perv. He’d be perfect for it you know? He is so shy and sweet, and he just feels oh so filthy and disgusting but then he thinks about the horrible names you would call him if he got caught! just “You disgusting pervert!” and “Absolutely foul! You sly, lying man-whore!” running through his head, making him whine your name so sweetly, and you’d think it would make him stop; the fact that it would most likely ruin your close friendship if you found out, which was something he wouldn’t be able to live with considering that he’s absolutely in love with you. Little does he know, that you’ve been aware of what he’s been doing for so long, and that you’re just waiting for the perfect moment to ‘find out’ and catch him in the act (which you did months ago) and just have him fall to your feet as you degrade him whilst telling him how he just had to ask.<333
#neville longbottom#ns/fw#neville imagine#neville smut#harry potter#hp smut#harry potter smut#hp#hp imagine
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he was a lawyer, and he was a hamster. can i make it anymore obvious?










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did she have a cold or strep or sumn cause-

LMAOOOOO PLEASE😭
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as a person who lives in a white trash area, i can confirm; this person is not white trash

Trashy but also positive
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Bro I’m re-watching ‘lab rats’ cause young billy unger do be kind fine tho- but theres an episode where they go to this convention for a movie series that chase and leo are obsessed with called ‘alien gladiators’ and bree goes cause the main character of alien gladiators is some really famous baseball player and adam goes cause he wants space dog in the movie; but they are like “we should dress up for it” and they continuously say ‘dress up’ and my brain is just- “ITS CALLED COSPLAY YOU INCOMPETENT LITTLE-” before i remember, “oh yeah, this is meant for normies; they quite possibly wouldnt even know what cosplay is” and then im just sitting there like:😐
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@ohajime @hvnlydmn @atsymu
A beautiful new nature themed Picrew!! Find it here
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