“just…bring her back safe, okay?”
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Edward teach my love
belovedest ❤️
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Ironic street signs
Inspiration from here
(See also: Funky Bumper-Stickers)
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before you came into my life, i missed you so bad
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Spiralling so very deep into my Magnus phase I'm needing help
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Spiralling so very deep into my Magnus phase I'm needing help
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Tim: I've done a lot of bad stuff.
Elias: I've witnessed the bad stuff.
Jon: i recorded the bad stuff.
Sasha: I joined in on the bad stuff.
Martin: I TRIED TO STOP EVERYONE DOING THE BAD STUFF
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Tim: Jon! I named my plant after you.
Jon: that plant is fake, Tim.
Tim: my love for you isnt-
Jon: Tim I am married!
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Check in on your TMA friends today, everyone’s emerging from The Lonely crying out for Martin Blackwood like the fucked up little guys we are.
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Jon: I hate people
Tim: aw that's not fair Jon, how many have you met?
Jon: enough.
Jon: *scoffs*
Jon: people. what bastards.
Martin, overhearing: feel you there
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*Jon and Tim sitting in jail*
Tim: so who are we gonna call?
Jon: well I'd call Martin, but I'd feel safer in jail.
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Martin: for the love of god, please just go to a hospital!
Jon: I'm sorry is this our stab wound?
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TMA fans, how we feeling?
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rising from my grave to bring you this in light of recent developments
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*Martin and Jon at the beach*
*Martin puts on suncream*
Jon: pussy.
Martin: you think you're stronger than the fucking SUN?!
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Jon: Are you interested in me?
*Martin, who has been making tea for Jon since he started at the archives, saved his life by putting tape recorders on the buried coffin and who has had the most obvious gay crush on Jon since the beginning*: what gave it away.
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Season three:
Melanie: good job gays let's go!
Jon: Uh-
Martin: Did you mean guys? *Laughs nervously*
Melanie: i said what i said.
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