#you are all correct btw

[chickenandwhumplings]

It has come to my attention that the whump community quite likes biting

[saigikuuuu]

ooc:

i find it so funny how my government officials post got several genuine non-rp rbs

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[dustykneed]

oh look at jim's nice lipstick! oh wait why is it smudged. oh waiiiit why are spock's lips so pink. ohhhh what could possibly have caused this i wonder...

bones' hoodie isn't even his LMAO he nicked it from one of his roommate's hookups who forgot their jacket. his roommate locked him out of his dorm (another hookup. really.) and bones has ten thousand goddamn assignments due the next few days so he's just camping out next to the biggest party for the weekend for the lighting and the free food. insanely stressed and dressed in as many layers as it takes for him not to get cold trying to sit still and get shit done on a mid-spring friday night. and i just think it would be so fucking funny if spirk (both with a HELL of a reputation™) sees this sleep-deprived palpably anxious dressed like a middle-aged college professor med student and is instantly like. man. i NEED more of that guy. like wouldnt that be so funny. anyways

yeah im obsessed with this au in particular what about it <3333 idc

[royalarchivist]

Missa: [Finds a book Fit wrote for Phil and stares at it in silence for a long moment]

Missa: ...Ok, Fit is talking to Philza. Should I... should I know what they're talking about? I mean, I mean no– it doesn't worry me, it doesn't worry me. I'm not a jealous guy. But maybe they've talked about this [the situation with Bad] and know something?!

Missa: It's like– it's like seeing his cellphone. No, I'm not going to read it, I'm not going to read it. No no no, no. It's like looking at his cellphone, no!

[daydreamingmiller]

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Sweater season is OVER… nakey time once more…

Miss sassy grumps is back… I kiss her anyways…

[coconi]

Revali + wolf pupy tweets (insp)

[talesfromthecrypts]

Favorite werewolves and transformations

Dog Soldiers (2002)

Ginger Snaps (2000)

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

The Wolf Man (1941)

Good Manners (2017)

Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

The Company of Wolves (1984)

The Quarry (2022)

Wolf (1994)

Hemlock Grove (2013-2015)

[larabar]

been thinking about the last bit in this post by @themetalvirus all day;;

[biancadavri]

all i'm asking is fifteen to twenty years where we shift the sexyman fantasy race status onto the dwarves. we need the beautiful runaway princess to be a dwarf we need the rebel leader with a rough attitude but a deep sadness in their eyes to be a dwarf we need. nay, DESERVE the morally complex antagonist to be a dwarf. unfortunately the whole "lift your defeated opponent's chin with the tip of your blade to have them look you in the eyes" trick wouldn't work anymore because a) he's carrying a warhammer now and b) he's short, duh but we're still left with him having to physically force the hero on his knees and that is a far more homoerotically charged move if you ask me. sorry who said that.

[rox-of-iu]

no thought only MQF in brain* (*even more than usual yeah.....)

ok lads listen up. i love allllll Mu Qingfang designs ok? all the interpretations are cool and valid and dear ok BUT. whenever I personally try to draw MQF without a 'stache he just looks to me like a first-year med student ok hjdfhkfd

but anyway. when i was scrolling around and being completely normal about MQF i saw a lot of ppl say stuff like 'this is my 'mqf is actually pretty' agenda' and its alwaysss about peeled mqf SO I HAVE A POINT TO PROVE OK. mqf with a moustache can be also a prettyboy ok?? i can prove it 😭😭

so here are my qingfangs where i turned up the babygirl vibes to absolute max as i could hsdfjkhdskfh 💜

[efplanning]

(That's the problem.)

[kaladinkholins]

yeah taimizu IS toxic and off putting actually ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

EDIT: TO BE CLEAR THIS IS A POST IN FAVOUR OF TAIMIZU!!! I AM A DIRTY TAIMIZU SHIPPER!!!!!

[tedhugheshater]

ILL TELL YOU ALL HOW THE STORY ENDS WHERE THE GOOD GUYS DIE AND THE BAD GUYS WIN WHO CARES THIS AINT ABOUT ALL THE FRIENDS YOU MADE BUT THE GRAFFITI THEY WRITE ON YOUR GRAVE FOR ALL OF US WHOVE SEEN THE LIGHT SALUTE THE DEAD AND LEAD THE FIGHT HAIL HAIL WHO GIVES A DAMN IF WE LOSE THE WAR LET THE WALLS COME DOWN LET THE ENGINES ROAR WE CAN LEAVE THIS WORLD LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND WE CAN STEAL THIS CAR IF YOUR FOLKS DONT MIND WE CAN LIVE FOREVER IF YOUVE GOT THE TIME IM THE ONLY FRIEND THAT MAKES YOU CRY YOURE A HEART ATTACK IN BLACK HAIR DYE SO JUST SAVE YOURSELF AND ILL HOLD THEM BACK TONIGHT

[brainworms-all-night-long]

I can only ever think with all my prime bros headcannons (both already posted but more so the ones lacking the proper wording but floating around my head), Nine and Tails is just one existentional crisis(TM) while Sails and Mangey are there being silly and living their best lives