bunbunlapin

[bunbunlapin]

Lapin’s smile flickered—just briefly—before it bounced back into place, bright as footlights. “I do juggling, sword swallowing, face painting... even sawed a man in half once!” she chirped, tone light as tinsel. “But don’t fret—he got better. Ha!”

She was no stranger to hard sells. Whether he walked off or let her pocket a ten, she’d be slipping off to relax beneath whatever bridge wasn’t already claimed tonight soon enough.

“You strike me as a real pillar of the community,” she added with a wink. “Tell you what—ten bucks for a card trick. Or double your money back, no risk at all! Isn’t showbiz generous?”

Lapin wandered the streets of the Pentagram with the same grace she'd walk a stage—back straight, eyes forward, like the concrete was a tightrope. Only when she was sure no one was watching did her smile flicker, just for a moment, before she tipped her top hat forward and fished out a tiny glass bottle of vanilla vodka.

“Nothing says class like dessert liquor,” she murmured dryly, knocking it back in one practiced shot.

The bottle vanished back into the depths of the hat just as a figure rounded the corner. Her smile snapped back into place, wide and polished, too big to be real but not quite mocking. Theatrically, she swept one foot forward and held out her hand like she was offering a bouquet of roses that didn’t exist.

“Welcome, sinner, to the act of your afterlife!” she chirped, her tone just a little too rehearsed. “Can I interest you in a balloon animal? Or maybe a card trick’s more your style? Only twenty bucks! If I’m wrong—double your money, for free!”

She held her pose a second too long, one ear twitching in the stale neon wind. ( @bunbunlapin )

Angel’s day could not have gotten any fucking worse.

Vaggie stopped him on his way out about his fucking drug stash—which he wasn’t even sure if the one she found was his this time—and of course that meant he was fucking late to his own god damn studio. Then he had to deal with Lucifer’s least favorite fucking sweat rag of a bodybuilder coming in and trying to run the show.

And now, when he couldn’t find a ride and had to walk back to the hotel, some rabbit sinner decides it’s her time to fucking shine in the spotlight?

He almost insults her, but maybe somethin’ Charlie’s doing has an affect on him, cause instead he takes a breath before choosing a different, more empathetic approach, his voice softening a bit.

You doing this little song and dance to survive out here? Or d’ya got a better source of cash?

[bunbunlapin]

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🎪Mod: Pseudobun (Evie) 23 she/her

🎪 18+ slight nsfw topics

🎪 Queue is mostly first come first serve, unless the bit requires otherwise.

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After a pretty rough week with a lot going on, the Lutuals have decided that moving forward we will be a bit more selective regarding certain things. We love sharing our characters and developing new and interesting storylines for people to read and interact with and want to continue doing so while protecting ourselves and our mental health. Please see below on the things we expect moving forward.

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@atttwoood

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