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Roses are red,Violets are blue,If you don't like sweets,then I don't like you!It's as simple as that~

Edogawa Ranpo

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All I hear is make-up no make- up look.So here’s my no make-up make-up look.It’s achievable in only one step:Wake up every day feeling fabulous!*winks*

Yosano Akiko,at some point

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I may or may not be obsessed with Chuuya’s hair (ok I’m obsessed)

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Atsushi:I'm fine!

Inner Atsushi: wtf no I'm far from being fine.Tons of existential questions are spinning through my mind.Should I continue to live?What I'm gonna do with my life?Will people acknowledge my existence?haaaahaaa I don't know!!

Akutagawa:Don't copy me

Atsushi:Are you an esper? I said 'acknowledge my existence' not 'notice me'

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Been reading too many crossdressing AU. *gets bricked*

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@yosanoaikiko

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✨Dazai icons because why not✨ •reblog or like if saved/used• 🔹@nocturnalpml on twitter 🔹

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ADA TEXTS:Trying to work things out.

Ranpo:I'm gonna take a break now.

I don't say this sentence that often but oh man I worked too much today!

Fukuzawa:What did you do today?

Ranpo:I worked my mouth muscles out all day.*wipes sweat*So tired

Fukuzawa:You were eating all day again...

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If I choose you over Chazuke,then please know that you're important to me

Nakajima Atsushi,probably to his crush

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Ice cream.

Ranpo and Poe were strolling in town after finishing a mission

Ranpo:Let's get icecream!!

[While ordering some icecream Poe made a huge mistake]

Poe:I'd like to have a cup of ice cream please.

Ranpo:A CUP?? I DIDN'T HEAR IT WRONG DIDN'T I??Why would you get a cup when you can get a cone??Is a cup edible?? Nope It's freaking not edible.

Poe:*puzzled* Weren't you supposed to be bad at maths??

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Time is money,use it wisely

Kunikida Doppo,before Dazai messed up his well-thought schedule

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Let's upgrade the eyebrows game

Akutagawa Ryunosuke,to himself

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ADA TEXTS:Keep calm and?

Tanizaki:Let's do this:finish my sentence Keep calm and..

Naomi:love you

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ADA TEXTS:Favourite things

Dazai: Have you ever loved something to death?

Kunikida: My ideals of course.

Ranpo: Sweets

Fukuzawa:Cats

Atsushi:Chazuke!!

Yosano:Healing my patients

Naomi: my brother *yandere eyes toward Tanizaki*

Kenji:people being honest and disciplined cows

Kyouka:spending more time with all of you

Everyone:*melt*Aww! that's so sweet

Tanizaki:*cough* Naomi

Naomi: See brother I knew you could say it

Ranpo:From the way your question was formed I can say with certainty that you just wanted to say that you love dying to death right?

Kunikida:All the trouble just for a pun *sighs*

Dazai: As expected of Ranpo-san,and yes I love suicide to death!Will someone commit double-suicide with me??*winks*

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I love bondag- ,no no no,I meant bandages,I swear it's not like that!

Dazai Osamu

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Akutagawa trying to confess

Akutagawa:I want to punch you

Reader:Why, What did I do wrong?

Akutagawa:on your mouth

Reader:Huh?on my mouth?You want all my teeth to fall off?

Akutagawa:with my mouth

Reader:Ohhhh!I understand now!

Akutagawa:*blushes* Damn,who knew confessing would be this hard...

Reader:If you wanted to kiss me,you could've said so directly you dork!!

Akutagawa:*embarassed to death*

Dazai:*pops in* Wow,a new way to die!!And before dying you can also be a tomato? That's hella cool!!I'll definitely try this

Akutagawa:Dazai-san *follows him*

Reader:What? And you were confessing to me seconds ago??What the heck?

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