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I love the idea Neville is the gardening equivalent of that handsome baker who no one cares about his cakes but do care about *his* cake.

neville has a youtube channel where he talks about gardening... no one pays attention to that. all his comments are full of people calling him adorable and cute and just simping in general

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THE BRITISH ARE INVADING MY MIND

HELP IVE LISTENED TO THE AUDIO BOOKS TOO MUCH AND NOW MY INTERNAL MINOGUE IS A BRITISH MANNNNN

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HELP IVE LISTENED TO THE AUDIO BOOKS TOO MUCH AND NOW MY INTERNAL MINOGUE IS A BRITISH MANNNNN

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Luna Lovegood and Rolf Scamander's wedding 1000% had a pinata

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Sooo, do you all know that head canon where Rowena Ravenclaw's contribution to the school was a secret library only to be found by the ravenclaw with the most burning craving for knowledge?

WELL I like to think her contribution is actually the restricted section of the library, believing that in no situation should magical education be restricted. (I'd imagine back in the day it was only 'restricted' for younger students, it was only a few headmasters later that it would be barred unless given permission)

This is also often times met with the general reaction of 'THE SPOOKY LIBRARY WASNT SALAZARS IDEA?' Which isn't too surprising given the two are often associated as sister houses.

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Early morning With Amao

Contains: fluff, g/n reader, not my best but still cute imo.

Note: as per usual with most of my fanfics I woke up in a cold sweat with this idea in my mind.

It was early morning, or in your words 'god o'clock in the morning' Amao had already finished getting ready for the road trip you were both going on to visit some baking exhibition, meanwhile you were still in bed, zoning in and out of consciousness. He had seriously tried everything from turning on all the lights in the room to slowly making you sit up, just for you to fall backwards as soon as he let go.

Sighing softly, he concedes. You had already finished packing late last night, so there's not really much reason for you to be awake, other than doing your morning routine. Amao picks out an outfit for you to change into once you finally do wake up and places it into one of the backpacks. Turning around to face you, practically wrapped up like a burrito in bed.

"C'mon.." He mutters under his breath. Grabbing a blanket to keep you warm, he puts his baker muscles to use in order to carry you to the car, safely buckling you in he sighs once more.

"We really need to work on this."

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I See that You Write For Yandere Simulator, will You also write For The 1980's mode?

Yepperoni pepperoni! I'm not the most familiar with the 1980s mode characters but I'm totes down to write for them!

I don't have any ideas yet but realistically knowing myself first up will probs be the student council pretty boys or ryoba! (She's so pretty! >w<)

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Yandere Sim Male Rivals dealing with the, 'me, my s/o, and their 500 dollar life sized mareep plush' meme being their reality.

Characters: Osano, Amao, Kizano, Oko, Aso, Osoro, Megamo.

Contains: g/n reader, not proofread, fluff. At least five of the guys having beef with a plushie.

Osano.

"What the hell is that."

^ exact words he said when you came home with the adorable pokemon plush.

Despite his harsh words he does think the sheep is cute.

He will complain, like a lot.

"Move the damn sheep." He says loudly as he tries to get comfy in bed. You groaned slightly and moved the sheep to the other side of you. "Thank-" he stops himself as you turn your back to him! "Y/n." He calls out. You turn again to face him, bringing the Mareep to face him too. "Yes?" You ask, a grin slowly growing. "...whatever." He says turning his back to you, 'two can play that game' he thinks.

Two actually cannot play that game. In the morning you found him turned facing you, holding the Mareep tight. You snicker to yourself as you take a photo of him.

Amao.

He's not particularly the biggest fan of mareep, however, he does understand how much the plush means to you.

I'd imagine he'd try to convince you to move mareep somewhere else like, "Why don't we move Mareep to the couch so they can watch TV?"

^when that obviously didn't work. He accepted his fate.

You had just wrapped up closing the bakery for the day and headed upstairs in order to destress and enjoy the rest of your evening. You headed into your room to pick out pajamas, when you saw it. Amao carefully making the bed and placing Mareep front and center on the freshly made bed. "There!" He said with a smile. Your heart melted and you practically tackled him in a bear hug for his kindness toward Mareep.

Kizano.

He actually hates the sheep. No secret love of it or anything.

He thinks mareep is ugly and takes up too much space in bed.

It's the dead of night, you're sleeping peacefully in bed curled up with mareep. Kizano had just got home from a late night film shoot. He did his skincare routine and prepared for bed, but as he gets into bed he feels an unfamiliar lump in the bed. He tries not to make much noise as he pulls back the blanket and investigates the lump....

It's an ugly sheep?

He blinks in confusion for a few moments then simply casts the sheep aside to the ground, adjusting his body to replace the sheep's former place in your arms.

In the morning he pretends not to know of the plushie when you point out it must've fallen in the middle of the night.

"What plushie, my love?"

Bs.

Oko.

I think he'd just get depressed.

Like, I think he'd get self conscious. He really does like snuggling with you late at night, it's even better than summoning demons to him! But now all you do is snuggle Mareep.

Is he not good enough?

You only find out about his feelings towards Mareep during a late night while your a cleaning a stain off her.

"Hey.. Why don't we leave Mareep somewhere else, because she's dirty..?" Oko asks cautiously. You giggle slightly at the thought. "Nah! I'm sure I can clean her up enough!" You replied, dead set on removing the stain. "...great..." He whispers. "What was that?" You question. "I mean great! It'd be a shame if you couldn't cuddle them." He elaborates, but you know Oko, and you know when he's lying, so you decide to toy with him a little. "Well, if I couldn't get the stain off I'd just cuddle with you probably." You say 'off handedly'. "..oh so now you'd want to cuddle with me...." He mutters under his breath. You gasp finally putting the pieces together. "You're jealous of Mareep!" You exclaim loudly. His face turns flush from embarrassment, "..no." He replies turning his face away from you. A common tell of him hiding his feelings. "Well, if you are jealous of Mareep, which I know you're not, I would want you to know that I only got Mareep because I got lonely those nights you would run off to summon demons..." You confess, awkwardly looking down. "Oh, well, uhm, I'm not going out tonight.." He says and your eyes sparkle a little. "Get over here!" You say with a small smile, pushing Mareep to the side and holding Oko closely.

Aso.

LOVES THE DANG MAREEP.

He does however unintentionally abuses the Mareep. Think accidentally sitting on it, using it as a table, etc.

he says sorry to the Mareep everytime.

Throws it in the air really high that it hits the ceiling, BUT he does catch it!

It was a rare occasion where Mareep was chilling on the end of the bed while you and Aso cuddled. Right as the familiar embrace of sleep enveloped you both, a familiar thud was heard. "Aso, Aso, you kicked Mareep off the bed." You said while rubbing his shoulder to try and awaken him. He groaned "huh? Oh shoot! My bad..." He whispered, getting out of the warm bed and picking Mareep up from the floor. You giggled slight at the sight of him placing it carefully onto the bed and returning to your side.

Osoro.

Intentional Mareep abuse. Have you seen those tik toks of squishmallow girls' boyfriends beating up their squishmallows instead of just like, hugging it? Yeah that's Osoro.

HE DOESN'T HATE MAREEP THOUGH! Shockingly (heh get it) he likes the plushie.

"Osaro you're so mean! Mareep didn't do nothin' to you!" You exclaim with a gasp as he absentmindedly punches the mareep. "He's an inanimate object Y/n, he can't feel pain." Osaro replies while punching the Mareep again.

But like Kizana he is not above tossing it a side in order to cuddle with you.

Unlike Kizana he wouldn't put it on the floor but just to the side opposite of the one you're laying on.

Osaro tossed and turned in the middle of the night, to say he had a rough dream would be the least to say. He tries to move closer to you but is blocked by the giant Mareep. Grunting he grabs the Mareep and tosses it to where he was formerly laying. He wraps his arms around your waist and sighs. Now that he's in your arms his dreams seem nicer, even if that does sound silly.

Megamo.

He's a busy guy, being the heir to a mega corp, having his own passions, it's a lot on his plate. So most days he come home by the time you're already asleep.

I doubt he noticed you owned a life sized Mareep until one day...

Once again, we begin our story in the dead of night, you're tucked in, nice and warm. Meanwhile Megamo had just came in from the frigid rainstorm outside. He wasn't all too wet so he just changed clothes and headed to bed. Little did he know, the lump he was cuddling was not you.

In the morning, Megamo was face to face with a sheep's face instead of yours. To say he was a little upset would be an understatement.

He tries bribery, offering you any normal sized plushie you want.

He tries threatening saying that since you're cuddling Mareep you can't cuddle with him.

He even thinks about just throwing it out. But he knows how much it means to you. So he just silently moves it to the couch everyday, and every evening it's back on *his spot* on the bed.

He despises that damn sheep.

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Rules and info!!

Hiii!!! Welcome to my fanfic blog, I write x readers for literally any fandom just go for it and request!

Rules

Please no incest, it's gross.

I'd rather not write for pedophilia related ships.

I try my best to keep this blog a safe space for everyone so transphobes, homophobes racists and all other forms of bigots should get to stepping.

Info!

Yes, I do write for yandere au characters. I will be putting proper warnings on them though.

Preferably specify the gender/orientation you want reader to be or else I will default to G/N.

In regards to the fandoms I write for with more problematic and or bigoted creators, (harry Potter and yandere simulator) I in no way support their views and values. I only support the media they have created in the moral caveat of when they die I shall be traveling to their respective places of living to dance on their graves.