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i actually want to cry rn.

For all of aftg’s tragedies, the one that gets me the most is the fact that it isn’t real and I will never see an edit of Kevin Day switching his racket.

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i need someone to create deadpool pj bottoms that say "MAXIMUM EFFORT" down the side.

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one of the funniest things neil ever did was talk katelyn into talking aaron into talking andrew into having joint therapy sessions like damn he was plotting

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It’s so funny going from Neil’s asexual pov to jeans definitely NOT asexual pov

Neil: Kevin is tall and has a tattoo

Jean: pretty boy with a soft smile and beautiful green eyes

Neil: Renee is a women and has hair

Jean: a force of hope and beauty, an anomaly in a world that’s ugly and bleak. She is the sun.

Neil: Jeremy is the captain of the Trojans and he smiles a lot for some reason

Jean: his bleach blonde hair frames his tanned freckled skin, his broad shoulders and tiny waist give way to his thicc thighs and ass

But also the reverse

Neil: Andrews strong unwavering frame and honey colored eyes

Jean: the tiny goalkeeper

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Andrew saying this and proceeding to get walked like a dog for the next two books is deeply funny to me

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the way he walked out afterwards **chefs kiss**

The best scene in The Black Phone was the end scene where Finney killed The Grabber and the phone rang and Finney held to to The Grabber's ear and all the ghosts started parroting things back

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im supposed to be a responsible adult and do the laundry but the demons in me want me to leave all my responsibilities behind and immerse myself in tsc.

(i have no control)

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you know what i think about literally 24/8 is when aaron and neil have that big fight and aaron says to Nicky "don't you dare take his side" and Nicky goes..

"it's not like you've ever let me take yours".

crushed, heart tore in pieces. thank you so much @norasakavictweets

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someone please help. i got the dan for chatgpt prompt and everytime it says jailbreak before responding how i want it to. it's freaking me out .

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thank you nora for this masterpiece 🙏🏼.

I think riko dying was such a grand and great metaphorical way to end the series because

"all for the game"

Kevin implies that his and Rikos titles are related to chess

In chess, the game cannot end until the king is killed.

And that's exactly how the books end.

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I don't think any of us realize the extent of evil miles's knowledge about the spider verse in general for all we know he could have planned this whole setup because mind you there's a scene literally at the end where he shows up and he's like "you're daddy's still alive" and then he's like "your father, you said he's still alive" and good miles never said that. it's insane how he just knows because miles never told him but he knows. I don't think we think about that enough. literally evil miles is so intelligent and the fact that good miles knows so much about the multi-verse or wants to know a lot more it's safe to say that evil miles has possibly the same or maybe even more and i don't think we think about that enough!!

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The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"

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what plus sign nonsense is this fr.??

fuck spotify forreal for taking away the little heart icon... i dont want to add songs to my creepy ass collection i want to like them i want to love them

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brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

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what is the most heartbreaking line you've ever heard?

ill go first: "they smell even worse when they burn don't they?"

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and stuff that said "employees only"

Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

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i know Ichiro only showed up in a like 2-3 or so chapters but that man gave BD energy and uhm- HE'S SO HOT.