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manual labour? i hardly know her!

my bones are tired

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just saw cock and balls on my pinterest fyp. wtf why me.

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toxic trait: i hear names of famous pirates and freak out over old man yaoi

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just saw a post that was a pic of Charles and Crystal that said “they’re so lavender marriage core” and like…yeah. I feel like Charles is honestly repressed enough that if he started to feel like maybe his ‘best friend feelings’ for Edwin were going in a different direction, he would immediately run to a woman to, like, sort him out. Almost to prove something, right? It’s like, “Noooo I don’t feel that way, I’m straight! I’ll date a woman to prove it!” This probably would have happened many times in the 30 years that he and Edwin have spent so far, likely without Charles fully realizing what he’s doing until after Edwin’s confession. I bet he wouldn’t do it anymore, mostly to spare Edwin’s feelings, and then be shocked by the depths of his own emotions like “when did this get here??”

Oh, and Crystal likes girls yada yada blah blah blah….Seriously, however, I would suspect that Crystal is a lot more open about herself and her own feelings, including her bi or pan sexuality (I’ve seen theories on both, personally, I haven’t much of an opinion when it comes to labels) but still. Dating Charles to get her mind off of traumatic events seems likely of her, given that she uses a bit of an avoidance tactic. These traumatic events could be David, her parent’s lack of presence and affection, but most likely Niko’s death. That shit would obviously wreck her, and I believe she would begin to understand that the way she felt for Niko might not have been entirely just platonic, which is a terrible realization to have AFTER it’s no use.

This relates back to lavender marriage as a concept, that Charles would date a woman to hide his own sexuality and feelings for a man, although Crystal is more participating for the sake of her emotional wellbeing, and to cover up the bad stuff with something good (a valid mental health tactic). Either way, while not exactly a ‘lavender marriage’ in a miriam-webster sense, I find that the connections are still there, enough for me to want to write about it, I suppose.

Anyways. Woke up and wanted to write a DBD essay, apparently.

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i have a soul-sucking crush on Ted Nivison

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anyone ever chug an energy drink so hard you struggle walking? anyone?

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a list of things i don’t think Edwin Payne understands:

the internet

handjobs

the tv show glee

interior design (it has no logical purpose)

world war 2

the unibomber

thongs

the movie ratatouille

female anatomy

dream smp

shrek

euphemisms

gay voice

wilber soot’s music career

antidepressants

baby showers

getting canceled

fake flowers

boob jobs

mlms

the joker movies, especially the musical one

the reality show love is blind

doordash

jeff bezo’s fiancée

income inequality

alpha males

rat tails (the hairstyle)

gentle parenting

pancakes

half of the ao3 tags i see on any given day

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how do people feel about the cat king and monty (nonconsensual) kiss? i feel like it’s an under discussed dbda event…

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i need to be put down

@determinedowl23

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Edwin Payne did not make this gif. That is ridiculous, why would you even suggest it?

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the world as it should be.

(no hate if u ship them, i just…don’t…want…to…see it….)

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body horror?? babe, all bodies are horrible

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got in a car crash what the flip flop

(i’m fine just fucked up my good knee 🤦‍♂️)

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Subway Surfer Go

you fucking doubt me

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it’s 1995 out here

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im losing dopamine fast might need to start posting subway surfers content

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Apothecary

Sometimes, within all my rage,

I speak

Words, spilt like wine from my careless hands

Rot like poison in Your ears

I burn You

To contain it is to stamp its flames

I hurt You

Perfection is dormant in me; I lack its soothing touch

My mind is like the Apothecary

It brews and bakes with hate

Turned to Your skin

And sinks to bone

I sicken You