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At first Wade only stared at Peter's hand, half of him wanting to shake his hand, the other half knowing if he did then Peter would definitely see his horrible deformity. He tried pushing his sleeve over his hand as much as he could without making it entirely noticable, grabbing the other man's hand and shaking it. "I'm Wade, I think I might have some. Give me a sec." With that he stood and left to go into his apartment, only to return moments later. "Alright, are you a Star Wars guy or Hello Kitty kinda guy?" He shook the two separate boxes in front of Peter, letting him take his pick. "I guess you have a cat, huh?" He asked, gesturing towards the few stray cat hairs on Peter's jacket. "I thought about getting some sort of pet, maybe a spider or a snake, who knows. It's kinda boring around here alone. You're the first person that has actually talked to me or even noticed me without looking horrified." Wade grabbed the box of bandaids that Peter hadn't chosen and shoved them into his hoodie pocket. "I'll see you around I guess, keep the bandaids, you might need them again. I have plenty." Wade glanced at May, but quickly said goodbye to Peter, and they went their separate ways. He rushed back into his apartment, collapsing onto the futon sofa that was lazily half way pushed into a corner of the living room. He knew that voice, and it was eating away at him that he couldn't match it with a face. He had heard that voice time and time again from somewhere, and yet he still couldn't put his finger on it. He sat alone, thinking for what seemed like the longest time before he started watching some sort of movie that then turned over to the news, a mugging had taken place just a few blocks away, and once again the friendly neighborhood spiderman had saved the day. It didn't click with Wade just yet, instead he was thrilled that his little "friend" was around the area. He hurriedly rushed to pull on his suit, cursing at how tight fitting it was but then muttered a few remarks about his own ass once it was finally on. He grabbed his guns and katanas and took the back way out of his apartment and into the back streets he went to either stir up trouble or find it- whatever came first.

The last of his things were finally unpacked in his new apartment- Wade Wilson lazily collapsed on his unmade bed, groaning and spitting out a slur of curses about how he should have just hired some movers instead of choosing to load everything up and pack everything into his new home himself. He laid there for quite some time before forcing himself to get out of bed when he was on the edge of sleep- popping some toaster strudels into the Hello Kitty toaster and lighting himself a cigarette. When the toaster popped he nearly dropped the cigarette, but placed it between his lips and grabbed a plate for the pastries.

Truthfully he didn’t want to be alone, he hated being alone with himself. He couldn’t go back home though, he just couldn’t stand to- he didn’t want to be around his father, he couldn’t live with that man, especially now after everything that happened to him. He decided to walk outside, sitting on the steps on the outside of his apartment to finish the cigarette and eat his strudles. He wore a black hoodie- pulled over his head, and a pair of blue Spiderman pajama pants. Most of his hair had grown back in, a little patchy at first, but it was a work in progress, much shorter than what he’d like, but hey at least he didn’t look totally like a testicle with teeth anymore- only partially. The scarring on his body has slightly gotten better, but it was still very visible- his skin was patchy, lighter in some places and dark in other places. He even started to resort to concealer to cover up the worse of the spots- after Vanessa had left him he felt more insecure about himself than usual, and the dirty and horrified looks he got from people never stopped, and never failed to make him feel worse about himself.

He took the last drag off of his cigarettes and flicked the butt to the edge of the sidewalk before him. He grabbed one of the strudles and took a bite of the sweet warm strawberry filled pastry. He could hear some laughter coming from behind him, a woman and a boy close to his age walking out of what he assumed to be their apartment- he had seen this guy at school before, Peter Parker- one of the smartest kids in high school. Wade never actually had the chance to introduce himself- being a senior and all, plus not to mention kicking ass after school and taking names on Wednesday’s. Not to mention that this guy totally made Wade turn his head, something about him drew him in, but he wasn’t sure what, everything? He assumed. Usually Wade wouldn’t mind to walk right up and introduce himself, but right now, as of late, he was far too down to actually pump himself up enough to be social and outgoing. The only time he could do that anymore at this point was when he put on his suit. He caught a glimpse of Peter when he and this woman walked down the staircase- she was saying something about how Peter should use a long roller next time, and dusting off cat hair from the back of his shirt. Wade could over hear Peter complaining about how it was just cat hair, and how they were only going to the McDonald’s down the street, and how his aunt shouldn’t be so upset for something so small. Something about Peter seemed familiar to him, but Wade couldn’t place a finger on it. Of course he knew him from school, but he felt as if there was something more to it than just that. Wade caught himself staring at Peter, and when those brown eyes met his own he rolled them away to break eye contact, taking another bite of his strudle and standing to go back inside his apartment, crashing out on his lumpy sofa.

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In the soul realm

Everyone: what happened?? Where are we?

Peter, sobbing: I JUST GOT CTRL ALT DELETED

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JOIN #DEADPOOLCORE

So, just in case no one knows about this, you can literally apply for the X-Force. You're welcome.

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This one may be tired of war. But the White Wolf has rested long enough. 

Avengers: Infinity War (2018), dir. Anthony and Joe Russo.

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Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Tony lets spill his fear and panic and being protective of Earth, Stephen being understanding and actually listens to Tony, plus that lowkey Sherlock Holmes reference.

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Avengers: infinity war

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Bucky Barnes in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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DAMN SON

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I’m gonna ask you this one time.

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Thor: god of weird storytelling in weirder situations

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…The rightful King of Jotunheim, God of Mischief, do hereby pledge to you, my undying fidelity.

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#I’m heartbroken