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Would you ever do a curvy thick Latina reader? Or just a curvy thick reader?

As someone with like 50% Scandinavian blood, 25% Irish blood and 25% Polish blood, I just wouldn't be comfortable writing a Latina character fully. Obviously I've mentioned some Hispanic culture before, but that's just based off my personal experiences growing up with a lot of Hispanic influences

(shout-out to Nana Martinez who used to regularly make me Conchas and let me watch Alice in Wonderland)

However, the curvy part I can do! I myself am curvy!

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I wanna watch house of wax but sadly it isn’t available free anywhere yet so I have to wait.

Also Vincent looks cool and I like how he is an artist . I love the arts. He’s probably gonna be my fav 🥰

I watched it for the first time maybe like 5 years ago? It was on some random TV channel and I grew up watching Vincent Price movies so I was curious. Then I just randomly found it for $1 at some random record store.

And like yeah look at him...

For real tho he's not in the movie a whole lot and it's ridiculous.

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Well if you ever need to vent my messages are always open🥰

Aw thank you! I'm hoping things will get better soon.

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How are you ?

Heh, I've been better.

There's a lot of things happening all at once and only one isn't terrible.

I won't go into details because I don't want to trauma dump on yall lol

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Hey, i've read a few of your slasher posts and i really like your writing. If you arent able to its perfectly alright but i was wondering if I could get a few slashers with a s/o that can't feel pain and so is unaware when they get hurt. It could be when meeting or having already known eachother. Thank you so much!

Reader out here like:

Michael Myers 🎃 (First Meeting)

He watched from the shadows as you pulled glass from your forearm, without even flinching.

If anything, the annoyed expression on your face was amusing to him. He'd seen many things in his life, but this was new.

For a moment he forgot why he was stalking you through the decaying house of his childhood. Instead he continued to watch as you searched for something to cover the wound.

It wasn't until your eyes met his, that emerged, holding a first aid kit in his hand.

Jason Voorhees 🏕 ( Dating)

Good lord, are you trying to give him a heart attack? I mean, he might already be dead, but still!

It was so innocent at first, you truly trying your hardest to keep up with himself during walkies. He's just got dem long ass legs.

Well next thing you know, you're on the ground and you're bleeding. Jason's panicking, you're not. He doesn't understand, he sees bone. Wtf?

Don't try to explain the science to him, he doesn't care. Now he's just worried about you not being able to tell if you're injured.

Hannibal Lecter🩺 (Before Dating)

Fully understand the science behind it. It may or may not be one of the reasons he was interested in you.

However, it wasn't until you nearly chopped a finger off helping him cook and look down and was like "K." that he felt worried.

Even if you're not accident prone, accidents happen. And you, not feeling pain which mean there's not properly connected in parts of brain that receive the pain messages, which means you might potentially-

He's spiraling in that science shit™️

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What do you think would happen if both Hannibal’s and letherface met each other? Like would they exchange canabal recipes? 😂

(Actual video of the Cannibalistic Trio practicing the craft. )

You're damn right the exchange recipes. It's like bookclub except they eat people.

TV!Hannibal Lecter's recipes can sometimes be a little...pretentious for leatherface's taste.

But really these three out here like a episode of gossip girl, spilling tea and cannibalistic secrets

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Hello! if you accept requests, can I make it?

I hope the answer is yes🙂‍↕️

I really, really, REALLY want to see the situation with Thomas Hewitt when he was too affected by Hoyt's joke. Thomas was offended by him to the point of tears for the first time in many years, and Y/N calms him down.This only makes Tommy cry harder, since no one has calmed him so tenderly before. They spend a long time together like this until Tommy stops crying. (I ESPECIALLY WANT MORE DESCRIPTION OF TOMMY’S EMOTIONS. You can even write on his behalf if you wish🥺)

thank you very much, and have a nice day!

Someone to fall back on

It was a joke. A mean joke, but a joke nonetheless.

Thomas Hewitt heard them all before. The mean jokes, snide comments and straight up merciless teasing. From strangers, from victims. From some of his own family.

Hoyt's words towards him has always had a underlying tone of hate. Talking down to him like he was a child. Criticizing everything he's done to keep his family safe. And this only seemed to escalate when Thomas met you.

Brave, beautiful, wonderful you. He never imagined that he could love one person so much.

But not everyone thought your love was beautiful.

"Why the fuck else would someone stay with him?!? It ain't definitely for his looks!"

"That bitch is just waitin' for him to fuck up like he always do!"

"You must really fuck 'em good if they're willin' to put up with your ugly mug, eh Tommy? "

It hurt. It hurts.

There was so much nasty thoughts swimming around Thomas's head, that he didn't feel that first tear fall down his cheek. Or the one after that. Or the one after that.

He didn't feel his hands gripping his hair so tightly, he was pulling out strands. He couldn't hear anything else but the pounding of his own heart and his uncle's voice replaying like a broken record. His body shaking, breathing coming out in short puffs.

Anxiety ate away at him, piece by piece. Despair tore through his heart like a freight train.

Everything was wrong. He was wrong. He was the monster keeping you in this hell hole for his own selfish reasons. He kept you because he loved you.

And you stayed because you feared him.

Thomas could feel his consciousness slipping away. Good, maybe he'd never wake back up.

But what would happen to you?

"-Mas? Thomas? Tommy!"

Your hands grabbed his, prying them off his abused scalp. He was scared to look at you, not knowing what look would be on your face. Disgust? Fear? He couldn't handle any of those.

He heard you sigh, then could feel your body sit next to him. When did he get down on the floor?

"Tommy, baby, are you okay?" You scoffed "Of course you're not. Your uncle's a asshole."

You grabbed his face in your hands, forcing him to look at you. His teary eyes reluctantly met yours. You smiled "There's my handsome man. With his pretty eyes. "

Slipping on to his lap, you ran your fingers through his hair "You can't believe everything Hoyt says, Thomas. He's a bitter, old man."

"I love you, Thomas Hewitt. And I'm sorry if I haven't told you enough, showed you enough. And I'm sorry that Hoyt's words hurt that much. But nothing he says is, or will ever be, true."

With the upmost tenderness, you removed the beaten leather mask from his face. Placing a kiss on his forehead, you continued "I'm here because I love you. I stayed because I love you. Not because I'm scared, not because of pity. I love you, Thomas. Just you."

Thomas let out a broken sob and you brought his head to your chest "Tommy, please, there's nothing wrong with crying. I'd rather you get snot all over me than you kept all this in."

The quiet sobs turned into quiet wails as Thomas's arm pulled you closer to him. You hummed, some song he couldn't place a name on. Maybe it wasn't real, Thomas thought, you had a knack for random melodies.

But you were real.

This was real.

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What do both Hannibal’s do on fem readers periods? Both sfw and nsfw plz

How ironic that I'm currently suffering 😵‍💫

You swear he knows your schedule better than you. And he does. He has everything memorized.

But any little change to that sends him into a panic. Are you sick? he doesn't smell any disease or discomfort on you. Just stressed, who does he need to kill to make you feel better?

It's a blessing because he'll already have everything your body needs prepared. Snacks, preferred hygiene products and pain medication. And he'll let you get all the snacks. You're in pain and he isn't going to let you suffer more. If you want to eat a bacon cheeseburger, then you will.

It's a curse because...well he gets a little creepy before your period starts. He means well, really he does, but Hannibal bby stop sniffing us plz.

He almost gets this strange guard dog energy when you're on your period. Follows you around, gets extremely protective.

He has little regards for your personal space. Which is fine, this man is a walking heated blanket just looking for a excuse to cuddle.

(NSFW) He doesn't give a rat's ass if you're on your period. Blood is Blood, bbygurl. And yours is a gift to him from divine beings.

He's not afraid to get a little messy, either. If he needs to clean the sheets after, then that's a sign of a job well done.

All you have to do is tell your DTF and he's ready. Anything you want him to do (and I mean anything) he'll do it.

Prepare to treated like he's a starved man and your pussy is the most delicious meal. Oof jealous

Ugh this man right here. Oof he's is 💯 the best partner to have during your period. Of all the slashers.

Like his counterpart, he knows your schedule better than you do. But, unlike his counterpart, he understands that sometimes thing affect it. He's chill as long as it's not completely off.

He's not going to spoil you as much as the other Hannibal. He knows that you're suffering, but you still have to retain a decent nutrition. If you ask nicely enough (or start crying) he might cave.

(NSFW)

But with a man who cooks like this, who needs store bought bullshit. You want a black forest cheesecake? You better believe Hanni's gonna supply.

He knows your body like it's been his all his life. So prepare yourself for the best fucking massages that hit all the good spots. Every pressure point that can help with your pain.

(NSFW) He does want you to feel better and he know sex helps with cramps. So you better believe he's down.

Makes you cum at least 3 times (because one orgasm isn't enough for a goddess like you) before actually fucking you.

A little more reluctant about the mess than his counterpart, those sheets are expensive and the last thing he needs is the dry cleaners asking questions.

A chance to explore his breeding kink without actual breeding? Yes — it's possible to get pregnant if you have unprotected sex during your period. But to Hannibal, the idea of him filling your hole with his cum outweighs the worrying of pregnancy.

(Idk maybe that last part was a self projected headcannon)

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Do you write for Hannibal ? Both tv and movie

I haven't

But please give me a excuse to. Movie or TV.

Give me a excuse to write for that man

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Do you have any rules or a masterlist?

I've tried several times to make a masterlist, but it's so hard to do on the mobile app, which is what I write on most of the time 😵‍💫

As for rules

Fem!Reader or GN!Reader, so please tell me which one if you request something.

I obviously write smut and I'm pretty flexible with kinks and whatnot. But nothing too dark like non-con.

If I don't think I can do something justice, I won't write it. I don't want to fulfill a request half-assed.

Most importantly, be patient with me. I'm but a nervous wreck of a human being.

Hopefully that answers your questions!

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Slashers with a sleepwalking s/o

AN: totally based off my personal experiences sleepwalking lol asked my friends and family what their favorite sleepwalking episode was.

Jason Voorhees 🏕

Jason is already paranoid AF about you unknowingly wandering into a trap during the day.

But the first time he comes across you in the woods at night? When you should be asleep?

He is not a happy man. Many thoughts run through his mind. Are you trying to leave him? Trying to get yourself hurt? Would you rather die then be with him?

It takes him a good while and a lot of explaining for him to understand what's happening. That your not intentionally doing this. Science shit™️

He sets up a system. Maybe a bell or two. Something loud to let him know where you are. Maybe some trip wires.

Strangest thing he's seen you do: He watched you eat a entire sleeve of saltines while standing in the shower.

Michael Myers 🎃

Michael's seen some shit. So this is nothing. All those years in Smiths Grove have prepared him for this. So you sleepwalk? Cool, his neighbor at Smiths Grove used to eat cockroachs.

That being said, the closer you're relationship grows, the more worried he becomes. What if you fall down the stairs? What if you wander into the road? What if, what if, what if??

He doesn't have the foresight to set up traps, like Jason does.

Uses his fucked up sleep schedule to his advantage and often stands over your sleeping body. Jumpscare.

Will definitely tie a bell on you while you sleep. Totally not a collar what are you saying? Don't make it kinky.

The strangest thing he's seen you do: Put all of the remotes in the refrigerator because they needed batteries.

Thomas Hewitt 🥩

Poor sweet man. You're going to give him a heart attack one of these days.

However, he's probably one of the more better prepared of the lot. His house is set up to keep people in and out. So there isn't much danger you can get into.

Unless he forgets to lock up the basement. Which has happened once. And only once. You were fairly unharmed if not a little traumatized.

Has taken to locking your bedroom door. Also installs like 10 latches. AND puts a bell on the doorknob. And maybe sometimes you.

Look, he's already scared of losing you to somebody else, he doesn't want to have to worry him losing you to you.

Strangest thing he's seen you do: Him, Monty and Hoyt sat and watched you stand in front of the sink for a hour and a half. Just standing there. Menacingly

Brahms Heelshire 🐀

Oh, poor baby is confused. Especially at the start of your situation-ship. You don't know he's there, you just think you're babysitting a doll for a sad old couple. Not their grown ass son who lives in the walls.

The first time Brahms finds you sleepwalking, he's pissed. You trying to leave him, he knows you are. But... did you just snore?? Wait, you're asleep. He feels a little better about the situation.

Until you start walking towards the stairs. Boy's never moved so fast in his life. He knows if he wakes you up it's game over. So he gives you a gentle nudge back to your room.

Now after you find about the rat man in the walls, things are different. Brahms, even in the deepest REM cycle, will never let you go. Man is a koala and you are the tree he's clinging to for dear life. It's almost impossible to escape his arms at night.

Almost makes you sleep in the walls instead of the bedroom so you're safer. Like ain't no way you're getting out of those without him waking up.

Strangest thing he's seen you do: Sat up in bed, complaining about the maracas in your mouth??? He cried.

Billy Lenz 🎄

World's worst caretaker 👑

Especially before yall start dating because, at that point in time, he's still trying to decide if he wants to kill you. He won't lie, he very briefly thought about pushing you down the stairs.

But? After you win him over? Yeah still kinda sucks ass at keeping you from hurting yourself. He'll keep you alive, mind you, just a little worse for wear.

He asked you once if he could tie you down in bed. You didn't like the look in his eyes so you declined. Billy pouted for the next three days.

TBH he might do it anyways. Look he's just trying to keep your silly little self safe, S/O. Get your mind out of the gutter. Haha, jk...unless 😏?

The strangest thing he's seen you do is eat a entire bag of gummy bears while standing outside. He joined you.

Vincent Sinclair 🖌

Another prepared king 👑

His workshop is dangerous. Upstairs is dangerous. The whole town is health code violation. And bby cannot stand the idea of you hurting yourself.

But other then the constant anxiety that you'll some how end up falling off the stairs or falling into the wax or the any other number of things his brain comes up with, he's very level-headed.

Child safety locks. He buys that shit in bulk.

But hey, gives him a excuse to hold you at night. (Vincent, they're literally your s/o)

The strangest thing he's seen you do is stand over Bo's bed, chanting tomato. Bo almost cried.

Bo Sinclair 🔧

Definition of "Look at that idiot...oh wait that's my idiot!"

Honestly, probably the worst. Not like 'let's you just walk around' worst, but more like 'Imma gonna chain you to the bed' worst.

Dude's so scared of losing you, pretty much the best thing that ever happened to him, that his willing to go to drastic matters to keep you safe.

Don't try to explain the science behind it, you'll only give him a migraine. Just let him keep you safe. K, bby?

Bo's gonna lose sleep some nights, he's that scared. No doubt you will wake up to the feeling of someone watching you. Just comfort him, ok?

Strangest thing he's seen you do is sit up in bed and start singing 'Livin La Vida Loca'

Asa Emory 🪲

Number one prepared king™️

I'm not saying he may or may not, kinda sorta perhaps placed cameras around your living situation before you two even began dating. But yeah he did.

So he knows all about the crazy shenanigans you are up to at night.

He reads the books, watching online lectures 👏all👏the👏research. You can bet your sweet ass he knows exactly how to wake you up in case of emergency.

In the same breath, despite how much he does love you, science. Prepare to be studied like a bug under a microscope.

Strangest thing he's seen you do is standing with the refrigerator doors open, telling him how much you love this show.

Norman Bates 🚿

My poor sweet innocent murder bby. He doesn't know what to do.

Yeah, keep you safe, he's got that much down. But at what cost?

The hotel looks like a a daycare center now. Baby proofing everywhere (ask him about getting locked out of the bathroom, it's funny)

Suggested a collar once as a joke, wasn't expecting you to agree. Got flustered. Dropped his cup, maybe got a bone.

Another koala sleeper, so good luck escaping his embrace. Will go as far as following you to the bathroom to make sure you're actually awake.

Strangest thing he's seen you do is sit down in a fake potted plant in the living room and talk about dinosaurs.

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Hey

Hey

So yeah I like totally disappeared again, I know. Not completely, just lurking in the background.

A lot of shit as gone down.

Like a lot.

I'm not going to go into too many details, just some deaths, some near deaths,some mental health issues.

Do you know how hard it is to find a therapist in a small town were everyone knows everyone's business?

Anyway I'm slowly getting back to writing. Have a few drafts saved up.

So like we cool?

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ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

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curious about what's in store for you for 2024? :D

Let AO3 decide!

(Updated from 2023: Up-to-date tag bank, opt-in tag categories, optional dark mode! As always: proceed with informed consent.)

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every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

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It warms my heart to see people thirsting after David Harbour as Santa. He's everything men have convinced themselves is not what women want, and yet women are going 🥵 Daddy Christmas 🥵 over a middle aged man with a beer gut. Beautiful stuff

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Things I overheard in Disney World

"I think I ejaculated with all that running. " 17 year old walking by my table.

"Do you think they fuck in the suits?" Same 17 year old in line to see Mickey

"This turkey is overcooked." "What makes you say that?" "There's no pink in it." A grown ass man and his poor girlfriend.

"Oh my god you are so stupid. " Said poor girlfriend to the grown ass man.

"Why did you think there'd be snow?!? We're in freaking Florida!" A exasperated mom to her 12 year old

" *unintelligible southern noises*" A old man with no front teeth

"David, nobody cares about that anymore." The wife of Mr. No front teeth