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Rangiku: Let's clear the air. Are there anymore lies I should know about? Gin: Yes. Rangiku: Well? Gin: Well there's a bunch of things. But I'm gonna space them out so I won't look like such a bad person.

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15.10.24

I want to receive “just because “ flowers, too.

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I was anle to find a wedding dress yesterday. Too bad I can’t buy it, only rent. I want to buy it, but it’s so impractical. But I want to buy it.

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haven’t been on tumblr for years but I still love and miss naruto!!

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Antukis

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currently listening to THE HONEYMOON CRASHERS

48% in and I am not feeling the romance between our couple

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Deleted X since I do this use it much 🤷‍♀️

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Forget about X, I like this platform better (tho lesser engagements is expected; it’s not like I get much with X, anyway)

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What to do when given a lousy offer?

REFUSE

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Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you

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He'd forgotten those promising curses.

A nun or not a nun, that was the question.

Then again, not all nuns were virtuous.

A saint or a sinner? Could a person be both?

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Manifesting!

Usopp said it not me and you know what they say about Usopps lies…

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Shipping both them and their characters so bad

ᴛᴀᴢ ꜱᴋʏʟᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ʀᴜᴅᴅ - ᴏɴᴇ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ (𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟥)

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If Oda ever decides to make SaNami canon we need a whole blushy Sanji thing where if Nami tries to give him affection he is just embarrassed and runs away

I know it’s a cliche but I just want blushy Sanji 😔🙏 not nosebleed Sanji

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“Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.”

— Unknown

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Sasusaku Smut Recs

sasusaku smut you probably haven't read yet

Green - pWITHp, Sensual, Vanilla, etc.

Orange - Semi-public, Light b/ndage, Soft k!nks , etc.

Red - BD*S*M, A/B/O, Hard k!nks, etc.

Purple - Dark Content, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat (read tags)

+ Tender - pain_somnia @pain-somnia

So he ignored it as best as he could.

He ignored freckled shoulders and winsome smiles meant just for him. He ignored creamy thighs and slender fingers that pinched at the back of his shirt.

Those tender feelings weren’t meant for him to explore.

+ Happy Birthday, Sakura - Efaya

As they were finally left alone, Sasuke took another swig of sake, as did Sakura, sitting quietly next to one another. It was a peaceful silence, just small sips of sake shared between them in the dark evening, accented by hanging lights across the top of the bar. Sasuke put his glass down, his gaze returning to his companion. “The dobe forgot.

+ Hush - SouthSideStory @southsidestory

They have to be quiet. Sasuke's parents are only one floor down, and they sleep lightly, like most shinobi. It's difficult, though, when he's touching her like this and whispering loving words in her ear...

+ Bite Hard - MelliCity @mellicity

(Recreational Dr/g Use)

It didn't help that the w/ed they were smoking was going straight to her p/ssy.

+ Restraint - sparklyfaerie @sparklyfaerie

Sasuke does not often exert this kind of dominance over her.

+ Train Wrecked - Annonymous

(Public s/x, Strangers k!nk)

sakura would always catch the eye of a certain black haired guy during her train ride.

+ Plush - moontown

(light sp/nking)

"Basically, they were both a little thicker than they had been ten years ago. But that wasn’t the problem.

The problem was that they still wanted to f/ck like horny teenagers."

+ The Cherry Wood Armorie - Endoh

(mirror s/x, soft k!nks)

no summary

+ she's just like candy (she's so sweet) - iwasbitch

Log in to read. Hokage Sasuke (Power play, Edge play, Glove k!nk)

shikamaru was right, as he almost always was. sasuke really did want to fuck his head medic.

+ cream filled - brumel

(Threes/me (cursed form), double pen/tration)

Somehow, one night, Sasuke's cursed self manifests itself in the couple's bedroom.

+ good girl - brumel

(Thre/some (clones))

A mistake from Sakura makes Sasuke a very, very happy man.

+ Inside Voices - flipfloppandas

(Femd*m, Pegg/ng)

Sasuke does not need words to speak to her. Likewise, Sakura does not need to speak to get what she wants. Especially not when they want the same thing. That thing being her absolutely ruining him.

+ Shakti - specwrites

(D*m/S*b, Rough body play)

He never wanted a good fuck like he did after a fight.

Call it adrenaline, call it a literal lust for power, call it what you will; the woman writhing underneath him was only too happy to comply. 

+ Thot Seat - moontown

Multi-chap (An*l, Bre/ding K!nk, Public S/x)

It was just a game that college kids liked to play, but as stupid as it was, it was also extremely informative.

+ hands on the wheel - brumel

Log in to read (Power play, Age difference, Face f/cking)

The amount of times Sasuke finds something wrong with his car in the span of three months since he first visited the auto repair shop is insane. 

+ For Him - silentvoicescryingout

Log in to read (Blo/d play, D*m/S*b, Snakes)

It is Sasuke's birthday and Sakura offers him absolutely everything on a platter.

+ Summoning (Pareas carinatus) - pseudolily

(Teratonoph!llia (Snake-Human Hybrid), Bl/od play)

Sasuke has a secret — one he doesn't give out easily. Not to his closest friends. Not even to his girlfriend, Sakura. It's a summoning privilege, a power he is yet to use, but tonight he lets it out. And he lets it play.

+ Symbiosis - sokku

Multi-chap (Incubus, Vampire, Bre/ding K!nk)

A incubus and a vampire are unlikely combinations that shouldn’t work. But they make it possible.

+ Cake by The Ocean - chickenoodlesoup

(Teratonoph!llia (Mermaid), Bre/ding K!nk)

Mermaid Sakura and Human Sasuke have hot s/x by the ocean

note: i might recommend twitter accounts and twitter/priviter exclusive fics if this post does well.

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I can imagine in the three year time skip Sakura maybe being like “Maybe my feelings for Sasuke were just a little crush.” However, the way this man says “Sakura” when they reunite would be the biggest “NOT JUST A CRUSH”. Like this man says her name soooooo sensually it’s not even funny.

Plus like, yeah he becomes a terrorist but

I would do anything he’d ask me, like, yes sir.