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Yea use it as much as you want :D

i love thinking about this. how do object genetics work. what determines what their children are, hell the fact parents and children even work in this world, how are they born, are they like all science babies??? are they grown like plants? what about objects that are clearly man made
THESE ONES MAKE SENSE
THEY LITERALLY MAKE THE OBJECT BUT THEN THERES ONES THAT ARE JUST. THE SAME. DO THEY REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY???? BUT THEN WJHAT ABOUT THE ONES THAT ARE CLEARLY A COMBINATION???? HOW DOES IT WORK??
i think im going crazy
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I was trying to learn how to sentence mix and ended up turning soldier and merasmus into a butch4butch couple
EDIT: I FORGOT TO ADD THE TRANSCRIPT GBFHDJK HERE YOU GO!!
Merasmus: Soldier, I am a lesbian Soldier: I am proud of you, you sack of garbage! I am too! Merasmus: OHOHOHOHOHOHO! Merasmus: Kiss me, soldier Soldier: Okay!! [Comedically long kiss noise that ends with a loud pop] Soldier: I love you :]
#i am so proud of this guys#like unironically#sillies#shitpost#audio#tf2#soldier tf2#tf2 merasmus#magic missiles#It all started cause I just wanted to see if i could make a really long spell name#and then part of one of the spells was 'LESBOS' and i was like ooooooh man i know what to do with this#its so whimsical and silly.....
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various heavies +1 medic
#OH WTF I ADORE HOW YOU DRAW THEM???#heavymedic#reblog#sillies#team fortress 2#tf2 heavy#tf2 medic#tf2
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This post just gave me an idea for a headcanon that might explain object reproduction, so I'm adding that onto this since i think it'd be fun to share
(Idk what the "stuff" would be, I imagine some kinda magical ball of some sort-- and the whole "taking a chunk out of yourself" thing is more metaphorical than anything)
I think it'd also depend on what the objects are made of that decides what the child is? like if a Fire and a Log had a kid, then it'd obviously be something like charcoal, but if it was something more ambiguous, like if an Apple Tree and a Cherry had a kid, then there'd be more options and thus recessive genes could come into play. (maybe the parent they most resemble is the dominant gene, while the parent they don't resemble is the recessive?)
Using armed-ness as an example above gfhdjk

i love thinking about this. how do object genetics work. what determines what their children are, hell the fact parents and children even work in this world, how are they born, are they like all science babies??? are they grown like plants? what about objects that are clearly man made
THESE ONES MAKE SENSE
THEY LITERALLY MAKE THE OBJECT BUT THEN THERES ONES THAT ARE JUST. THE SAME. DO THEY REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY???? BUT THEN WJHAT ABOUT THE ONES THAT ARE CLEARLY A COMBINATION???? HOW DOES IT WORK??
i think im going crazy
#reblog#sillies#doodles#object shows#idk i saw this pop up on my dash and thought it was interesting#and then it gave me an idea so :]!#headcanons#sorry for hijacking your post with my own headcanon btw!!!#i just also think that the possibility for asexual reproduction in object shows is really cool!!! and I love genetic science so!!!!#honestly now i might go and make some punnet squares for some possible ship kids#rambles#Also i imagine the “stuff” is also a plant??? which means that all objects would technically be plants?? and all functionally male???#like not saying all objects who identify as guys in-canon are cis im just saying that just when it comes to reproduction functionality
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Look at him. He's sleeping!!!! Honk shoo!!!
Y'know like, everyone talks about how cute old chunky computers are, and they are correct, but can we talk about how cute laptops are?? like?? they're so cute?? when they're folded they look like they're taking a nap and i think that's special,,,,,
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Y'know like, everyone talks about how cute old chunky computers are, and they are correct, but can we talk about how cute laptops are?? like?? they're so cute?? when they're folded they look like they're taking a nap and i think that's special,,,,,
#sillies#textpost#objectum#techum#computer kisser#guys never watch electric dreams it changed my brain chemistry and now i wanna smooch my laptop#anyways uhhh might delete this later whaaat#<- im shy#shitpost#sfw objectum
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#i am placing blocks and shit#cause im in fucking minecraft#dude living in Minecraft would be SOOO easy#like yea there are the horrors but like im not gonna fight them!!!!!! im gonna build a nice house and tame every dog and cat ever#polls#late night reblogs#reblog#sillies#queue up my good bitch
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#OOOOH SHIT!!!!#HOLY FUCK!!!!!#THIS GAME IS ABOUT COOKIES YOU DIDNT NEED TO GO THIS HARD????#reblog#crk#sillies
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Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
#LITERALLY SO REAL AND TRUE ACTUALLY#if it isnt hurting themselfs; others; animals; or the environment then I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#reblog#sillies#late night reblogs#people are awesome and cool and weird and deserve a big fat kiss on the forehead#also i feel like this goes for yourself too#if you arent doing any harm then anyone whos a dick to you about it can go take a submarine into the mariana trench
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If you think about it, everything can be yuri and yaoi at the exact same time if you try hard enough
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WHAT THE FUCK
for those who dont care to click the link: THERES 346 UNIQUE PLAYABLE CHARACTERS ACROSS THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE???? AND MOST LIKELY THERE ARE MORE TO COME???
how are these artists not dead wtf my hand could NOT draw multiple sprites of that many characters even if i tried
someone has got to make a video essay explaining how all the cookie run games fit together because how the fuck do all the games fit together?? what are the nova cookies?? what are the first cookies??? what is even happening
#cookie run#shitpost#textpost#sillies#self reblog#link#my hand hurts#but like back to my original point: HOW THE HELL DOES THIS ALL TIE TOGETHER???#like ive heard some people say that they all take place in different universes / continuities but like#that doesnt feel right to me#All these characters.... and still no character thats based off of the sun...
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Like?? hold on im gonna make a list of every single playable cookie from ALL of the games
i NEED you guys to understand how convoluted this shit gets outside of crk
someone has got to make a video essay explaining how all the cookie run games fit together because how the fuck do all the games fit together?? what are the nova cookies?? what are the first cookies??? what is even happening
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someone has got to make a video essay explaining how all the cookie run games fit together because how the fuck do all the games fit together?? what are the nova cookies?? what are the first cookies??? what is even happening
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