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Happy Halloween! 🧛

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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

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Ao3 subscriptions are so fucking wild to me. Every time I write my silly fanfictions and post them 124 people get an email just to let them know that this idiot is posting their fanfictions again. I send 124 people an email every time I write smut. Imagine sending 124 physical letters out just to be like “hello everyone, I put some guys we made up in our heads through the horrors again.” Absolutely absurd. I am kissing all of you on the lips.

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I like how easy it is to tell who is a bot on tumblr. If the photo shows a woman who looks even remotely sexualized we can safely assume it is a bot. This is not the website where women go to be sexual. This is where we go to sexualize others, mostly, beings who don't exist irl. And to act like raccoons that have snuck into a pantry and found the cereal.

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Not gonna say it again

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biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

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Exactly. You just haven't thought of the right situation for them yet. ;)

i don’t want to be a hater but some of you guys are really boring with your ships. ‘oh i can’t ship that it’s too unhealthy’ skill issue

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It is estimated those with ADHD receive 20,000 corrective or negative messages by age 10

Neurodivergent_lou

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infelinity

watercolour on arches

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Our powers combined

watercolour on arches

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Not a big fan of what melatonin has been doing to my dreams lately.

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Guys, I need your help.

The Alans are fighting.

They all think they're the best, the sexiest, the most interesting.

And the truth is, they are, but they still want to know who we love more.

And so I put it to you in ...... A CLASH OF ALANS!

A tournament between Alans where YOU vote for your favourites until we crown the Ultimate Alan.

Six rounds, six days, with 24 hours per round* to vote for your favourites. Round 1 is OPEN NOW and will close at 1pm UK time on Friday 12th July. So get voting!

*variable depending on my own schedule

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Under The Whomping Willow: Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four (the end)