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I'm listening to panic! at the disco rn. I'm also ill.
You could say I have a fever I can't sweat out.
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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
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i've ran out of napkins for napkin hangman
... Hi
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You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.
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help
I'm outbooking my shelfs
my floor is becoming a genie's cave for bookworms
save me
i'm stuck in my room
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I'm outbooking my shelfs
my floor is becoming a genie's cave for bookworms
save me
i'm stuck in my room
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I NEED AN ACHILLES. I'LL BE YOUR PATROCLUS I PROMISE
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Love you Jacob, you absolute legend
"OMG! Go away you malformed protist"
- My friend to his ski instructor 2023
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"OMG! Go away you malformed protist"
- My friend to his ski instructor 2023
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I have baby carrots and cucumber sticks and i'm bout to omnomnom
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Damn life just likes to come up behind you and steal your ribcage
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Fun Christmas idea:
Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
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Goth girl who says "fangs" instead of "thanks"
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