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-Huntlow/Emerald Trio addition- 🌱⚡️🪞
1.
Hunter: How’s the cutest person here~?
Willow: I don’t know, how is he~?
Hunter, flustered: I-
Gus from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!
2.
Willow: While I’m gone, Hunter, you’re in charge.
Hunter: Yes!!!
Willow, whispering: Gus, you’re secretly in charge.
Gus: Obviously.
3.
Hunter: Gus, can I talk to you for a second?
Gus: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess.
You and Willow are having problems
and you want me to teach you how to
kiss?
Hunter: What? No, stop that. I know
how to kiss. I've read books.
4.
Store Worker: Would a Ms. Willow
please come to the front desk?
Willow, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Hunter and
Gus*
Store Worker: I believe they belong
to you?
Hunter and Gus, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Willow: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
5.
Willow: What's a word thats a mix
between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Hunter: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Gus: Smad.
6.
*Willow and Hunter skipping stones
on lake*
Willow: It's such a beautiful evening.
Hunter, whispering: Take that you
fucking lake
7.
Willow: Hunter and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Hunter: Sentences.
Willow: Don't interrupt me.
8.
Willow: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Hunter's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out..
9.
Willow: I trust Hunter.
Gus: You think he knows what
he’s doing?
Willow: I wouldn't go that far.
10.
Willow: Hunter and I were crossing
the street, and this dude drove by
and honked at us
Gus: *Sighing* What did Hunter do?
Willow: He chased him to the next
red light, then reached into his
window and..
Hunter: Who wants a steering wheel?
11.
Willow: If Hunter and I were
drowning, who would you save?
Gus: You two can't swim?
Hunter: It's a hypothetical question, Gus! who would you save?
Gus: my time and effort.
12.
Willow: I prevented a murder today.
Hunter: Really? How'd you do that?Willow: self control.
13.
Willow: Dandelions symbolize
everything I want to be in life
Hunter: Fluffy and dead with a gust
of wind?
Willow: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Gus: edible
14.
Hunter: Hey Willow,
Willow: Yes?
Hunter: Can a person breathe inside
a washing machine while it's on?
Willow:
Willow: Where's Gus?
(quotes are not mine; character insertions are)
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