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B-tubers My first fan comic and it is about parrots. My partner described this comic at me so I had to draw it. These are some of our fave, most-quoted birds from the internet. Thanks and apollo-gies to @apolloandfrens

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Do people not realize that RedNote is a propaganda platform?

Just, it’s a platform that’s designed to only show you good and wholesome content.

It sounds like a great idea, but it also means that you’ll never see the whole picture. You’ll never get those expose-like videos like you did on TikTok. You’ll never get the “this is how you should stand up for your rights” content on there. And you sure as hell won’t get anything less than the standard“China is the greatest country with thousands of years of history” propaganda-y lines in all of the Chinese-based videos you see.

“The internet lied to us about China, they’re so friendly and so welcoming” yeah they are, but it’s also partly because you can’t see anything else. It’s Censorship Central over there on RedNote, and you are getting fed Party-approved content like it’s 1930s Germany.

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They're gonna boil all the "supplements" down into one OmniSupplement that will extend Tim Onion's life by 10 minutes

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Laudna: do you know what happens to people when they die?

Nana Morri, sitting on her skin chair while her humanoid tree garden grows outside: only if I have kept them after they die :)

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"Spreading your legs" is the next "shiver and queef," I'm calling it now.

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"Look how good they're almost"

Story of my life

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Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media

put a sheet over your head so god cant see you

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luc brenatto getting upstaged as cr's most insane teen adventurer by a quadruple classed 15-year-old with 255 hp

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"Welcome to The Real, everybody make dexterity saving throws" has big "Welcome to Dark Souls, bitch" energy

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Where are all the Calvin and Hobbes enjoyers??

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I'm just saying.

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I'm a mothafuckin genius

Ey I was just wingin it but my nails actually turned out kinda cute.

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HOLD ON HOLD ON

Ey I was just wingin it but my nails actually turned out kinda cute.

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Ey I was just wingin it but my nails actually turned out kinda cute.

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I need to know who wrote the wenis song. What foul but fellow Goblin dredged up the essence of a 10-year-old's soul and distilled it into an infernal dance done by those in elegant business attire and pajamyjams with equal skill and enthusiasm? Why has this entirely new thing infested my heart as if it had grown there like a seed wedged in the very first crack of my newly-hewn being at the beginning of time?

By God it rankles and delights with equal measure.

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So what we're NOT gonna do when James Somerton inevitably starts releasing new videos is hatewatch them, okay? Because a view is still a view whether or not it was watched with rage and disdain in your heart, you KNOW they'll be monetized, and at this point I'm sure he's doing this precisely TO bait in hatewatchers

Don't fund his comeback arc. Let him fade into obscurity like he deserves