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NO

NO I DON’T WANT WHUMPER REDEMPTION ARCS I WANT WHUMPEE CORRUPTION ARCS I’M TALKING WHUMPEES BEING TIRED OF BEING THE PROTAGONIST OF THE STORY THAT IS THEIR LIFE AND CHOOSING TO BE THE VILLAIN I WANT WHUMPEES WHO GO INSANE FROM THEIR TRAUMA AND SNAP I WANT WHUMPEES WHO HAVE BEEN LIED TO

I WANT WHUMPEES BECOMING VILLAINS AND TURNING ON THEIR FRIENDS

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It has come to my attention that the whump community quite likes biting

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I have posted about biting whumpees, but I now raise you whumpers who bite.

Whumpee’s being a little too defiant? Chomp.

Whumpee’s cocky? Chomp.

It could be humbling for a whumpee to be in a situation where a person could get close enough to bite them without being able to do anything against it.

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It’s a bit chilly here and it’s allergy season so I’m thinking of spring allergy whump and cold whump now.

Whumpee dealing with that cold and dry air drying out their sinuses in the middle of an allergic reaction to the pollen. Their body wants to flush the pollen out but just can’t produce enough mucus.

Whumpee going through an entire tissue box, their nose red and irritated from how much they’re blowing it, but they’re still so stopped up.

Not knowing if they’re sick or if they’re just dealing with mild allergies. Giving the situation the benefit of the doubt and assuming it’s allergies. In fact they’re running a low grade fever.

Just whump in the springtime.

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Been playing way too much Pokémon Legends Arceus so

Teen Whumpee who was just. Existing. And then got went “haha you’re going to the past btw you have a mission now” and immediately gets thrown in the way of beasts and such. And after doing everything right, gets exiled from the very place that housed them.

Pokémon can be whumpy sometimes

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A report just came out from a Palestinian hostage saying he was strapped with bombs and sent into a Hamas tunnel, with Israel prepared to blow the tunnel up with his body if fighters were found inside and yet people are still making the “Hamas uses human shields” arguments that have been confirmed to be a myth with no supporting evidence

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amnesia as a trauma response has the potential to be so fucking funny because imagine you just spent like 6 months breaking Whumpee down piece by piece, stripping them of their rights, destroying their mind and body with scars that will never heal, relishing in the irrevocable damage done by your hand even after they've been rescued

and then you run into them at a grocery store and they're like "oh hey (: sorry didn't see you there ((((: no i have no idea who you are but you're blocking the shelf i need to look at"

my ass would be humbled so goddamn fast. i would be shinji gripping the sink sobbing in the mirror because Whumpee basically just called me cringe. my brilliant torturing apparently meant fuckall and i'm not even worth the time of day. they'd probably misspell my name on a starbucks cup. whumper turned whumpee because how do i recover from that. what the fuck.

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Feral Whumpee being forced to wear a muzzle. Whether it's because they're getting too bitey, or just because. Could be by doctors or Whumper. Or a Whumper who's also a doctor. Good stuff.

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Caretaker putting themself in danger to protect Whumpee. That’s all. Self sacrifice.

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You. I like you. Caretaker gonna bite off Whumper’s finger if they show their face.

Whumpee who bites. Literally. Whumper gets too close? Gets bitten. Caretaker tries to touch them as a way to comfort them? Gets bitten. Whumpee just being a feral little creature and biting anyone who they deem a threat. Especially if they’re trying to make themself look big and threatening. This could also work really well for a nonhuman whumpee

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They said “pick a man” blake said SAY LESS ‼️

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Update on the movie. The promises were fulfilled. The character found the brother. I’m at peace.

Just watched like half of the movie 1917 and holy shit, whimpees who are dying and all Caretaker can do is stay by their side until they pass so that they don’t die alone and afraid. Caretakers offering reassurance, making promises to Whumpee that they know they might not live to fulfill.

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Obsessed with the idea of a Caretaker having spent years rehabilitating multiple Whumpees until somehow, one day, they got the one and only Whumper in their hands.

And so they proceed to give them the taste of their own medicine... or rather, the entire medicine bottle.

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Ask box is open for anyone!

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Whumpees who make music. Maybe they’re a pianist, maybe they play a guitar or ukulele, maybe they sing.

And Whumper can make them unable to make music. Or force them to make music only for them.

Break their hands. Destroy their voice. Or keep them like a caged bird.

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Whumpee coming home for the first time in a while, curling up in bed, and just. Immediately falling asleep. Because they’re safe, and they’re exhausted.

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The whumper would only observe the whumpee, manipulating how cold or hot their cell was from the distance, or turning their shock collar on and off whenever they desired. the whumper didn’t want to get blood on their hands, not out of morality, but because they didn’t want to deal with the mess.