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Trying to do a tarot reading but the guy across the table is running mono blue and keeps countering my major arcana.

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hear me out wheel

step 1: spin the wheel step 2:

i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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i have an art request. senshi Shredding on a skateboard cool style

HELLLL YEAHHHHH THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT🔥🔥🔥

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we neopets posting on main. bc entry for my alien babygirl.

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is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?

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the funniest thing about tumblr aita is people seeing the asks sent by people who are 17 and replying like "OP you're a literal baby child minor who can't make decisions for yourself" and I am barely exaggerating

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Round Three, Bracket 1

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Pirate jokes

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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

"jesus christ" "who's that"

"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"

referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"

adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)

"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more

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Behold! A Shinx!

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I spent last night looking at Neocities sites and here are my takeaways:

There's a real push to keeping the internet weird, open and less corporate-driven -- info on bypassing paywalls, protecting your data, archiving web media and basic coding/tech literacy.

(I found one tutorial on how to make a pop up that detects whether someone has an ad blocker and suggests they install one if they don't! Love that.)

There's also resources on finding the kind of internet that isn't the default experience anymore - alternate search engines I hadn't even heard of, human-made link lists and webrings. (Webrings! Turns out they never went away!)

If any of that sounds interesting to you, by the way - sadgrl.online has a lot of it and is possibly the best thing on the internet????

The "90's web" aesthetic is really fun and nostalgic, but I particularly loved seeing some people bring the better parts of the "modern internet" into it. What if we had weird, eye-searing personal sites BUT with plaintext alternatives for accessibility purposes? CW for flashing lights and unreality triggers?

(Again sadgrl comes in with a lot of resources for making your website accessible.)

Most of all, I'm honestly emotional about all the sites I found that were like, "hi! I'm 14 and this is my website where I talk about stuff I like haha."

It's so good that so many kids and teens who never experienced the "old internet" are still finding stuff like this and making their own weird stuff! Not just because weird websites are more fun, but because these skills are being passed down.

Anyway it's great and who knows maybe I'll make my own site sometime to keep horror media recommendations or something.

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I don't know how many crowdfunded tabletop RPGs I've backed where they end up producing a beautiful limited edition hardcover that's physically unreadable without breaking the spine because the inside margin is far too small and the edges of the text get lost in the binding.

Pro tip (and I don't mean that facetiously; I am a professional): if you're publishing a perfect-bound hardcover with a page size at or around digest size (i.e., 5.5" x 8.5", 6" x 9", etc.), your inside (i.e., spine-side) margin must be 0.75" at an absolute minimum, and if you don't want to oblige readers to peer into the binding, 1" is better. If your page size is at or around letter size (i.e, 8" x 10", 8.5" x 11", etc.), add a quarter-inch to both of those figures – i.e., a minimum inside margin of 1", and 1.25" is better if you can manage it.

(Note that if you're not doing a separate digital layout and your print masters are doubling as your PDF, this will typically result in a PDF with unbalanced left and right margins. If that bothers you, either be prepared to do two separate layouts, or design your border art so that it looks intentional!)

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Source

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I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.

Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.