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GORE AND BLOOD TW. VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK.

ares and his lover (destruction)

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Hello Posideon my dearly beloved himbo.

How's the himbo-ing going?

poseidon: athena likes visiting me on earth, even though she’s not really supposed to

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PRIAPUS HOW'S IT GOING MY GUY!?

LONG TIME NO SEE

priapus: i finally got to see the ocean! it’s far more beautiful than i thought :)

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[ this begs the question, who does hymenaios see in the mirror? ]

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Do demigods exist in this au?

zeus: i believe in human myth they’re our kids with a mortal. for us, demigods are mortal-borns that did deeds that got them blessed by a patron god!

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Alastor, I have a feeling most of my oc's would get along well with you.

eros: i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him

hermes: alastor only ever lets me in without a fight. what can i say, a guy likes his mail

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Hephaestus your beautiful just so you know

hephaestus: i- um- i-

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do they… you know… 👉👌

eros: we can’t! and we wouldn’t! i think??? we can’t do anything with mortals because it would involve our godly form and we would incinerate them on the spot

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lore sketch! not all gods like zeus

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if you fall into tartarus for someone, is that love yes or no

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part 3 of the ever lasting god series :)

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part 2 of my goobers! is there anyone y’all wanna see next :)?

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4 of my favourite babies

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AHHHHHWHAHHAGWIWGWHAH 😭😭😭

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such a side note but they all HAVE people i ship them with! i like the idea of forcing the audience to guess who

HEY HI! YALL WANNA TALK TO MY BOYS?

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HEY HI! YALL WANNA TALK TO MY BOYS?

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i thought this was funny 😭😭