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He/They/It/One/Any Archeos -- Dersite Bard of Void
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bugtoast · 3 days ago
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Yea use it as much as you want :D
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i love thinking about this. how do object genetics work. what determines what their children are, hell the fact parents and children even work in this world, how are they born, are they like all science babies??? are they grown like plants? what about objects that are clearly man made
THESE ONES MAKE SENSE
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THEY LITERALLY MAKE THE OBJECT BUT THEN THERES ONES THAT ARE JUST. THE SAME. DO THEY REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY???? BUT THEN WJHAT ABOUT THE ONES THAT ARE CLEARLY A COMBINATION???? HOW DOES IT WORK??
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i think im going crazy
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bugtoast · 3 days ago
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I was trying to learn how to sentence mix and ended up turning soldier and merasmus into a butch4butch couple
EDIT: I FORGOT TO ADD THE TRANSCRIPT GBFHDJK HERE YOU GO!!
Merasmus: Soldier, I am a lesbian Soldier: I am proud of you, you sack of garbage! I am too! Merasmus: OHOHOHOHOHOHO! Merasmus: Kiss me, soldier Soldier: Okay!! [Comedically long kiss noise that ends with a loud pop] Soldier: I love you :]
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bugtoast · 4 days ago
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various heavies +1 medic
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bugtoast · 4 days ago
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This post just gave me an idea for a headcanon that might explain object reproduction, so I'm adding that onto this since i think it'd be fun to share
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(Idk what the "stuff" would be, I imagine some kinda magical ball of some sort-- and the whole "taking a chunk out of yourself" thing is more metaphorical than anything)
I think it'd also depend on what the objects are made of that decides what the child is? like if a Fire and a Log had a kid, then it'd obviously be something like charcoal, but if it was something more ambiguous, like if an Apple Tree and a Cherry had a kid, then there'd be more options and thus recessive genes could come into play. (maybe the parent they most resemble is the dominant gene, while the parent they don't resemble is the recessive?)
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Using armed-ness as an example above gfhdjk
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i love thinking about this. how do object genetics work. what determines what their children are, hell the fact parents and children even work in this world, how are they born, are they like all science babies??? are they grown like plants? what about objects that are clearly man made
THESE ONES MAKE SENSE
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THEY LITERALLY MAKE THE OBJECT BUT THEN THERES ONES THAT ARE JUST. THE SAME. DO THEY REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY???? BUT THEN WJHAT ABOUT THE ONES THAT ARE CLEARLY A COMBINATION???? HOW DOES IT WORK??
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i think im going crazy
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bugtoast · 4 days ago
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Look at him. He's sleeping!!!! Honk shoo!!!
Y'know like, everyone talks about how cute old chunky computers are, and they are correct, but can we talk about how cute laptops are?? like?? they're so cute?? when they're folded they look like they're taking a nap and i think that's special,,,,,
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bugtoast · 4 days ago
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Y'know like, everyone talks about how cute old chunky computers are, and they are correct, but can we talk about how cute laptops are?? like?? they're so cute?? when they're folded they look like they're taking a nap and i think that's special,,,,,
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bugtoast · 5 days ago
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bugtoast · 5 days ago
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bugtoast · 5 days ago
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Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
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bugtoast · 5 days ago
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tozozozo
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bugtoast · 6 days ago
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If you think about it, everything can be yuri and yaoi at the exact same time if you try hard enough
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bugtoast · 6 days ago
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bugtoast · 7 days ago
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WHAT THE FUCK
for those who dont care to click the link: THERES 346 UNIQUE PLAYABLE CHARACTERS ACROSS THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE???? AND MOST LIKELY THERE ARE MORE TO COME???
how are these artists not dead wtf my hand could NOT draw multiple sprites of that many characters even if i tried
someone has got to make a video essay explaining how all the cookie run games fit together because how the fuck do all the games fit together?? what are the nova cookies?? what are the first cookies??? what is even happening
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bugtoast · 7 days ago
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Like?? hold on im gonna make a list of every single playable cookie from ALL of the games
i NEED you guys to understand how convoluted this shit gets outside of crk
someone has got to make a video essay explaining how all the cookie run games fit together because how the fuck do all the games fit together?? what are the nova cookies?? what are the first cookies??? what is even happening
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bugtoast · 7 days ago
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someone has got to make a video essay explaining how all the cookie run games fit together because how the fuck do all the games fit together?? what are the nova cookies?? what are the first cookies??? what is even happening
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bugtoast · 8 days ago
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bugtoast · 12 days ago
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