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this is my second artists rendition of neuvillette from genshin impact getting ready to smash open a clam with a rock like an otter.

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this is my artists depiction of neuvillette from genshin impact getting ready to smash open a clam with a rock like an otter.

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nice post, unfortunately ive already depicted you as the rat who just successfully navigated a maze and me as the scientist dropping pellets into your enclosure

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i know im autistic because my power fantasies are always something like writing a persuasive essay on why bayonetta is the greatest piece of feminist art from the 21st century for a 60 year old tenured womens studies professor that hates video games

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you know what they say, capitalism breeds innovation. and brother, im getting mating pressed.

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me hunched over on the toilet covered in sweat after eating a bowl of baked mac and cheese: man its hell getting old huh

today i found out, after 21 years on this earth, that i am in fact lactose intolerant and i never realized it, i eat cheese and milk on a regular basis and ive been going to the bathroom like 5 times a day for years and never once did i fucking connect the two together until just today when i had 2 glasses of strawberry milk after like at least a week of somehow accidentally abstaining from dairy and having normal bowel movements

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today i found out, after 21 years on this earth, that i am in fact lactose intolerant and i never realized it, i eat cheese and milk on a regular basis and ive been going to the bathroom like 5 times a day for years and never once did i fucking connect the two together until just today when i had 2 glasses of strawberry milk after like at least a week of somehow accidentally abstaining from dairy and having normal bowel movements

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happy birthday to the most adorable little guy in the whole world. unlike SOME PEOPLE that will remain unnamed i think he deserves to have his birthday celebrated because hes a sweetheart :)

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i write fanfiction btw

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44886343/chapters/112937812

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Sakura Ogami could have easily won dr1 by hanging out in the kitchen and wringing everyones necks when they came in for food and the fact that she didnt is very girlboss of her

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i used to work at dollar general and we used to have a whole section of the backroom crowded out with boxes of random bullshit we didnt have room to sell and one day when i was alone in the store i rearranged the boxes to create a small cubby that no one else could see so from then on id sneak back there from time to time to scarf down a clif bar and pretend i was a frightened field mouse eating a barley grain whilst cowering under an autumn leaf from a weasel prowling nearby

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bro had me up in the bowling alley like

so about this time last year i asked this guy i had a crush on out on a date and he said yes, we went out and had a good time and we made plans to go bowling a couple weeks later. the day of im super excited and i spend the whole day prettying myself up, doing my hair, picking out cologne, plucking my eyebrows, the whole nine yards. come time for our date, we meet up and he tells me its not working out and we should see other people, which fine whatever shit happens. trouble is though wed already reserved the lane so we decided to bowl anyways, and he hadnt bothered dressing up at all so i was there bowling for two hours dressed like im going to a job interview with a man who looked like he had just gotten out of bed. so no ive been mainly focusing on myself for a while.

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so about this time last year i asked this guy i had a crush on out on a date and he said yes, we went out and had a good time and we made plans to go bowling a couple weeks later. the day of im super excited and i spend the whole day prettying myself up, doing my hair, picking out cologne, plucking my eyebrows, the whole nine yards. come time for our date, we meet up and he tells me its not working out and we should see other people, which fine whatever shit happens. trouble is though wed already reserved the lane so we decided to bowl anyways, and he hadnt bothered dressing up at all so i was there bowling for two hours dressed like im going to a job interview with a man who looked like he had just gotten out of bed. so no ive been mainly focusing on myself for a while.

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mfs out here arguing about whether you fold the toilet paper or wad it need to get on my level, i simply throw the end of the roll into the toilet and flush and position my asscheeks around the rapidly moving rope of toilet paper as it gets sucked in. i call it turbo flossing and it is by far the superior method

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hozier is probably a makima stan tbh

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I’m gonna use my first actual post as an excuse to post Weevil

tw: videogame spider and bugs