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Happy Day 2 of Pride Month Everyone!!

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so i stole names

for my ‘In Cold Blood’ English creative. 

Ray Palmer and Clark Kent.

No one called me out on it...

It’s like an epic In Cold Blood!Au

The follow up is that for my Year 9 NAPLAN, I deadass just wrote a Star Trek Detective!Au featuring Kirk and Leonard McCoy...

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a strange noise? tis only a mere...

*thump* Mum: “What was that?” Sister, who dropped a bagel: “A bagel. Its ok, bagels don’t bruise.”

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the perks of growing up

“Maturity lends its wisdom”

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photography? Or subtle references

My sister, taking photos of fruits and study materials for her photography elective

Mum: “You should call it ‘A Study in Fruit.”

Sister *referencing Sherlock Holmes* : “A Study in Scarlet!”

Mum: “ ‘A Study in Salad!’ ” 

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Jeopardy answer: ‘What is an armada?’

"It's like a fleet of ships, a lot of fleet of ships."

- my friend trying to explain what an armada was 

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dodge em fast

"the dodgiest of the dodge"

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Dionysus: ‘before i take this knife to my head and start stabbing!’

"THEY STABBED IT IN THE WRONG PLACE"

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i want a refund please

“literally im so pissed and done with my life can i return my subscription theres 0% customer satisfaction”

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bae? more like babby

P1: “MY BABBY” 

[a while later]

P2: “babby

kebabby”

P1: “it was at a time of crisis”

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one thing you should know about teenagers (mostly me)

"i have witness you great coping mechanism = constant swearing and stressing"

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bts

"here

is ur evolution

of a species

named

jungkook"

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when your geography fails

"what country do you live in? [the city where we live in’s name] right? wait."

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a byproduct of a shawn mendes fan?

"shes corrupted me so much that I wash the dishes and I play this one shawn song

ON REPEAT"

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while playing town of salem

Player 1: “[Name], less ego”

Player 2 aka [Name]: “no”

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overdramatic? i think its right on target if you’re a snow demon (betrayal of the coldest kind)

"U STABBED ME

WITH UR ICY HANDS"

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fight club? i think you mean mafia

"when mafia is life

I didn't choose the mafia life the mafia life chose me"