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Like A Pomegranate.

(This is my first try at poetry, I’m not glorifying SA or DV, this is how I feel from my own experiences on the subject and what happened to me so someone out there might read it and can relate just a bit.)

Each bit of their body was torn, love was shown yet never felt, their body would never heal yet never mold or decompose.

A corpse of a soul that desperately grabbed for love, yet only got shown a mirror when they were being eaten alive.

Their eyes torn out of their sockets for their idiotic beliefs of beauty, their hands take for their desperate needs, their lips cut and bleeding from begging for a kiss, their teeth got cavities from the sweet lies others told.

Taken and left bleeding like a pomegranate, a snack that you enjoy once; just to be thrown away and left to rot.

but seeds grow back.

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I did draw the sawyes as sylvanian families

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Lady Alcina Dimitrescu Smut HeadCanons

•Alcina is a lesbian in these head-canons

•Reader is a maiden in the castle of Dimitrescu

TW: BLOOD

.•°o. SFW .o°•.

𝑜𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝒶𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒. 𝒯𝑜 𝒸𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓃 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓅 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒽𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓅𝓇𝑒 𝒸𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓈

𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝓈𝓁𝑜𝓌𝓁𝓎 𝓈𝑒𝑒𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝓅𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝑒𝓁𝓉 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒

𝐻𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒽𝓈 𝒶𝓁𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝑒𝓁𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝒾𝒻𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓎.

𝒯𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝑒𝓁𝓉 𝒾𝒹𝒾𝑜𝓉𝒾𝒸 𝓉𝑜 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝓂𝒶𝓃. 𝒜 𝓂𝒶𝒾𝒹 𝓃𝑜 𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈.

𝒲𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝓊𝓇𝓈𝓊𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒹𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝒹𝒾𝒹𝓃’𝓉 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝓊𝓃𝒸𝑜𝓂𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈…𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹’𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝑜𝒹𝒹 𝒾𝒻 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒶 𝓂𝒶𝓃 𝓈𝑜 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓁

𝐻𝑒𝓇 𝒹𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹𝓃’𝓉 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓉 𝒻𝒾𝓇𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒶 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹

𝒮𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓁𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓇𝑜𝒶𝓂𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹𝓃’𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝓉𝓌𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊

𝐻𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓃𝑔𝓊𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝑔𝒾𝒻𝓉 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓈𝓃’𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒶𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓊𝓅 𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓁 𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅

.•°o. NSFW .o°•.

𝓐𝓼 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓼𝓪𝓲𝓭. 𝓘𝓽’𝓼 𝓪 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰.

𝓘𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓪 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓬𝔂𝓬𝓵𝓮.

𝓢𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓷’𝓽 𝓬𝓾𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓾𝓷𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝓲𝓽 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓫𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓪 𝓫𝓲𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓪𝔁 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂.

𝓛𝓮𝓽 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓹𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓪 𝓫𝓲𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓴 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓽 𝓭𝓻𝓲𝓹 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓽���� 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓹𝓾𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓲𝓽 𝓾𝓹 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓲𝓽’𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓮’𝓼 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭.

𝓑𝓲𝓰 𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓵𝓵.

𝓘𝓼 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓸 𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓸𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾…𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓵 𝓼𝓸 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓻 𝓹𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰

𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓶 𝓯𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾.

𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮. 𝓞𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓷 𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼.

𝓢𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓵𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝔀𝓪𝔂.

𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓮𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓴 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓜𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓶𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓵.

𝓘𝓼 𝓡𝓞𝓤𝓖𝓗. 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓲𝓽 𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱? 𝓦𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪 𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓮𝔁𝓽 𝓽𝔀𝓸 𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓼? 𝓢𝓱𝓮’𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵. 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓲𝓽 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓮’𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓻.

𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓫𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓸 𝓼𝓱𝓮’𝓵𝓵 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓻 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓸𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓹 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾

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𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓛𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓝𝓼𝓯𝔀 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼

(This is all very olden based so aka the time these movies have came out so around 1939 so these will be more oldern southern type head canons)

𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓼 𝓗𝓮𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓽

Size- 5 inches when soft, 7 1/2 inches when hard

Grooming- He doesn’t really groom himself below the belt. The only thing he does is trim a bit when it’s irritating him from sweat (he shaved one time with ludas razor and got in trouble because he literally didn’t clean the razor and it was still in the bath so since then he just let it grow)

What’s it look like…?- He isn’t circumcised. He was born in a slaughter house and Luda didn’t bring him to get him circumcised and she wouldn’t have the money for it anyways.

Sound- He’s decently loud. The first time you two had sex he was kinda confused and thought you were hurt but once he caught on he started to make a bit of sounds

Would he bottom?- I think he would definitely have you ride him if he was too tired and the first time you do it make sure the house is empty because the boy will moan and groan like crazy.

Favorite position- missionary, G- whiz, leapfrog, the seashell but the table top it the easiest for him so the bed doesn’t bang against the walls that much and since he’s taller it’s like having a alligator ontop of you so the tabletop position lets you breathe, and cowgirl but you two only do it when he’s tired cause he kinda feels bad cause your doing all the work while you shouldn’t have to worry about it and he should have to be the one that makes you squirm and whine under him.

Head- He doesn’t really care about head…though he does like it when he’s feeling a bit insecure…to have you- a beautiful being- on your knees taking him in your mouth always made him want it more.

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Giver- He will definitely give you head. He would anytime anywhere aslong as he can get a taste.

How does he like you groomed- He honestly grew up thinking girls didn’t grow hair so if he saw pubic hair he would be a bit confused but would still eat you like his last meal.

Virgin- Definitely. This man in a strong believer in celibacy from his mama saying that’s the right thing.

Safe-word- He just wants you to say stop or no if you don’t want something. Things like yellow or pineapple just confused him too much and a strong or small no would make him stop completely and he would use stop or no aswell

kinks- size kink, Thomas is a big boy and he knows it. He likes knowing that he can manhandle you and make you scream and cream like crazy.

breeding kink, of course he wants kids but everytime isn’t because of that. He just likes knowing that he’s the only one that can do that to you and usually he’ll just finish on you but to him it’s close enough.

praise kink, he is constantly mocked or put down so being told he feels good or that he’s big or that he’s doing good will make him the happiest man ever.

Lactophilia, to him it’s more like a comfort thing and since you don’t produce breast milk yet he’ll just usually do it when he’s overwhelmed or if he just needs extra lovin

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Size- about 4 1/2 soft but about 6 1/2 hard.

Grooming- He is a hairy man. Just like Thomas so he will be hairy and a bit more hairy then Thomas is.

What’s it look like…?- He is also uncircumcised. He is more thick and while he is a bigger size he makes up for the extra inch by his thickness.

Sound- He would grunt at first but when he heard you making sound he thought he was doing it wrong so he started to mimic you and would squeal when you squealed and would grunt when you moaned until you told him he doesn’t have to mimic you.

Would he bottom?- He is home a good bit compared to his brothers so he would be more free with positions unless it scared him.

Favorite Position- table top, missionary, spooning, and cowgirl but when you do cowgirl get used to him helping because this boy would thrust up randomly before bottoming out and just lay out until you got tired then he’ll take control

Head- At first kinda thought you were trying to bite his dick off so he was very freaked out until you explained it’ll feel good and he could control the pace and after 30 seconds he was already sprawled out on the mattress seeing stars while you moved your mouth against him.

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Giver- He would only if you shaved. He has texture issues so that would just make him gag and nothing against you it’s just the poor boy would feel like he had hair in his teeth but he would eat you out daily if you’d let him.

How does he like you groomed- Like I said he liked you shaved before oral but for normal sex he doesn’t care. You could be hairy and he would still wanna be balls deep in you and have his face buried in your neck whining.

Virgin- He never gotten close to it and the closest he’s gotten to seeing a naked girl was when he found one of draytons crappy porn magazines and those were just girls cleaning cars.

Safe-word-You would have to have a long conversation about safe words and that’s it’s okay to not want certain things in sex and he decided his safe word was ‘click’ cause he could say it easily.

kinks- heavy on the praise kink. This poor boy is constantly abused emotionally and physically so a simple good boy or saying how good he is will make him feel like he’s in heaven.

(I would say size kink but he only likes the size difference cause it makes him feel more manly and protective and not a ‘he could ravish you’ way)

voyeurism, He walked in on you playing with yourself once and that left him hot and bothered for days making him blush like crazy just looking at you.

Lactophilia, he also sees it as a comfort thing and would usually do it when he was overstimulated or pissed. He was kinda confused on why you didn’t already have breast milk and that night he figured out you needed a baby to do it and he was instantly asking to have a baby like it was simple.

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Nest bed

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•he would absolutely make a nest in the bed if he has the chance, he would use blankets and pillows and put them at the edge of the bed and get many blankets and pillows to cover the bed a little bit too.

•would probably buy those little stuffed animals that you can heat up and would be warm for like 4 hours just because it reminded him of you (he’d heat it up every night for you)

•he’s usually pretty quiet but if you can get him by yourself and no one else around he will let it all out and show how touchy and playful he really is but it would take time.

•is pretty possessive and at times only want you to himself which resorts in him being aggressive with others just so he can be alone with you.

•his possessiveness gets worse when he’s in heat and he’ll show it.

•at points he would just sound start up obsessive when he talks about you.

•probably has drawings he’s done if you while you were asleep that he keeps to himself •he will follow you everywhere and if he can’t go into the place you at like the bathroom he’ll wait outside and sit there for as long as he needs

•he leaves love marks. Everywhere. It just gets to the point that it’s not even in a ’mine’ way it’s just him doing it cause he can

•he loves watching movies alone with you especially when their some kind of horror movie or comedy

•he reads ALOT but struggles at reading out loud and so if you have the same issue he would try to have both of you read a book together to try and help it a lot with flow

•if you paint your nails he will at some point ask if he can just because he’s bored

•he’s about 6’10 so he’s pretty tall so if you want to be big spoon it’s a little awkward but he would still love it

•if you imagine him having a tail then he probably has tail quivers

•he will give you random things he finds in the woods like skulls from animals or rocks or jars and if your lucky he’ll find some jewelry

•definitely has a floating shelf full of animal bones which he gets very interested in

•he would attack anyone who gets too close to you when he’s in one of his moods even if they don’t seem threatening to you..he’ll still do it so people will just back off completely

•he’s not a loud snorer and he doesn’t not snore..it’s more like a light snore which just sounds like him breathing deeply

•he would totally steal things for you if you were talking about something a lot. You talked about wanting a new pair of fluffy socks? He’s got them. You talked about wanting a super rare figurine? He stole it from the weeb he killed last week. You wanted a weighted blanket? He would be confused because he’s basically a weighted blanket but he would still get one.