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Jon: you’re so lucky you got a piercing I can’t even dye my hair

Kon:

Jon:

Kon:

Jon:

Kon:…they tagged me Jonathan

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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"Can we talk about men?" "Men experience this too." "It's just that as a man," "Not to derail but this is also true for men." "OP idk if you know but men also..." "Sadly this also goes for men." "Can we please bring up how this affects men?" "Its just that men--

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the amount of comics that started in 2009 is insane like they killed them so fast

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Damian: I trust the judgement of cats where it comes to character. Alfred the cat has never steered me wrong with the lick test of integrity.

Duke: Do you trust the judgement of bees?

Damian:… What does that have to do with anything I am currently talking about?

Duke: I had a bee lick me once and I’m wondering if it counts.

Damian: …

Duke: … felt like a little straw on my finger lol

Damian:…

Duke: … uh-

Damian: how did you get the bee to lick you?

Duke: what?

Damian: how did you get the bee to lick you?

Duke: oh! I was eating strawberries on patrol and the juice attracted it.

Later

Jason: gross dude! Why are your hands sticky?!?

Damian: bee licks.

Jason: wha?

Damian: bee licks.

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Hear me out, Grail and Devastation as a duo:

EVIL WONDER WOMAN AND EVIL WONDER GIRL

This would slap! IT WOULD SLAP! THEY'D KILL SO MANY PEOPLE!

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Clark: "Huh, I wonder if Barry's okay, he looks a little down."

Bruce: "There was a chain of custody error with some DNA evidence in a case he worked for three months and it's probable that the killer will go free."

Clark, smiling a little: "Right, you spoke to him. You know, Bruce, that's so--"

Bruce: "Don't be ridiculous, you don't think I keep tabs on all of you?"

Clark:...

Clark, breathing in deeply: "You know I have superhearing, right?"

Bruce: "I considered that, and it would be unfair for me to ask you to keep tabs on all of--"

Clark: "So that means I heard you ask Barry earlier today, I don't know why you lied about that."

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wonder Woman (Comics), Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diana (Wonder Woman) & Bruce Wayne Characters: Diana (Wonder Woman), Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Friendship, Platonic Female/Male Relationships, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Diana tries her best, Mentioned Clark Kent, Mentioned Batkids, Mentioned Wondergirls Summary:

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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

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IMO that boy needs to either retire or pick his own thing. I really think taking on anyone else's mantle is a narrative mistake considering all the themes about self-determination.

I don’t know how I feel about the Damian Wayne Nightwing headcanon where he takes the mantle because trying to decipher if Nightwing is a mantle that should be taken is a can of worms…

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wonder Woman (Comics), Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diana (Wonder Woman) & Bruce Wayne Characters: Diana (Wonder Woman), Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Friendship, Platonic Female/Male Relationships, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Diana tries her best, Mentioned Clark Kent, Mentioned Batkids, Mentioned Wondergirls Summary:

“So you’ve decided what my flaw is?” It wasn’t a question, more a challenge really.

“You make it sound like I’m cursing you. Though I’m also not sure hearing my answer would benefit you in any way.”

“You can’t just say something like that and not explain what you mean. You know how I operate: I’d have to figure it out somehow and you’d eventually catch me digging through your garbage for clues.”

That one killed her. Truly, if the world knew that The Batman was secretly in possession of good humor it might cause the beginning of the next age. Alas. She wiped a tear from her eye.

“Oh, Bruce. Isolation. I think isolation is what’s going to be your end.”

“With my luck I assumed it was going to be Killer Moth.”

She rolled her eyes. “I’m serious.”

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You know what, I'm going to write some Wonder Woman, fuck you Tom.

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference between fantasy vs reality. This purity culture thing that we’re going through right now is directly harmful to responsible, healthy sexual expression. BTW this woman, Lisa Diamond, is a noted psychologist and has been pushing for greater understanding of womens sexuality as a whole.

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Temporarily pausing the breakdown because of how garbage this paragraph is

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emma frost dramatically saying “ive always done well under pressure” after being trapped under rubble for days is peak frost behaviour. thats what she was doing under that rubble. the whole time she was planning her moment.

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free my girl. she did all that but so did a male character and nobody cared