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kishibes

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ok so i didnt have any male dolls at all so i would usually just make my barbies lesbians. but there was a point where i was adamant that one of them had a boyfriend (for variety) so i used a lizard toy and just paired it with one of my barbies and created one of the most drama filled romances with them. he was a bit of a freak and would play with the hearts of all the other barbie dolls until eventually they all teamed up and had him killed by running him over with the bratz rock angelz tour van. here's the absolute menace in question. 

the thing I love about the barbie movie hype is that it’s revealing how people played with barbies when they were a kid. I only had Barbies so typically I chose the lesbian affairs and murder plotting route, but if I was at a friend’s house and they had a Ken, I’d often go bisexual marital troubles. hey sound off how you played with your barbies I’m curious now

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he consumes half his bodyweight in raw meat per day

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not enough people talk about this scene from vampire the masquerade bloodlines

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some guys

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vampire: the masquerade sects? yeah I know em the Anarchs, the Sabbat and the uuh- *squints at palm*

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anyone around here love them some Vampire: The Masquerade?

hoho and do you like you some Nosferatu??

- Bertram Tung, nominee for best NPC Ever

- Azraiah and Cyrus, disputing

- A take on a Nossie with some very striking mutations

- Freida, a fashion designer, soon to have the best-dressed Warren on Earth

- Canary, Long Boy Premier, and his sweet lil Toreador, Ida

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These are the kind of shit that is fucking steange to look at

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My stomach hurts from laughihg