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Dune: Part Two (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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Finished this around 2 weeks ago but I've been slacking on posting. I love the mouth on his stomach it's so cool

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joe higan the man you are

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all 12 episodes i'm ready to talk about this man and how fine he is

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THEN vs NOW 🍩 😜

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13.21 Beat the Devil

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Miguel O’Hara icons

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your honor i am not over him

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Did i fall in love with Vigilante as he was humming cutely while murdering a family he didn’t even know were aliens?  I mean…yea. I did. 

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Yes babygirl you’re a very handsome young man

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i can't believe i still use tumblr in 2023 i feel like an old guy who stubbornly refuses to get a mobile cuz house phones work perfectly fine. and he's right

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Is it my childhood trauma or my mental illnesses that make me find slashers attractive?🤔🫦

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“he would prefer you shaved” “he prefers you not to shave” “he prefers big boobs” “he prefers snatched waists” “he prefers long hair” “he likes cute people” your favorite character is hopelessly devoted to you. he is borderline obsessive. you could be a tiny moth, and he’d always light the way for you. you could be an ant and he’d built an entire castle made of mud. if people knew the extent of his love for you, he’d be locked away. if you died in every life, he would find you in the next just so he could look upon your existence one more time. he is mature and he doesn’t have shallow preferences.

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The 5 love languages of monster fucker:

Understanding someone so different from yourself

Loving the unlovable

Big

Being turned on and afraid

Freaky inhuman sex

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My problem is I inherited all of my parents' mental illnesses and then got a bonus package.

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shoutout to the adhd people who did well in school for years but suddenly crashed and burned when the responsibilities outweighed their coping skills

shoutout to the adhd people who couldn’t finish college

shoutout to the adhd people who do great work but lose their jobs because of poor time managment

shoutout to the adhd people who don’t lose their jobs but can never advance because of their inconsistent performance

shoutout to the adhd people who want more work responsibilities but are afraid of what will happen when they inevitably make a careless mistake or their inattention leads something important to be forgotten

shoutout to the adhd people who have damaged their credit rating by forgetting to pay bills or return library books

shoutout to the adhd people who work their ass off every day but never know if the results will be stellar, average, or terrible

shoutout to the adhd people who have done just well enough to go most of their lives knowing something was wrong, but figuring they just needed to work harder to fix it.