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Definitely gotta play them again.

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😭😭

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Anon tries Amazon X

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Traditional Filipino weapons are so frakking BEAUTIFUL (as I discovered doing story research)

I am falling so in love with Filipino culture, including traditional Filipino martial arts, and I want one of these ginuntings so bad. (And a second blade, of course.) They’re like 200 bucks each, but this manufacturer is endorsed by Dan Inosanto himself.

(Incidentally, the ginunting is what my heroine carries in my story about monster-hunting bad-ass post-apocalyptic steampunk Filipina lesbians.)

They’re also issued to the Philippines military in this version.

But just look at the beauty of some of these traditional blades, like these Itak Tagalogs:

Or the pinute, or the Sansibar (not to be confused with Zanzibar), or balisiong (not to be confused with balisong, the famous Filipino butterfly knife, or just… JUST LOOK AT THE BEAUTY OF THESE  BLADES THEY ARE NOT JUST WEAPONS AND TOOLS THEY ARE ART WHY DON’T MORE FANTASY WEAPONS LOOK LIKE THIS:

Seriously, dude, I want to make a fantasy RPG video game just so I can have all the coolest weapons modeled after Filipino blades. JUST LOOK AT THE BEAUTY!

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And for a short time, every donkey in every campaign was safe. 

Source

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At the heart of every gm is a storyteller

roleplayingtips.com

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a cool astronomy fact

the sun is on fire because it listened to my mixtape 

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did i meme right

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Protect Keyleth!

Give Marisha Ray A Fucking Break 2016

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That god damn episode though. Matt Mercer you beautiful sonuvabitch.

10 minutes into episode 64:

10 minutes left in episode 64:

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Yeah, gonna have to side with Ellen on this one. I wouldn’t have thought twice before people started scraping the barrel for things to be offended by. It was a joke about his speed not his race. Hell, Usain even retweeted it at thought it was funny.

At this rate people are gonna break more than they fix.

When you see people are actually mad about Ellen's picture with Usain Bolt

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Schrodinger’s Critical

When the DM/GM gets this look after rolling dice behind the screen…

He or she has simultaneously rolled a critical hit and a critical fail, and you won’t know the actual outcome until they tell you what happens next.

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not only is my new thesaurus terrible, but it’s also terrible