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Hey everyone! I know this tournament/blog has mostly gone dormant but I know I had a lot of fun and I hope y'all did too. If there any queer Christians looking for a safe place I just joined this server and I'm really excited :) <3 Hope to see some of y'all there~

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ROUND TWO

JESUS CHRIST from THE BIBLE vs JODIE from SUPER LESBIAN ANIMAL RPG

PROPAGANDA -

JESUS - "He fishes with his twelve friends regularly. When his friends aren't catching anything, Jesus will tell them to swap their nets to the other side of the boat, and their nets will be filled instantly. Also, infinite fish trick that one time."

JODIE - "During a side quest in which she insists on taking her girlfriend, Faith, the town's guardian, to the beach to relax a little since she's so caught up in her job, Jodie catches the fish for their dinner. Except the fish are gigantic and have axes on their face not unlike a swordfish, and she catches them by beating the crap out of them (with her girlfriend's help.)" "Y'know that photo with the woman crawling out of the river with a fish in her mouth? That's Jodie except the fish is the same size as her."

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ROUND TWO

JONAH from HELLO FROM THE HALLOWOODS vs THE TWELVE APOSTLES from THE BIBLE

PROPAGANDA:

JONAH - "He is a middle aged man in the process of becoming an eldritch entity and also he's gay. His mother is an icon. Everytime he dies he comes back a little bit changed."

APOSTLES - "Jesus gives them sick tips to catch more fish" "they were fishermen and then they became "fishers of men""

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if the catholic church was so smart why didn’t they make Parasocial Relationships a SIN. Marks failed to consider this

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The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

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ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

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st dymphna………girl…….where u at….are u protecting us crazies or not

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Saint Matthew of Hells Kitchen

Click for better quality | my ask box is open for requests

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Top 10 Monks That Did Crazy Ass Shit for Their God

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Sometimes the polls are wrong. I'm still rooting for robocop in my heart of hearts.

polls are wrong, inded.

democracy is wack, only my opinion is correct

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i took a break from tumblr and my beloved woofwoof lost in my absence. i refuse to accept this. he won in my heart. die white women. sorry it's german for the white women

I'm taking it all back, irish are no longer honorary latinas T_T

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wait I didn't think about this before submitting is submitting someone who is already canonically a saint in their media ok. if not I will submit another person

yes that's fine!

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look at me. look around you. look at this tumblr. look at this blog.

do i look like the kind of person that would be against women’s ordination?

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08/11/2023

Eastern Orthodox Shark Week.

JOKE-OGRAPHY: This comic features a famous episode from the Bible where Jesus walks on water to get to His disciples' boat, which is stuck in a storm.  In this cartoon, however, Jesus is accompanied by a new disciple, a megalodon (giant shark) named Mary.  He calls her "Mary Megalodon," which sounds like "Mary Magdalene," another of Jesus's loyal disciples (the woman who's stowed away in the last panel).  Mary Megalodon is not actually in the canonical books of the Bible.