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The Kiss. Spider-Man and Black Cat by David Mack

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Remember to punch cops!

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Wanna write a Spideypool fic but I'm not nearly funny enough to write Deadpool, sadly

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my love language is acts of service! 😚 (indiscriminate killing on command)

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Adding to Spider-man having more spider traits, I was also thinking of him having fangs with venom glands always producing every time he’s stressed or in danger which is what occurs all the time during combat.

So, he’d have to spit out some venom of his on a wall or the floor if he don��t ever use it or else his fangs would start to hurt due to the build up and he knows how much that hurts. Deadpool also probs offers his arm to him when his fangs hurt just because he’s a freak and curious bout how dangerous his venom really is.

His venom also most likely comes up when he eats raw meat from grocery stores especially when he’s starving. Salmonella is nothing to worry about due to his spider biology but what he gotta worry about is what sauce would he want to dip the meat in. Ketchup? Mayo? Mustard?

Deadpool and him can combine different combos and judge it for themselves. This is somehow much better than eating bugs. Well, maybe ?

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aren't they collabing or smth idk

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GUYS . I WAS LOOKING AT ONE OF THE SM/DP COMIC COVERS AND

FUCKED UP, SPIDEY. WHAT THE HELL.

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my little drunkard, my little drunkard ～

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Gwenpool #2 (2025)

written by Cavan Scott art by Stefano Nesi & Matt Milla

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bitches will be like “my ot3 💕💕” and it’s a woman who could murder them, a guy who hasn’t had a good night’s sleep in six years, and another guy who almost got both of the other two murdered. it’s me i’m bitches

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Peter 👏 Parker 👏 is 👏 bad 👏 at 👏 sexting 👏

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happy freakin pride month. spideypool moment. heartmates.

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1. How many works on AO3?

30

2. Total AO3 word count?

276,739. I'm guessing over 350k including wips and rewrites. And an insane amount of self indulgent RP.

3. Top 5 fics by kudos?

Better than Beyond Beef

Tear You Apart

Watching You Watch Me

Keep a Friend Serene

The Bell Jar

Not surprising to me at all. A mix of perfectly unhinged and classic Spideypool.

4. What fandoms do you write for?

Mostly Spideypool. I have somr Harlivy and Lokius in there. Plus a mishmash of various Peter and Wade ships, and Symbrock.

5. Do you respond to comments?

Yes, I am an attention whore and unlike some of you *cough* not insanely popular so my comment section is a manageable trickle.

6. Angstiest ending?

Well it's not finished yet but it will be BAMFs. It's probably the only non-happy ending. Although the two I've written as fanfic fanfic, Keep a Friend Serene and When the War has Took it’s Part are more ambiguous endings because their parent works are not happy endings.

7. Happiest ending?

They're all happy, Jim.

It's a tight race between Flufftoberfest (which ends like DP&W with a big party with all their friends) and Bed Bugs which is the fluffiest fic ever.

BUT major shout-out to Snake Oil where they end up as domestic demonic host partners heading off on a life of adventure. 🥰

8. Do you get hate?

Shockingly little.

9. Do you write smut?

That's why I'm here.

10. Do you write crossovers?

The only one I've ever done is putting DC death into Marvel so she can interact with Wade because I love them both and they should be together.

11. Have you ever had a fixed stolen?

Not that I know of!

12. Have you ever had a thick translated?

No, but I did ask for translation help in The Bell Jar for the song, "El Amor Es Un Bicho' (Love is a Bug.) I couldn't find an actual translation anywhere for this 1960s song so I asked @mistemasincensura for help.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic?

No, but about half of the inspiration for Watching You Watch Me came from the Bromantic discord server. A couple other shorts were similarly inspired by wackadoo conversations on there.

14. All-time favorite ship?

It's still Spideypool boys.

15. WIPs you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

How could I possibly doubt any of my babies? No, just kidding, there are tons. I've got a demon possession Lokius fic that lives in my head but I can't put the pieces together to make it that interesting. I have a Peterfel fic all sketched out (and half posted) but I can never find the motivation to actually write it.

16. Writing strengths?

Oh, I hate this question. I think I've been told I'm good at ambience, like setting a scene. In RP I think I'm pretty good at plotting, so maybe that translates to writing? Idk, there's something different about responding to someone else that makes plotting easier.

17. Writing weaknesses?

I think sometimes I don't clearly lay out the character motivations, like I'm trying to leave it to dialogue and actions to explain but it's not immediately obvious. It wears on my brain to write out internal monologue and have them explain their actions, I just want them to do the things that they're doing and respond to eachother accordingly. But sometimes that reads as dry, I think.

18. Thoughts on mixed-language dialogue?

I might include more if I spoke more languages fluently 🤣 Or if I collaborated with someone who did.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Spideypool! In 2022. And I'm still on my bullshit.

20. Favorite fic you've ever written?

Snake Oil. It's the only thing I've ever written that's far enough from fanfic that it felt like it was really mine. (I have OC wips in my head but none of them are written out yet. Someday, inshallah.)

Adding tags for @primewadewilson, @donkoogrr, @orcusnox (sorry is this is out of the blue :3 )

20 Questions with a Fanfic Author

1. How many works on AO3?

15

2. Total AO3 Word Count?

243,788

3. Top 5 Fics by Kudos

I am not surprised the first three are my most conventionally-standard spideypool porn + my long-fic. I am really delighted though that my most emotionally poignant fic and least conventional spideypool porn are the runner ups!

truth or dare

That Works For Me

love-punch

atlas

just go for it

4. What fandoms do you write for?

I mostly write for Spideypool. I have a few works for Loki. I always talk about branching into other fandoms/have some unfinished WIPs but it hasn't happened yet. I have a bunch of mostly niche heterosexual couples I want to write for which will please no one but myself. (my favorite audience) but again. I don't have huge output, and I don't branch out from my comfortable paths often.

5. Do you respond to comments?

It's probably my favorite part of publishing work outside of like, actually writing. I love engaging with people who enjoy my work and discussing or having conversations about our collective thoughts on it. There is of course a very specific flavor of comments I never respond. I also don't respond to people who read my works in a way that are antithetical to what I wrote. 1) I believe in the readers write to interpret work however they want without backlash from the author 2) It pisses me off.

6. Angstiest Ending?

I think the closest I got to an angsty ending was probably atlas. It's not even a bad ending, it's just heavy because you know that it doesn't actually resolve the misery they're experiencing in the world. Love doesn't fix their problems (mental, or physical) but it does create a safe space where they don't have to be alone in them. It makes me a little sad whenever I read it, at least.

7. Fic with the Happiest Ending?

I think just go for it absolutely has the happiest ending. They fuck inside a club bathroom and then scamper off to their shared door room after drunkingly asking each other to be boyfriends. c'mon.

8. Do you get hate?

I feel like what I get is worse than hate, frankly. That being said the worse I ever got to actual hate was someone was being weird about my choice of making Peter trans in one of my works. They very earnestly asked what the narrative point of making him trans was/they didn't understand after reading the work and it really ticked me off. There isn't a narrative point of being trans! Some people are just trans, jackass.

9. Do you write smut?

Recreationally.

10. Do you write crossovers?

I don't! I think they're kinda cheesy and not my thing. I did have an entire fully fleshed out crackship with a high school friend about Thor/Jason Todd though so take my judgement with a grain of salt lol.

11. Ever had a fic stolen?

Yes! Someone uploaded the golden dildo on wattpad and man, was it not well received lmao.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No! It's one of my fic author white whale goals. I would be incredibly flattered.

13. Have you ever cowritten a fic?

@primewritessmut shared a google doc with me and helped write the ending and several sections to personal space which I think absolutely counts. I also consider ever beta I've worked with a coauthor to my work as they do contribute so much tonally and also sometimes literally to the work.

14. All time favorite ship?

I don't think I have a favorite ship. I more have favorite dynamics that I look for in media and then enjoy because it fulfills that specific itch that I am constantly looking for more replicas of.

15. WIPs you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Hundreds. Googledocs is like a graveyard for WIPs. There's like, two, at least that I would really like to post someday but like, we'll see.

16. Writing strengths?

I am really good at writing action scenes in a way that translates to me being good at writing porn. I think I'm just good at writing about the intersection of bodies in violent and erotic ways. Also dialogue.

17. Writing Weaknesses?

b-plots! I also prioritize character interaction over plot in general. My betas have all collectively told me that I don't describe the scenery enough and they're right. Though I think I've improved on that since starting to have my work regularly beta'd.

18. Thoughts on mixed language dialogue?

I feel like I've seen it done SOOO badly that I'm not sure if I've ever seen it done well unless it's a fantasy language. I just think a lot of people really do not understand the flow or linguistics of a language so their representation of it comes across racist at worst or ignorant at best. I speak enough of a couple languages to know when people don't speak the language at all and so it's kind of a universal turn off for me. Unless the writer actually speaks the language. Otherwise, I really think....it's kind of in poor taste? Or if you do it, you should really put some thought and care into how you're having these characters speak and whether you're indulging in racist characterictures or stereotypes about that culture.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Warrior Cats. I had a very popular crack fic that I abandoned at 14 because people were pressuring me for updates and I just couldn't handle it.

20. Favorite fic you’ve ever written?

atlas. I just think it's the work I read and think "I'm a good writer. What I have to say is important. I should keep on writing."

tagging: @puzzled-on-main @primewritessmut @radishingaround @farmhandler @waterme-stories @devilbearingtrouble @thistleraven and anyone else who wants to

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Matt: The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness.

Foggy: Any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Matt: Autism.

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i rewatched deadpool and wolverine again 🫩

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pretty boy isn’t an insult. even if you sneer it at someone while pointing a gun at them and demanding their wallet, you’re still complimenting them. you’re just doing it with homoerotic hostility. fruit on fruit violence. why don’t you buy them flowers with their money that you just stole.