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Looking for descriptors of myself and puting them together-

Open Tag!

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well

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Last song: "Money" from the musical Cabaret

Favorite color: Green and purple

Last book: "King King Theory" by Virginie Despentes

Last Movie: Scream 4

Last TV Show: Agatha All Along

Sweet/spicy/savory: Savory/salty!

Relationship Status: Polyamorous, in a relationship

Last thing googled: Rimes-

Looking forward to: An open scene I'm going to this week

Current obsession: Work (drag and clowning)

Thanks for the tag!

@rainbow-starheart idk who else- So open tag!

10 People I'd Like to Get to Know More

thank you for the tag @badplayerana @lavender-twilight23

Last Song: Happiness is a Butterfly by Lana Del Rey

Favorite Color: Light dusty pink

Last Book: Dune

Last Movie: Nosferatu (2024) and it was so good!

Last TV Show: ER

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Sweet all the way

Relationship Status: Currently engaged to fellow fanfic writer @soholdmetightao3!

Last Thing Googled: No spoilers but it was medical case studies for the fic I am currently writing

Looking Forward To: Marrying @soholdmetightao3 this October!

Current Obsession: Cherik obviously and making my blorbos suffer

Tagging a few people but feel free to ignore @soholdmetightao3 @chris-in-the-headlights @havernel

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Open tag!

im bored sooooo picrew tag game :3

make yourself, heres mine :3

@just-some-demigod @mcshizzle-the-fire-boy @foggyeyezz @c0rdylin3 @anxious-alyssia @blaxolt @digitalcarboard @sparky4577 @evry1h8s-me and open tags !

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Hellooo!!! I noticed you followed me! Haha! Nice to meet you!

Nice to meet you too!!

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hai! you seem sososo cool and thank you for the follow :3 I followed you back, I LOVE the aesthetics of your blog :D

Thank you!! <3

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Happy New Years Kai 🎊🎉🐾✨

Thank youuu, happy new years to you too!! 🎊✨🌟💫

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hello howdy stumbled upon ur blog and u just generally seem p cool, thats all i hope u have a good day :333

Hi! Thank you, that's very kind of you! ^^❣️

I hope you have a good day too anon!! ✨💙

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Merry Christmas, Yule or whatever else you celebrate! (aka Happy Holidays!) ✨🩵

Here's my tree :) (click here) 🌲

Tagging all my mutuals (except @lifenconcepts who's tagged me X)), if you guys want to pop a message there for me, or have a tree (or for you to make one!!) /nf

@trashy-kitty @sillycyan @theinfinitelibrarysystem @thelab-experiment @shifterofshapes @fictodreamer @creechcat @sillygloworm @elliott-the-creature @neonspectrumdreams @bardic-tales @queen-willard @quack001 @sun-uwu-kong @littleshopofchaos @godlike-enigma @intenderstendencies @dumbwolfdog @heretherebewolves @lunedemavei @so-called-human @schizotism @trichy-jadie @omegaversecurse @tigerfang318 @haliebug55555 @mistlost @shepherdingthepie

HIII!! Merry Christmas yeye :3

Sadly had to remove my other pinned post but PLZPLZPLZ participate ;3 !!

also, do you guys have any trees of your own??

@fleshbound-feathers @caffeinated-eccentric-polymorph @milanesa-con-matecocido @theoneandonlypatches @indigoisaspookyghost2 @my-address-is-the-soviet-union

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Felt homesick, decided to make a character sheet for myself. We be copin /lh

I'll update this probably

╔════════ Basics ════════════ ╠ Name: Kai Wanderwitt ╠ Earthly Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius ╠ Gender: genderfluid ╠ Gender presentation: very fluid ╠ Pronouns: any ╠ Orientation: demisexual, panromantic, polyamorous| ╠ Dynamic: astac (assigned stella at creation), sola ╠ Species: shapeshifter

╠═══════ Appearance ════ ╠ Height: Short king (like 1m55) ╠ Eye color: left eye is green, right one is purple (void magic infused); both change hues when his emotions shift ╠ Body Mods: sometimes they dye their hair; they've got magic-infused tattoos, all over that shift with life, they change hues depending on his mood; they've got angel fangs piercing (and some on their ears) ╠ Scars: two square in the chest, nearly forms an 8, one on the hip, and multiple littler ones ╠ Default form: humanoid; black crow wings; sometimes claws and dog ears. ╠═══════ Personality ═════ ╠ Green Flags: remembers little details about people they love; very in tune with animals ╠ Negative traits: a plan? what plan?; impulsive; self-sacrificing ╠ MBTI: ENP(-T) - Campaigner ╠ Enneagram: Type 4w5 ╠ Alignment: Chaotic Good ╠ Archetype: The Fool ╠ Tarot Card: The Hanged Man ╠ Crystal: Turquoise ╠ Animal: Dog ╠ Flower: Carnation ╠ Plant: Arrowhead ╠ Element: Fire ╠═══════ Tastes ════════ ╠ Favourite food: most teas and infusions, coffee; pasta with cream sauce with broccoli, pizza, french tacos ╠ Most hated food: red meat, belgian endives, cabbage ╠ Favourite color: green, purple, yellow, turquoise ╠ Favourite plant: weeping willow ╠ Favourite flower: birds of paradise ╠ Favourite scent: old books and coffee ╠ Favourite animal: bats and foxes ╠ Favourite weather: rainy days ╠ Favourite crystal: citrine ╠ Hobbies: art (performance arts are his faves), gardening, cooking, learning (folklore, history, science,...), phytotherapy ╠═══════ Health ════════ ╠ Neurodiversity: autism, adhd, borderline, bipolar, c-ptsd ╠ It's all autism??: stims a lot, echolalia ╠ Biggest Struggles: sensory issues; hates ticking sounds ╠ Disabilities: chronically fatigued, chronic back, hips and leg pain from one of said legs being shorter than the other ╠═══════ Magic ════════ ╠ Birth: / ╠ Magic's Origin: experiments "augmented" him (higher constitution) when they were a toddler; communed with the Void while trying to pull someone out of it ╠ Magic: illusion, light reality bending, bardic inspiration (influence emotions and the world with music/performance), healing, sees and senses souls/intentions/emotions ╠═══════ In World ═══════ ╠ Role in the Sanctuary: gardens, teaches some magic to kids, cooks, heals, maintains tombs, takes care of animals on the property ╠ Team: / ╠═══════ Picrews ═══════

╠═══════ Animal forms ═══════

╠═══════ Media!Kai ═══════

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Thank you @lifenconcepts for the tag!!!

open tag ^^

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If we start chronologically, probably

"Liberta" by pep's

If we start with ore usual non-chronological storytelling...

Nah actually that one does fine either way-

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If your life was a movie, what would the first song be in the soundtrack?

I'll start: Next Semester by 21 Piolets

Tagging: @ivys-head-is-spinning @musical-dash-trash @januscorner @glitchyycatt @unholyxvoid @buggy-is-a-warrior @lemonlord14 @twomanyfandomshelp @sparky4577 @capn-atlas @kito-kat @wolftroll2 @yellow-computer-mouse @fishcow99 + anyone else who wants to join! //nf

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Gender? Shifting like a shadow creature.

Sexuality? Why is everyone so hot?!?! Must be global warming.

Romantic attraction? Not unless everybody gets really cool about a bunch of things really fast.

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Gender, Sexuality, Romantic Attraction Tagging Game

How do: You put your gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction down with a line break between them—but, here's the catch, don't use any labels! So, for example, this, "Gender? Agender Sexuality? Lesbian Romantic Attraction? Demiromantic" would be this: "Gender? I hardly know 'er! Sexuality? Girl-kisser Romantic Attraction? My friends, I think"

So, here's mine!

Gender? Yours, fool Sexuality? Yes Romantic Attraction? Only if I know you well enough

TAGS (under the cut, and don't feel obligated to do it!) (and obviously those who I have not tagged can participate too)

@bassguitarinablackt-shirt @gloriousvermin @midnight-thedyke @littlebookworm69 @runwiththerain @cybercerealkiller @ishouldsleepbut @ssavinggrace @i-love-your-father @us-costco-official @scifikode @i-am-an-arson-enthusiast

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This has gotten away from me and now I'm just having brainrot of K getting away from a high society party to breathe and Vanya sneaking out too and them having a moment-

yIPPEEEE!!! @caffeinated-eccentric-polymorph @milanesa-con-matecocido

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HEHEJSXHKEGJWVJZD THANNKK YOU FOR DOING THE STUFF I TAG YOU IN , YOURE ALWAYS THE ONE WHOSE TAG I REMEMBER EVEN WHEN HALF CONSCIOUS!!

Blblblb thank YOU for tagging me!!! I love doing those!!!

(I take some time to get to them sometimes, and I've still got some old ones sitting there, but I that's just me being me- XD)

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SpiderKai with and without their mask!

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D-I-S-C- O!

sorry the song is stuck in my head

ANOTHER PICREWWW!! YOOOO!!! @caffeinated-eccentric-polymorph @milanesa-con-matecocido

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Waaah I love this one so much!!!

Feels so me!!

@trashy-kitty There's moon options baby-

SUNNY MAN RAINBOW PAL MOON 🌝 who are you!?

@caffeinated-eccentric-polymorph @indigoisaspookyghost2 @hurtlingtowardsdeadlines @milanesa-con-matecocido

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UT!Kai as a pony!

Open tag ^^

Missing out on the clothing but yeah that’s me 🔥💥

@caffeinated-eccentric-polymorph @milanesa-con-matecocido