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I NEED THAT MAN AND HIS FUCK ASS BOB SO BAAAAAAAD

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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

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I fear I'm kind of into this

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I love nerdy men who are freaks 💓

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I keep shocking myself with how long the next part of my Mr. Lawrence fic is 💀

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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

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Thinking about the way she played with her hair and bit her lip while she looked at me

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something so alchemical about build a bear...... the homunculus...

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u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life

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man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

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Got jumpscared by faux amputated legs last night

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much like an earworm this comic bounced around my head until i sat down and forced myself to draw it, is it funny i dont know but whatever is going on up there willed me to draw this

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the grinch and the cat in the hat are having nasty horroible disgusting slime sex on top of mount everest but thats none of my business